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It's a daywalker fetch the steak

It's a daywalker. Fetch the bucket.

Ok words escape me on this, and i know its the Daily Fail so it will put some hackles up but:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... eople.html

The end of days is coming........

GoonerMuzz wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:42 am

Ok words escape me on this, and i know its the Daily Fail so it will put some hackles up but:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... eople.html

The end of days is coming........

Fucking arseholes.

"Non-binary". The new way of saying "attention seeking arsehole".

When i see a man give birth out his arse, I will start to use the term pregnant people, but until then..

AkneyGooner wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:47 am

When i see a man give birth out his arse, I will start to use the term pregnant people, but until then..

I did one the other day that felt like that.

Red Snapper wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:27 pm

AkneyGooner wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:47 am

When i see a man give birth out his arse, I will start to use the term pregnant people, but until then..

I did one the other day that felt like that.

I'm gonna push acceptable banter to its limit here and ask was it a little brown baby Waynetta?

Somewhere an entitled pc snowflake cùnt's head just exploded. Result.

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:05 am

Red Snapper wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:27 pm

AkneyGooner wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:47 am

When i see a man give birth out his arse, I will start to use the term pregnant people, but until then..

I did one the other day that felt like that.

I'm gonna push acceptable banter to its limit here and ask was it a little brown baby Waynetta?

Somewhere an entitled pc snowflake cùnt's head just exploded. Result.

I think it's not what you say, its why you say it. is it in jest on the spare of the moment because it is a funny time to say it, or it is it meant to make somebody feel like shit (excuse the pun) or degrade someone in the moment.

If a non racist person (somebody who does not actually judge people just by skin colour) makes a funny but can be seen as racist comment in the moment and it's funny, is he a racist ? if he then makes a paddy joke, an sexist joke, a jock joke, a joke about muslims etc etc. you would have to close every pub

But if a super PC person never makes these jokes, always says the right thing, but then never hires a black person or muslim or women on principle ... which one really matters or even only promotes people who went to the same school etc etc.

it's the fake PC people that are the real problem IMO not people that crack a joke here and there.

One of my brothers in law told me an hilariously mental story yesterday. During the abortion referendum here he joined a political party the Socialist something or other party to help promote the cause to have that ancient law repealed.

He quit after the first meeting he attended because these cùnts were like the living embodiment of that Life of Brian scene with the People's Front of Judea.

They struggled to agree on a format or even a suitable permanent location for their meetings because, and I quote, they "had to provide a safe area in case someone got triggered..."

"Triggered" you ask? As did I.

Apparently you can now trigger anxiety in a person by disagreeing with their point of view or by offering a different opinion to theirs. So you must provide a safe area where they can go and be alone in a non threatening environment and calm down and maybe have a little cry or whatever.

I shit you not.

My brother in law set the cat among the pigeons when he jokingly asked what do we do if more than one person gets Triggered? They thought he was serious. They had no idea what to do. Should they look for a bigger venue that could provide multiple safe areas? So they called meetings to plan safe areas for the actual meetings and then in classic arsehole pc lefty quinoa-eating fashion someone brought up the fact they needed to discuss providing safe areas at the meetings about the need to provide safe areas at meetings....

The bro in law walked out.

A request has been raised by PETA to the people of Wool in Dorset to change the village name to 'Vegan Wool' because it the current name promotes animal cruelty and the new name 'would raise awareness of the many animal and Earth-friendly vegan alternatives to wool available today'....

I shit you not, a couple of links:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/10493 ... sh-Council

https://www.countryliving.com/uk/wildli ... eir-names/

Sooooo any town with any reference to an animal or part there of now has to change its name, lots of '.....hams' in trouble right about now.... i'm feeling 'triggered' now

obviously never heard of fly strike or sheep ticks . Their eradication are just two of the benefits of sheep shearing.

it's like the Animal rights people who are against hunting bears because of Teddy bears.


A bear will rip a deer's limbs off whilst still alive if it catches one, and sometimes will do it even if full with food for sport, when there are too much of them they will turn cannibal and kill the younger ones and weaker ones, and even leave them on display as a threat. Wovles do the exact same to smaller dogs and foxes etc, they don't always even kill for food.

but it is cruel to hunt them

but to have livestock locked up without moving hardly, then kill them with a bolt is fine

It's not our fault pigs are made of bacon

I'm gonna open a pub and call it "The Repeatedly Stabbed Lamb With Perfume In Its Eyes".

AkneyGooner wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:37 pm

it's like the Animal rights people who are against hunting bears because of Teddy bears.


A bear will rip a deer's limbs off whilst still alive if it catches one, and sometimes will do it even if full with food for sport, when there are too much of them they will turn cannibal and kill the younger ones and weaker ones, and even leave them on display as a threat. Wovles do the exact same to smaller dogs and foxes etc, they don't always even kill for food.

but it is cruel to hunt them

but to have livestock locked up without moving hardly, then kill them with a bolt is fine

It's not our fault pigs are made of bacon

Bacon makes everything better.

This poor woman was arrested for just being herself. It's pc madness I tell you!

https://metro.co.uk/2017/12/28/woman-ro ... .top.email


Have to say "Woman rode motorbike naked, got fingered in the street and punched a blind man" is the best headline I've ever read.

Where was this classy piece of ass when I was single?