Womans "Football" WTF (NSFW)

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Really enjoyed Karen Carney's expert opinion and insight as the co-commentator on last night's match.....




......said no-one ever


Women's football - what a crock of shit

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In the Arsenl goal of the month competition they are not only including the youth team but the women’s :shock: :shock:

To be fair, they are scoring a damn sight more than than the men’s team .

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StuartL wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:16 pm
In the Arsenl goal of the month competition they are not only including the youth team but the women’s :shock: :shock:

To be fair, they are scoring a damn sight more than than the men’s team .
Hang on. What the actual fuck? :shock:

What about including our black lesbian dwarf wheelchair user team? We don't have a black lesbian dwarf wheelchair user team???!!! :shock:

I'm so done with this racist sexist homophobic medieval dinosaur club and it's rampant noninclusive discrimination. :censored:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:49 am
StuartL wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:16 pm
In the Arsenl goal of the month competition they are not only including the youth team but the women’s :shock: :shock:

To be fair, they are scoring a damn sight more than than the men’s team .
Hang on. What the actual fuck? :shock:

What about including our black blind homeless asylum seeker lesbian dwarf wheelchair user team? We don't have a black blind homeless asylum seeker lesbian dwarf wheelchair user team???!!! :shock:

I'm so done with this racist sexist homophobic medieval dinosaur club and it's rampant noninclusive discrimination. :censored:
I've made a slight amendment DB, so it's more 'Inclusive' :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:49 am
StuartL wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:16 pm
In the Arsenl goal of the month competition they are not only including the youth team but the women’s :shock: :shock:

To be fair, they are scoring a damn sight more than than the men’s team .
Hang on. What the actual fuck? :shock:

What about including our black lesbian dwarf wheelchair user team? We don't have a black lesbian dwarf wheelchair user team???!!! :shock:

I'm so done with this racist sexist homophobic medieval dinosaur club and it's rampant noninclusive discrimination. :censored:
:lol: :lol:

I hope the club do not see this. Someone will panic and take the necessary action to rectify the blatant discrimination you've highlighted!

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Hence our new (all inclusive) CB:


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:-P

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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No guide dog? ffs

:lol:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:05 pm
Hence our new (all inclusive) CB:


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:-P
I feel validated. Hey guys let's all be inclusive ok. :lol:

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:59 pm
No guide dog? ffs

:lol:
Now I've been triggered. Ffs. :banghead:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:01 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:59 pm
No guide dog? ffs

:lol:
Now I've been triggered. Ffs. :banghead:
I haven't even counted the limbs yet.......when I do expect further comment.....if all 4 are present.....I'm just saying :x

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Did I say triggered? I meant fingered. Ooh. 8)

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All limbs present and correct so I'm not putting our new CB down as being particularly 'all inclusive'.

Good to see that they have a hobby though as I'm a big fan of womens wheelchair karate :roll:

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Hang on. Is that.... is that some kind of ethnic headdress? Yes? Fuck it I'm back on board.

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