The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread

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Re: The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread

Postby Redarmy » Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:43 pm

Never really been a big fan of Ricky Gervais but since he's the only mainstream comedian who is not afraid of showing up the mainstream establishment/ elites for being hypocrites, that is still living. The way he dismantled and shamed the Hollywood elitists at the golden globes was fucking marvellous. Won't change a thing but it was brilliant.
It was hilarious to see their faces alright. The problem for me is Ricky Gervais has appalling delivery for a stand up comedian. He comes across as a spiteful 12 year old in the schoolyard slagging off a mate. If someone with better delivery had given those lines it would have been far more impactful. Fair play to him though for having a pop at the smug twats.

I loved The Office and his David Brent but have not found anything else he's done even mildly amusing tbh. Basically he has one character. He is David Brent.
Painfully unfunny and cringeworthy from Gervais....mainstream estabishment :D hes one of them multi millionaires
He is and that's what makes it even funnier. He isn't a stand-up comedian in the way Bill Hicks or George Carlin were but he's adapted to it.
Only one problem...he aint funny

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Re: The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread

Postby Jock Gooner » Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:13 pm

Never really been a big fan of Ricky Gervais but since he's the only mainstream comedian who is not afraid of showing up the mainstream establishment/ elites for being hypocrites, that is still living. The way he dismantled and shamed the Hollywood elitists at the golden globes was fucking marvellous. Won't change a thing but it was brilliant.
It was hilarious to see their faces alright. The problem for me is Ricky Gervais has appalling delivery for a stand up comedian. He comes across as a spiteful 12 year old in the schoolyard slagging off a mate. If someone with better delivery had given those lines it would have been far more impactful. Fair play to him though for having a pop at the smug twats.

I loved The Office and his David Brent but have not found anything else he's done even mildly amusing tbh. Basically he has one character. He is David Brent.
Painfully unfunny and cringeworthy from Gervais....mainstream estabishment :D hes one of them multi millionaires
He is and that's what makes it even funnier. He isn't a stand-up comedian in the way Bill Hicks or George Carlin were but he's adapted to it.
Only one problem...he aint funny

RG is a smug little fat cu.nt.

However anybody who is prepared to call out the Hollywood A list as a sanctimonious shower of shite is on the right track imo. Tom Hanks looked like somebody had stuck a bit of dog shit under his nose.

Maybe Dave Chappelle to host next year, that would be interesting.

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Re: The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread

Postby DB10GOONER » Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:03 am



It was hilarious to see their faces alright. The problem for me is Ricky Gervais has appalling delivery for a stand up comedian. He comes across as a spiteful 12 year old in the schoolyard slagging off a mate. If someone with better delivery had given those lines it would have been far more impactful. Fair play to him though for having a pop at the smug twats.

I loved The Office and his David Brent but have not found anything else he's done even mildly amusing tbh. Basically he has one character. He is David Brent.
Painfully unfunny and cringeworthy from Gervais....mainstream estabishment :D hes one of them multi millionaires
He is and that's what makes it even funnier. He isn't a stand-up comedian in the way Bill Hicks or George Carlin were but he's adapted to it.
Only one problem...he aint funny

RG is a smug little fat cu.nt.

However anybody who is prepared to call out the Hollywood A list as a sanctimonious shower of shite is on the right track imo. Tom Hanks looked like somebody had stuck a bit of dog shit under his nose.

Maybe Dave Chappelle to host next year, that would be interesting.
Or Bill Burr. 8) :lol:

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Re: The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread

Postby Jock Gooner » Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:38 pm



Painfully unfunny and cringeworthy from Gervais....mainstream estabishment :D hes one of them multi millionaires
He is and that's what makes it even funnier. He isn't a stand-up comedian in the way Bill Hicks or George Carlin were but he's adapted to it.
Only one problem...he aint funny

RG is a smug little fat cu.nt.

However anybody who is prepared to call out the Hollywood A list as a sanctimonious shower of shite is on the right track imo. Tom Hanks looked like somebody had stuck a bit of dog shit under his nose.

Maybe Dave Chappelle to host next year, that would be interesting.
Or Bill Burr. 8) :lol:
Racist :lol:

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Re: The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread

Postby DB10GOONER » Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:40 pm



He is and that's what makes it even funnier. He isn't a stand-up comedian in the way Bill Hicks or George Carlin were but he's adapted to it.
Only one problem...he aint funny

RG is a smug little fat cu.nt.

