Womans "Football" WTF (NSFW)

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby StuartL » Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:18 pm

Quiz time there is only 1 sport EVER invented by a woman and it isnt netball. 1 pint prize in Islington bar and grill for the winner.
Is it hide the sausage ?

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby Rob Admin » Mon Feb 03, 2020 11:28 pm

Guys we had to move this to the Cannonballs section since it break the policy on non-adult topics in the main section.

I can already feel the replies about the first team committing crimes of obscenity :D

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby Herd » Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:56 am

????? Non adult ??? Theres and adult section,really ???

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby GoonerMuzz » Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:28 am

Guys we had to move this to the Cannonballs section since it break the policy on non-adult topics in the main section.

I can already feel the replies about the first team committing crimes of obscenity :D
Not sure any of us qualify as adults, so are we allowed to post here :?

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby Bradywasking » Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:09 am

Guys we had to move this to the Cannonballs section since it break the policy on non-adult topics in the main section.

I can already feel the replies about the first team committing crimes of obscenity :D
Ahem....It is not the first team anymore..It is now the men's team...As in Men's and Women's teams.. All equal in this wonderful new world.

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby Herd » Tue Feb 04, 2020 6:51 pm

Quiz time there is only 1 sport EVER invented by a woman and it isnt netball. 1 pint prize in Islington bar and grill for the winner.
Is it hide the sausage ?
No that's not a sport it's a pastime !
Clue it was invented less than 30 years ago.
It's been in the movies!

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby OneBardGooner » Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:39 pm

Guys we had to move this to the Cannonballs section since it break the policy on non-adult topics in the main section.

I can already feel the replies about the first team committing crimes of obscenity :D
Not sure any of us qualify as adults, so are we allowed to post here :?
:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one! :high5:

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby OneBardGooner » Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:42 pm

Quiz time there is only 1 sport EVER invented by a woman and it isnt netball. 1 pint prize in Islington bar and grill for the winner.
Is it hide the sausage ?
No that's not a sport it's a pastime !
Clue it was invented less than 30 years ago.
It's been in the movies!
I was gonna say Muff Diving but that started before less than 30 years ago. :?


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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby OneBardGooner » Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:45 pm

Match of the day is to be renamed "Loose Women "
Or maybe snatch of the day ?
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In fairness though the cùnt count is already quite high on it. :D
And that's just the commentators and pundits..


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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby StuartL » Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:26 pm

Quiz time there is only 1 sport EVER invented by a woman and it isnt netball. 1 pint prize in Islington bar and grill for the winner.
Is it hide the sausage ?
No that's not a sport it's a pastime !
Clue it was invented less than 30 years ago.
It's been in the movies!

Synchronised ironing ?

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby Herd » Wed Feb 05, 2020 4:57 pm

NAh its quidditch !

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby DB10GOONER » Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:16 am

Is cooking my dinner a sport?

I know if she gets it wrong it'll quickly become a highly dangerous extreme sport for her. 8)

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Re: Womans "Football" WTF (NSFW)

Postby Herd » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:15 pm

Karen Carney now has a column for BBC and in this week's drivel she talks at length about Chilwell and his England career and how transfer speculation can affect your form .
She constantly compares his situation with hers and alludes to understand because of her football career.
Really ???? That's like a kid with a Scalextric track comparing his activity to Lewis Hamilton !

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Re: Womans "Football" WTF (NSFW)

Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Feb 17, 2020 5:59 pm

Karen Carney now has a column for BBC and in this week's drivel she talks at length about Chilwell and his England career and how transfer speculation can affect your form .
She constantly compares his situation with hers and alludes to understand because of her football career.
Really ???? That's like a kid with a Scalextric track comparing his activity to Lewis Hamilton !
She is one of the most deluded cùnts on planet earth. When she co-commentates she keeps comparing male players to herself and the piss that is the women's game. :oops: :roll: :lol:

The sooner this snowflake pc gender equality shit dies off the better. And it will. I have a plan. 8)

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby corkbarry » Tue Feb 18, 2020 12:17 pm

Quiz time there is only 1 sport EVER invented by a woman and it isnt netball. 1 pint prize in Islington bar and grill for the winner.
No one knows bar you, please please put me out of my misery. :rubchin:


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