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Kate or Megan?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 11:40 am
by StuartL
Which one floats your royal yacht ?

Re: Kate or Megan?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 11:44 am
by augie
Personally I would bang both, and then go back to megan for seconds - she is a sexy mare 8) :sex2: :sex2: 8) :barscarf:

Re: Kate or Megan?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 12:01 pm
by sk-gtfo
Megan, I would be scared of breaking Kate in half.

:twisted:

Re: Kate or Megan?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 1:36 pm
by Perryashburtongroves
I'd have a go on Meghan in the following way; mouth, arse, vag, mouth, arse. If I then had a bit left over and didn't need a lie down, I'd have a pop at Kate in the bum.

Don't know if that answers your question really but as an ardent Royalist I feel it's my duty to respond truthfully.

Re: Kate or Megan?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 1:53 pm
by Bradywasking
I'd have a go on Meghan in the following way; mouth, arse, vag, mouth, arse. If I then had a bit left over and didn't need a lie down, I'd have a pop at Kate in the bum.

Don't know if that answers your question really but as an ardent Royalist I feel it's my duty to respond truthfully.

So beautifully put..I'm on tears here.....Jane Austin, Emily Bronte never ever described a love scene so magnificently.

Re: Kate or Megan?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 2:38 pm
by Perryashburtongroves
I'd have a go on Meghan in the following way; mouth, arse, vag, mouth, arse. If I then had a bit left over and didn't need a lie down, I'd have a pop at Kate in the bum.

Don't know if that answers your question really but as an ardent Royalist I feel it's my duty to respond truthfully.

So beautifully put..I'm on tears here.....Jane Austin, Emily Bronte never ever described a love scene so magnificently.
Thank you very much, old chap. As you can imagine, it took a lot of thought and planning to come up with those words.

Re: Kate or Megan?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 2:49 pm
by GoonerMuzz
Both at the same time :barscarf:

Then Camilla afterwards :ewwwww:

Re: Kate or Megan?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 3:17 pm
by robbo10
I'd have a go on Meghan in the following way; mouth, arse, vag, mouth, arse. If I then had a bit left over and didn't need a lie down, I'd have a pop at Kate in the bum.

Don't know if that answers your question really but as an ardent Royalist I feel it's my duty to respond truthfully.
Fuck me mate you'll end up in Traitors Gate if Harry gets on OLG tonight and see's this,and I'm not sure "as an ardent Royalist it's my duty" will get you off of it.

Fucking classic :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Kate or Megan?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 3:18 pm
by robbo10
I'd have a go on Meghan in the following way; mouth, arse, vag, mouth, arse. If I then had a bit left over and didn't need a lie down, I'd have a pop at Kate in the bum.

Don't know if that answers your question really but as an ardent Royalist I feel it's my duty to respond truthfully.

So beautifully put..I'm on tears here.....Jane Austin, Emily Bronte never ever described a love scene so magnificently.
And never once did he mention lube....

Re: Kate or Megan?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 3:57 pm
by Arsenal Till I Die
Meghan defiantly looks like she takes it up the arse. :barscarf:

Re: Kate or Megan?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 7:22 pm
by rodders999
I haven’t really given this much thought but here goes -

Meghan gets down on her knees, unzips me and enthusiastically starts to gobble down on my pecker.

She knows the well worn drill by now that she’s not allowed to make eye contact with me until I give the word so she slurps away like a hero, head bobbing up and down on my shaft.

Then, when on the brink of exploding, I tell her to look up and when I see the whites of her eyes I give one final deep thrust before emptying the contents of my bag down her throat.

Kate I’d probably just let give me a handjob, nothing out of the ordinary, maybe let her finish me off on a corgi or something.

End.

Re: Kate or Megan?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 9:16 pm
by OneBardGooner
Both at the same time :barscarf:

Then Camilla afterwards :ewwwww:
As Frankie boyle once said... prince Charles on his recent royal visit to Botswana was dismayed to hear the locals talking about about Lady Di as he and Camilla walked passed...

"Fuck" they said "that crash totally messed up her face didn't it" :D


I'd bang em both and then have one of them give me a BJ and insist they did a mouth swap cum video. :D

Re: Kate or Megan?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 9:17 pm
by OneBardGooner
Meghan defiantly looks like she takes it up the arse. :barscarf:
You mean just like her new husband ... well that's what Spuddy said. :wink:

Re: Kate or Megan?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 9:49 pm
by NickF
I'd have a go on Meghan in the following way; mouth, arse, vag, mouth, arse. If I then had a bit left over and didn't need a lie down, I'd have a pop at Kate in the bum.

Don't know if that answers your question really but as an ardent Royalist I feel it's my duty to respond truthfully.
:coffeespit:

Shakespeare himself couldn't have said it better

Re: Kate or Megan?

Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 3:35 pm
by Rosie_titters
I'd have a go on Meghan in the following way; mouth, arse, vag, mouth, arse. If I then had a bit left over and didn't need a lie down, I'd have a pop at Kate in the bum.