It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
flash gunner
Posts: 29236 Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:55 amLocation: Armchairsville. FACT.
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by flash gunner Mon Sep 14, 2015 8:53 pm
armchair wrote: flash gunner wrote: Banned????
With threads like these.... Welcome to the clique armchair!!!!
Thanks, (I think)
Btw is that the tennis clique, the gay clique or the Oirish clique? Maybe they're all the same?
It's all the same thing. DB10 will contact you soon regarding initiation
SPUDMASHER
Posts: 10739 Joined: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:07 amLocation: London Euston
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by SPUDMASHER Tue Sep 15, 2015 2:00 pm
I can give you one recommendation for prossies in general.
Don't go down on them!
DB10GOONER
Posts: 59206 Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pmLocation: Dublin, Ireland.
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by DB10GOONER Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:24 pm
Also, don't kill them. That's really uncool.
officepest
Posts: 5072 Joined: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:27 amLocation: Lacking a little bit of sharpness in the final third.
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by officepest Sat Sep 19, 2015 10:24 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: Also, don't kill them. That's really uncool.
Man, you are one boring motherfucker....
Bang goes that plan then.
Anyone wanna buy some quicklime, a shovel and some plastic sheeting? Looks like I don't need them now.
Perryashburtongroves
Posts: 13542 Joined: Thu May 03, 2007 6:18 pmLocation: At the start of a glorious era.
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by Perryashburtongroves Sun Sep 20, 2015 12:02 pm
I was in Romania over the summer. There were hundreds of prostitutes there. If you really are intent on firing it up her shite pipe and into her mouth, then I'm sure there would be a few who'd be willing to let you do that.
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER Mon Sep 21, 2015 3:09 pm
officepest wrote: DB10GOONER wrote: Also, don't kill them. That's really uncool.
Man, you are one boring motherfucker....
Bang goes that plan then.
Anyone wanna buy some quicklime, a shovel and some plastic sheeting? Looks like I don't need them now.
Boring. But ethical.
Henry Norris 1913
Posts: 8374 Joined: Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:25 pm
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by Henry Norris 1913 Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:59 pm
does it ever strike anyone as weird that we are unable to say *word censored*, however it's ok to make jokes about shagging a dead hoe?
oh well, carry on
officepest
Posts: 5072 Joined: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:27 amLocation: Lacking a little bit of sharpness in the final third.
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by officepest Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:30 pm
David Pleat may, or may not, be able to help you Armchair.
OneBardGooner
Posts: 42867 Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 amLocation: Close To The Edge
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by OneBardGooner Tue Sep 22, 2015 6:34 pm
This thread is just well fucking weird. full stop.
StuartL
Posts: 7878 Joined: Sat May 17, 2008 8:22 pmLocation: It’s a new dawn, a new day a new life, for me and I’m feeling good
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by StuartL Wed Sep 23, 2015 7:33 pm
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
does it ever strike anyone as weird that we are unable to say *word censored*, however it's ok to make jokes about shagging a dead hoe?
oh well, carry on
Are you basing that assumption on the fact that the forum rules don't specifically mention that "shagging a dead hoe" jokes are not acceptable.........ergo it is ok ?
safcftm
Posts: 3422 Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:58 pmLocation: Sunderland!
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by safcftm Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:41 pm
I've shagged a prossie in Madrid before, she was Hungarian. Just thought I'd share that exciting story with you!
mcdowell42
Posts: 16969 Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:19 pmLocation: ireland
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by mcdowell42 Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:54 am
safcftm wrote: I've shagged a prossie in Madrid before, she was Hungarian. Just thought I'd share that exciting story with you!
That makes you the only person from sunderland scoring then.
armchair
Posts: 4279 Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:30 pmLocation: Wengerhell
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by armchair Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:12 am
safcftm wrote: I've shagged a prossie in Madrid before, she was Hungarian. Just thought I'd share that exciting story with you!
You sure "she" wasnt a "he". You do have form for that shit remember.