However anybody who is prepared to call out the Hollywood A list as a sanctimonious shower of shite is on the right track imo. Tom Hanks looked like somebody had stuck a bit of dog shit under his nose.

Maybe Dave Chappelle to host next year, that would be interesting.
Or Bill Burr. 8) :lol:
Racist :lol:
:lol:

FYI I prefer the term "rapist". 8)

:lol: :wink:

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Re: The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread

Postby Jock Gooner » Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:43 pm



Only one problem...he aint funny

RG is a smug little fat cu.nt.

However anybody who is prepared to call out the Hollywood A list as a sanctimonious shower of shite is on the right track imo. Tom Hanks looked like somebody had stuck a bit of dog shit under his nose.

Maybe Dave Chappelle to host next year, that would be interesting.
Or Bill Burr. 8) :lol:
Racist :lol:
:lol:

FYI I prefer the term "rapist". 8)

:lol: :wink:
Of course you do. Presumably only of white males :wink: :lol:

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Re: The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread

Postby DB10GOONER » Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:45 pm




RG is a smug little fat cu.nt.

However anybody who is prepared to call out the Hollywood A list as a sanctimonious shower of shite is on the right track imo. Tom Hanks looked like somebody had stuck a bit of dog shit under his nose.

Maybe Dave Chappelle to host next year, that would be interesting.
Or Bill Burr. 8) :lol:
Racist :lol:
:lol:

FYI I prefer the term "rapist". 8)

:lol: :wink:
Of course you do. Presumably only of white males :wink: :lol:
Absolutely. :lol:

How about you boy? You white? You got a purty mouth? 8)

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Re: The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread

Postby Jock Gooner » Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:56 pm



Or Bill Burr. 8) :lol:
Racist :lol:
:lol:

FYI I prefer the term "rapist". 8)

:lol: :wink:
Of course you do. Presumably only of white males :wink: :lol:
Absolutely. :lol:

How about you boy? You white? You got a purty mouth? 8)
:lol:

Sorry as well as gender fluid I am now racially fluid as well so have decided to become a one armed chinese bloke called Pat. Needless to say I'm also a lesbian as is my right to be. I am deaf, dumb and blind, have only one arm and one leg and am wheelchair bound. Sound perfect? :lol:

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Re: The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread

Postby StuartL » Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:02 pm



Racist :lol:
:lol:

FYI I prefer the term "rapist". 8)

:lol: :wink:
Of course you do. Presumably only of white males :wink: :lol:
Absolutely. :lol:

How about you boy? You white? You got a purty mouth? 8)
:lol:

Sorry as well as gender fluid I am now racially fluid as well so have decided to become a one armed chinese bloke called Pat. Needless to say I'm also a lesbian as is my right to be. I am deaf, dumb and blind, have only one arm and one leg and am wheelchair bound. Sound perfect? :lol:
You any good at pinball ?

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Re: The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread

Postby Red Snapper » Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:07 pm



:lol:

FYI I prefer the term "rapist". 8)

:lol: :wink:
Of course you do. Presumably only of white males :wink: :lol:
Absolutely. :lol:

How about you boy? You white? You got a purty mouth? 8)
:lol:

Sorry as well as gender fluid I am now racially fluid as well so have decided to become a one armed chinese bloke called Pat. Needless to say I'm also a lesbian as is my right to be. I am deaf, dumb and blind, have only one arm and one leg and am wheelchair bound. Sound perfect? :lol:
You any good at pinball ?
There has to be a twist...


it's the suppleness of the wrist I'd be questioning!

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Re: The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread

Postby Jock Gooner » Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:01 pm



:lol:

FYI I prefer the term "rapist". 8)

:lol: :wink:
Of course you do. Presumably only of white males :wink: :lol:
Absolutely. :lol:

How about you boy? You white? You got a purty mouth? 8)
:lol:

Sorry as well as gender fluid I am now racially fluid as well so have decided to become a one armed chinese bloke called Pat. Needless to say I'm also a lesbian as is my right to be. I am deaf, dumb and blind, have only one arm and one leg and am wheelchair bound. Sound perfect? :lol:
You any good at pinball ?

