The Gooner Forum

Nos89 wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:09 pm

Redarmy wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:28 am

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:00 am

Nos89 wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:32 am

Never really been a big fan of Ricky Gervais but since he's the only mainstream comedian who is not afraid of showing up the mainstream establishment/ elites for being hypocrites, that is still living. The way he dismantled and shamed the Hollywood elitists at the golden globes was fucking marvellous. Won't change a thing but it was brilliant.

It was hilarious to see their faces alright. The problem for me is Ricky Gervais has appalling delivery for a stand up comedian. He comes across as a spiteful 12 year old in the schoolyard slagging off a mate. If someone with better delivery had given those lines it would have been far more impactful. Fair play to him though for having a pop at the smug twats.

I loved The Office and his David Brent but have not found anything else he's done even mildly amusing tbh. Basically he has one character. He is David Brent.

Painfully unfunny and cringeworthy from Gervais....mainstream estabishment hes one of them multi millionaires

He is and that's what makes it even funnier. He isn't a stand-up comedian in the way Bill Hicks or George Carlin were but he's adapted to it.

Redarmy wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:43 pm

Nos89 wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:09 pm

Redarmy wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:28 am

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:00 am

Nos89 wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:32 am

Never really been a big fan of Ricky Gervais but since he's the only mainstream comedian who is not afraid of showing up the mainstream establishment/ elites for being hypocrites, that is still living. The way he dismantled and shamed the Hollywood elitists at the golden globes was fucking marvellous. Won't change a thing but it was brilliant.

It was hilarious to see their faces alright. The problem for me is Ricky Gervais has appalling delivery for a stand up comedian. He comes across as a spiteful 12 year old in the schoolyard slagging off a mate. If someone with better delivery had given those lines it would have been far more impactful. Fair play to him though for having a pop at the smug twats.

I loved The Office and his David Brent but have not found anything else he's done even mildly amusing tbh. Basically he has one character. He is David Brent.

Painfully unfunny and cringeworthy from Gervais....mainstream estabishment hes one of them multi millionaires

He is and that's what makes it even funnier. He isn't a stand-up comedian in the way Bill Hicks or George Carlin were but he's adapted to it.

Only one problem...he aint funny

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:13 pm

Redarmy wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:43 pm

Nos89 wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:09 pm

Redarmy wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:28 am

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:00 am

It was hilarious to see their faces alright. The problem for me is Ricky Gervais has appalling delivery for a stand up comedian. He comes across as a spiteful 12 year old in the schoolyard slagging off a mate. If someone with better delivery had given those lines it would have been far more impactful. Fair play to him though for having a pop at the smug twats.

I loved The Office and his David Brent but have not found anything else he's done even mildly amusing tbh. Basically he has one character. He is David Brent.

Painfully unfunny and cringeworthy from Gervais....mainstream estabishment hes one of them multi millionaires

He is and that's what makes it even funnier. He isn't a stand-up comedian in the way Bill Hicks or George Carlin were but he's adapted to it.

Only one problem...he aint funny

RG is a smug little fat cu.nt.

However anybody who is prepared to call out the Hollywood A list as a sanctimonious shower of shite is on the right track imo. Tom Hanks looked like somebody had stuck a bit of dog shit under his nose.

Maybe Dave Chappelle to host next year, that would be interesting.

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:03 am

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:13 pm

Redarmy wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:43 pm

Nos89 wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:09 pm

Redarmy wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:28 am

Painfully unfunny and cringeworthy from Gervais....mainstream estabishment hes one of them multi millionaires

He is and that's what makes it even funnier. He isn't a stand-up comedian in the way Bill Hicks or George Carlin were but he's adapted to it.

Only one problem...he aint funny

RG is a smug little fat cu.nt.

However anybody who is prepared to call out the Hollywood A list as a sanctimonious shower of shite is on the right track imo. Tom Hanks looked like somebody had stuck a bit of dog shit under his nose.

Maybe Dave Chappelle to host next year, that would be interesting.

Or Bill Burr.

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:38 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:03 am

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:13 pm

Redarmy wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:43 pm

Nos89 wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:09 pm

He is and that's what makes it even funnier. He isn't a stand-up comedian in the way Bill Hicks or George Carlin were but he's adapted to it.

Only one problem...he aint funny

RG is a smug little fat cu.nt.

However anybody who is prepared to call out the Hollywood A list as a sanctimonious shower of shite is on the right track imo. Tom Hanks looked like somebody had stuck a bit of dog shit under his nose.

Maybe Dave Chappelle to host next year, that would be interesting.

Or Bill Burr.

Racist

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:40 pm

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:38 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:03 am

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:13 pm

Redarmy wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:43 pm

Only one problem...he aint funny

RG is a smug little fat cu.nt.

However anybody who is prepared to call out the Hollywood A list as a sanctimonious shower of shite is on the right track imo. Tom Hanks looked like somebody had stuck a bit of dog shit under his nose.

Maybe Dave Chappelle to host next year, that would be interesting.

Or Bill Burr.

Racist

FYI I prefer the term "rapist".

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:43 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:40 pm

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:38 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:03 am

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:13 pm

RG is a smug little fat cu.nt.

However anybody who is prepared to call out the Hollywood A list as a sanctimonious shower of shite is on the right track imo. Tom Hanks looked like somebody had stuck a bit of dog shit under his nose.

Maybe Dave Chappelle to host next year, that would be interesting.

Or Bill Burr.

Racist

FYI I prefer the term "rapist".

