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I like him.

I find him comedy in a car crash David Brent type way sometimes, but I don't like him.

I heard he got his hands reduced so his cock looks bigger when he holds it, what kind of crazy man does that.

AkneyGooner wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:26 am

I find him comedy in a car crash David Brent type way sometimes, but I don't like him.

I heard he got his hands reduced so his cock looks bigger when he holds it, what kind of crazy man does that.

Spuddy, Lefty and OneBardGooner all did. It's some Ewok rights of passage horseshit. They're all into it apparently.

He's an embarrassing cùnt but it is hilarious watching him spout utter shit out of that tiny puckered little arsehole he has for a mouth.

Like when Moron-hio fist joined the Chavs his bullshit was comedy gold for a while and then it just became extremely repetitive and tedious. Trumptard will go the same way.

Donald trump just tweeted:

There is no russian collusion, there is collusion between pogba and luke shaw. massive collusion . The worst.

Some colluders care more than others.


#burn nike sneakers.

AkneyGooner wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 02, 2018 2:19 pm

Donald trump just tweeted:

There is no russian collusion, there is collusion between pogba and luke shaw. massive collusion . The worst.

Some colluders care more than others.


#burn nike sneakers.

Trumptard knows!

4 more years! 4 more years!

Is there anything more awesome than the man in the most powerful office on planet Earth publicly mimicking the voice of an alleged sexual assault victim? If there is, I've yet to see or hear it.

Maybe Eddie Van Halen playing Eruption whilst standing over Mila Kunis whilst she eats out Margot Robbie. That would be pretty awesome.

There is something almost almost admirable about a man that has just had his ass handed to him still insisting he has won a great victory.

It's like a prison gang-rape victim getting tag-teamed by about 25 inmates, being left covered in blood shit and jizz on the shower floor with a prolapsed rectum, and claiming it's a victory because no one forced him to kiss them during said gang rape.

Lefty, honestly, how does that feel, mate?

Irony overload at King Donald of Trumpland having a pop at reporter scum for "assaulting" a female White House staffer.... this from a bloke recorded bragging about dropping the hand on any Furburger that crossed his path.

If you wrote his presidency as a comedy film no bastard would make the movie - it's just too far fetched.

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Fri Nov 09, 2018 7:14 am

Irony overload at King Donald of Trumpland having a pop at reporter scum for "assaulting" a female White House staffer.... this from a bloke recorded bragging about dropping the hand on any Furburger that crossed his path.

If you wrote his presidency as a comedy film no bastard would make the movie - it's just too far fetched.

• Mocked members of his own party that did not win, claiming it was because they did not kiss the Trump ring

• He fired the Attorney General to help fend off his investigation after firing the head of the FBI for the same thing
  He is legally allowed to do this, but will look like obstruction later if anything is proved

• Failed to turn up the respect the fallen heros of WWI because his mullet don't look good in the rain .

I think failure to show in France will hit his core support more than anything serious he has done. Forces Vets are a big topic in the US

He now has a Democrat house which can open his finance records and check if there is any russian money floating through his businesses. I actually think this is more likely than any Russian collusion or Piss tape.

If Russia knows he is a money launderer, and can prove so by throwing a few of thier citizens under the bus, that is all the leverage they need. No need for any wild conspiracies.


His whole administration reminds me of the film idiocracy https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
Where they switched to putting gator aid or something on thier crops to help them.

If things went a bit different in the US of A

They could of had

Bush , Clinton, Bush (w), Clinton (h), bush (Jeb)

30 years of two families running the Whitehouse, of which one of the two families running the CIA.



Democracy in America anyone can be president.

In the Obama administration Clinton pretty much ran foreign policy as well. Trump is the only real break in that strangle hold, and he just happens to be just as big of a *word censored*

So he is pulling out of syria and mentioned pulling out of afganistan, these are not two pornstars he shagged but US troop deployments

both the left and right are condemning him for this, I think the US and UK should be less interventionist.

The one good thing he has done, if not gone about it the wrong way. the Media are turning on him over this even fox.

his reason could be in my mind.

1. He just wants to go through on his election promise

2. His ties to Turkey and Russia have forced his hand (turkey leader hates Kurds, Russia's gas and oil interests).

3. It's a warning shot to the military industrial complex to back him on other things he wants.

How in God's name has this dicktard not been impeached or assassinated yet?

Before our resident snowflake brigade get bent out of shape I'm not condoning murder, violence or assassination at all but more just asking a question in surprise.

Taking away people's salaries because you didn't get what you want should be reason enough for impeachment at least. Or you'd think it'd be enough to push some tax paying gun owner over the edge.....

The Secret Service are just too good at their job.

Satan's Whore Hilarious Clinton has a lot to answer for as do the Democratic party for guaranteeing a Trumptard win by putting forward the most hated woman in America as a candidate.

Gobshites.

Anyone remember the film Brewster Millions?

I think just about any American citizen could have run on a ticket of 'none of the above' with no policies whatsoever and won against Satan's Whore or King Donald......

GoonerMuzz wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:37 pm

Anyone remember the film Brewster Millions?

I think just about any American citizen could have run on a ticket of 'none of the above' with no policies whatsoever and won against Satan's Whore or King Donald......

I love that film!

And you are right Muzz. South Park did a brilliant skit on that election: choose between a Douche Bag and a Turd Sandwich.