Well it's a bit of a struggle but then DB10 apparently likes that :rubchin: :lol:

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Re: The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread

Postby DB10GOONER » Fri Jan 10, 2020 6:44 am



Of course you do. Presumably only of white males :wink: :lol:
Absolutely. :lol:

How about you boy? You white? You got a purty mouth? 8)
:lol:

Sorry as well as gender fluid I am now racially fluid as well so have decided to become a one armed chinese bloke called Pat. Needless to say I'm also a lesbian as is my right to be. I am deaf, dumb and blind, have only one arm and one leg and am wheelchair bound. Sound perfect? :lol:
You any good at pinball ?

Well it's a bit of a struggle but then DB10 apparently likes that :rubchin: :lol:
:lol:

It's a only a struggle if they are conscious. 8)

Oof I've said too much. :shock:

Also whilst I am in no way denigrating your right to be a one armed deaf blind lesbian chinese bloke called Pat, I'd prefer you to be a deaf blind black lesbian dwarf in a wheelchair so that after I'm finished with your orifices (orifi plural?) You could get a job on SlySports as a pundit or co-commentator. 8)

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Re: The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread

Postby Herd » Fri Jan 10, 2020 1:39 pm



It was hilarious to see their faces alright. The problem for me is Ricky Gervais has appalling delivery for a stand up comedian. He comes across as a spiteful 12 year old in the schoolyard slagging off a mate. If someone with better delivery had given those lines it would have been far more impactful. Fair play to him though for having a pop at the smug twats.

I loved The Office and his David Brent but have not found anything else he's done even mildly amusing tbh. Basically he has one character. He is David Brent.
Painfully unfunny and cringeworthy from Gervais....mainstream estabishment :D hes one of them multi millionaires
He is and that's what makes it even funnier. He isn't a stand-up comedian in the way Bill Hicks or George Carlin were but he's adapted to it.
Only one problem...he aint funny
[/quote
RG is a smug little fat cu.nt.

However anybody who is prepared to call out the Hollywood A list as a sanctimonious shower of shite is on the right track imo. Tom Hanks looked like somebody had stuck a bit of dog shit under his nose.

Maybe Dave Chappelle to host next year, that would be interesting.
RG lives round here ,I frequently see him Jogging in his "don't look at me,but really look at me " reflective sunglasses as he jogs round the heath with his personal assistant . Ive never found him funny but I looked to see what the fuss was about and it did make me laugh for a change .
Problem is the films hes made are dogshite and he has the cheek to slag others ,also they pay him a fortune to stand there and slag everyone off !
hes as much a part of the Hollywood circus as they are !

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Re: The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread

Postby OneBardGooner » Fri Jan 10, 2020 2:21 pm



Absolutely. :lol:

How about you boy? You white? You got a purty mouth? 8)
:lol:

Sorry as well as gender fluid I am now racially fluid as well so have decided to become a one armed chinese bloke called Pat. Needless to say I'm also a lesbian as is my right to be. I am deaf, dumb and blind, have only one arm and one leg and am wheelchair bound. Sound perfect? :lol:
You any good at pinball ?

Well it's a bit of a struggle but then DB10 apparently likes that :rubchin: :lol:
:lol:

It's a only a struggle if they are conscious. 8)

Oof I've said too much. :shock:

Also whilst I am in no way denigrating your right to be a one armed deaf blind lesbian chinese bloke called Pat, I'd prefer you to be a deaf blind black lesbian dwarf in a wheelchair so that after I'm finished with your orifices (orifi plural?) You could get a job on SlySports as a pundit or co-commentator. 8)
Or play Lesbian Football. :D

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Re: The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread

Postby Jock Gooner » Fri Jan 10, 2020 4:27 pm



Absolutely. :lol:

How about you boy? You white? You got a purty mouth? 8)
:lol:

Sorry as well as gender fluid I am now racially fluid as well so have decided to become a one armed chinese bloke called Pat. Needless to say I'm also a lesbian as is my right to be. I am deaf, dumb and blind, have only one arm and one leg and am wheelchair bound. Sound perfect? :lol:
You any good at pinball ?

Well it's a bit of a struggle but then DB10 apparently likes that :rubchin: :lol:
:lol:

It's a only a struggle if they are conscious. 8)

Oof I've said too much. :shock:

Also whilst I am in no way denigrating your right to be a one armed deaf blind lesbian chinese bloke called Pat, I'd prefer you to be a deaf blind black lesbian dwarf in a wheelchair so that after I'm finished with your orifices (orifi plural?) You could get a job on SlySports as a pundit or co-commentator. 8)

Fussy bitch.......and racist :wettrout:


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