Of course you do. Presumably only of white males

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:45 pm

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:43 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:40 pm

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:38 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:03 am

Or Bill Burr.

Racist

FYI I prefer the term "rapist".

Of course you do. Presumably only of white males

Absolutely.

How about you boy? You white? You got a purty mouth?

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:56 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:45 pm

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:43 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:40 pm

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:38 pm

Racist

FYI I prefer the term "rapist".

Of course you do. Presumably only of white males

Absolutely.

How about you boy? You white? You got a purty mouth?

Sorry as well as gender fluid I am now racially fluid as well so have decided to become a one armed chinese bloke called Pat. Needless to say I'm also a lesbian as is my right to be. I am deaf, dumb and blind, have only one arm and one leg and am wheelchair bound. Sound perfect?

StuartL wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:02 pm

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:56 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:45 pm

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:43 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:40 pm

FYI I prefer the term "rapist".

Of course you do. Presumably only of white males

Absolutely.

How about you boy? You white? You got a purty mouth?

Sorry as well as gender fluid I am now racially fluid as well so have decided to become a one armed chinese bloke called Pat. Needless to say I'm also a lesbian as is my right to be. I am deaf, dumb and blind, have only one arm and one leg and am wheelchair bound. Sound perfect?

You any good at pinball ?

StuartL wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:02 pm

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:56 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:45 pm

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:43 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:40 pm

FYI I prefer the term "rapist".

Of course you do. Presumably only of white males

Absolutely.

How about you boy? You white? You got a purty mouth?

Sorry as well as gender fluid I am now racially fluid as well so have decided to become a one armed chinese bloke called Pat. Needless to say I'm also a lesbian as is my right to be. I am deaf, dumb and blind, have only one arm and one leg and am wheelchair bound. Sound perfect?

You any good at pinball ?

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:01 pm

StuartL wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:02 pm

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:56 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:45 pm

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:43 pm

Of course you do. Presumably only of white males

Absolutely.

How about you boy? You white? You got a purty mouth?

Sorry as well as gender fluid I am now racially fluid as well so have decided to become a one armed chinese bloke called Pat. Needless to say I'm also a lesbian as is my right to be. I am deaf, dumb and blind, have only one arm and one leg and am wheelchair bound. Sound perfect?

You any good at pinball ?

Well it's a bit of a struggle but then DB10 apparently likes that

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:13 pm

Redarmy wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:43 pm

Nos89 wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:09 pm

Redarmy wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:28 am

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:00 am

It was hilarious to see their faces alright. The problem for me is Ricky Gervais has appalling delivery for a stand up comedian. He comes across as a spiteful 12 year old in the schoolyard slagging off a mate. If someone with better delivery had given those lines it would have been far more impactful. Fair play to him though for having a pop at the smug twats.

I loved The Office and his David Brent but have not found anything else he's done even mildly amusing tbh. Basically he has one character. He is David Brent.

Painfully unfunny and cringeworthy from Gervais....mainstream estabishment hes one of them multi millionaires

He is and that's what makes it even funnier. He isn't a stand-up comedian in the way Bill Hicks or George Carlin were but he's adapted to it.

Only one problem...he aint funny
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RG is a smug little fat cu.nt.

However anybody who is prepared to call out the Hollywood A list as a sanctimonious shower of shite is on the right track imo. Tom Hanks looked like somebody had stuck a bit of dog shit under his nose.

Maybe Dave Chappelle to host next year, that would be interesting.

RG lives round here ,I frequently see him Jogging in his "don't look at me,but really look at me " reflective sunglasses as he jogs round the heath with his personal assistant . Ive never found him funny but I looked to see what the fuss was about and it did make me laugh for a change .
Problem is the films hes made are dogshite and he has the cheek to slag others ,also they pay him a fortune to stand there and slag everyone off !
hes as much a part of the Hollywood circus as they are !

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 10, 2020 6:44 am

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:01 pm

StuartL wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:02 pm

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:56 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:45 pm

Absolutely.

How about you boy? You white? You got a purty mouth?

Sorry as well as gender fluid I am now racially fluid as well so have decided to become a one armed chinese bloke called Pat. Needless to say I'm also a lesbian as is my right to be. I am deaf, dumb and blind, have only one arm and one leg and am wheelchair bound. Sound perfect?

You any good at pinball ?

Well it's a bit of a struggle but then DB10 apparently likes that

It's a only a struggle if they are conscious.

Oof I've said too much.

Also whilst I am in no way denigrating your right to be a one armed deaf blind lesbian chinese bloke called Pat, I'd prefer you to be a deaf blind black lesbian dwarf in a wheelchair so that after I'm finished with your orifices (orifi plural?) You could get a job on SlySports as a pundit or co-commentator.

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 10, 2020 6:44 am

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:01 pm

StuartL wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:02 pm

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:56 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:45 pm

Absolutely.

How about you boy? You white? You got a purty mouth?

Sorry as well as gender fluid I am now racially fluid as well so have decided to become a one armed chinese bloke called Pat. Needless to say I'm also a lesbian as is my right to be. I am deaf, dumb and blind, have only one arm and one leg and am wheelchair bound. Sound perfect?

You any good at pinball ?

Well it's a bit of a struggle but then DB10 apparently likes that

It's a only a struggle if they are conscious.

Oof I've said too much.

Also whilst I am in no way denigrating your right to be a one armed deaf blind lesbian chinese bloke called Pat, I'd prefer you to be a deaf blind black lesbian dwarf in a wheelchair so that after I'm finished with your orifices (orifi plural?) You could get a job on SlySports as a pundit or co-commentator.