The time of the creepy clown has come!!

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Re: The time of the creepy clown has come!!

Postby CloakedGooner » Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:47 pm

The trend of creepy clowns is back in the run up to Halloween!! :shock:

Be afraid :|

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Re: The time of the creepy clown has come!!

Postby DB10GOONER » Thu Sep 20, 2018 4:30 pm

The trend of creepy clowns is back in the run up to Halloween!! :shock:

Be afraid :|
Or just spark the student bastard. 8) :box: 8)

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Re: The time of the creepy clown has come!!

Postby OneBardGooner » Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:48 pm

Pepper spray or a bought on-line (from Holland :wink: Taser work nicely.. Maaan ! the noises they make is sooo funny! :D

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Re: The time of the creepy clown has come!!

Postby OneBardGooner » Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:54 pm

ps: If they say you've got to buy a charger as well (because the UK one's don't work) it isn't true, you can use the same one you might use on your electric shaver.. does the job perfectly. :wink:

About 400 guilders and ZAP! BAMMO! :lol:

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Re: The time of the creepy clown has come!!

Postby Jock Gooner » Sat Sep 22, 2018 1:08 pm

I hate these cu.nts - as I recall most of them go about scaring women and kids so if you get the chance to fu.ck them up don't miss the opportunity.

Just remember that self defence isn't allowed to turn into an assault on Mr Clown. You can end up getting done for that and if you come to the attention of the police don't forget to repeat that you were in fear for your life a few times.

The best circumstance is always one on one with no CCTV or witnesses about :wink:

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Re: The time of the creepy clown has come!!

Postby CloakedGooner » Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:48 pm

And remember not to attack any genuine clowns :lol: there were some cases of decent, hardworking clowns getting the crap beat out of them on their way to work last time!

One of them even started a Clown Lives Matter campaign at the time

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Re: The time of the creepy clown has come!!

Postby AkneyGooner » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:51 am

And remember not to attack any genuine clowns :lol: there were some cases of decent, hardworking clowns getting the crap beat out of them on their way to work last time!

One of them even started a Clown Lives Matter campaign at the time

I heard about this, one of the clowns was assulted in a local chip shop.... he got battered from head to toe.

:oops:

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Re: The time of the creepy clown has come!!

Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:56 am

And remember not to attack any genuine clowns :lol: there were some cases of decent, hardworking clowns getting the crap beat out of them on their way to work last time!

One of them even started a Clown Lives Matter campaign at the time
Fuck them. What were they doing going to work already dressed up? Do you think Spuddy travels to the sets of his dwarf porn films in high heels and suspenders with a 12 inch strap on hanging out the front of him? :roll:

:D :wink:

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Re: The time of the creepy clown has come!!

Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:00 am

I hate these cu.nts - as I recall most of them go about scaring women and kids so if you get the chance to fu.ck them up don't miss the opportunity.

Just remember that self defence isn't allowed to turn into an assault on Mr Clown. You can end up getting done for that and if you come to the attention of the police don't forget to repeat that you were in fear for your life a few times.

The best circumstance is always one on one with no CCTV or witnesses about :wink:
Also if there are nosey interlopers (sorry -
witnesses) about, just shout out "he's got a knife!" before you kick the student scum unconscious. You can always say afterward that said student scum claimed he had a knife and said he was going to stab you. And if you've done your job right he won't be in any condition to contradict you. :wink:

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Re: The time of the creepy clown has come!!

Postby OneBardGooner » Fri Sep 28, 2018 2:51 am

And remember not to attack any genuine clowns :lol: there were some cases of decent, hardworking clowns getting the crap beat out of them on their way to work last time!

One of them even started a Clown Lives Matter campaign at the time
Fuck them. What were they doing going to work already dressed up? Do you think Spuddy travels to the sets of his dwarf porn films in high heels and suspenders with a 12 inch strap on hanging out the back of him? :roll:

:D :wink:
slight adjustment there DB :wink:

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Re: The time of the creepy clown has come!!

Postby Allgunsblazin » Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:57 am

I agree.
For the life of me there is something seriously wrong with a bloke who wears his Grandmas make up and dresses up with no colour coordination whatsoever...
And if one jumped out at my family, I would seriously beat the shit out of it...

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Re: The time of the creepy clown has come!!

Postby DB10GOONER » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:37 pm

I agree.
For the life of me there is something seriously wrong with a bloke who wears his Grandmas make up and dresses up with no colour coordination whatsoever...
And if one jumped out at my family, I would seriously beat the shit out of it...
Absolutely. Indeed it would be positively negligent of you not to kick the shit out of the silly cùnt. 8)

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Re: The time of the creepy clown has come!!

Postby OneBardGooner » Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:22 am

Seriously peeps I am not clowning around here! :mrgreen:


But this Looks "Good".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_DJEzZk2pc

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Re: The time of the creepy clown has come!!

Postby 1)ee » Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:43 pm

When I first heard about this I thought it sounded brutal but after watching the trailer for it I will definitely give it a go as it actually looks decent.


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