Says it all.
Sounds like under 10s boys playing 5 a side indoors ffs.
I remember a couple of years ago my daughter asked me to watch some Arsenal ladies match with her. Being the great loving father that I am I did.
It was awful. The standard was mens park football at best. And I mean the park football played by blokes in their 50s who no longer care and drag their fat hungover arses around a building site of a pitch on a Sunday morning with their xxxl jerseys spray painted onto their bulging fat bellies - you know, augie
Anyway there was one absolute comedy gold moment where one of the birds got hit in the tits with the ball and actually started crying. It was all I could do not to roll around the floor pissing myself laughing.