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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby Herd » Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:10 am

Match of the day is to be renamed "Loose Women "

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby StuartL » Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:01 pm

Match of the day is to be renamed "Loose Women "
Or maybe snatch of the day ?

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby DB10GOONER » Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:55 am

Match of the day is to be renamed "Loose Women "
Or maybe snatch of the day ?
:lol:

In fairness though the cùnt count is already quite high on it. :D

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby Herd » Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:56 am

I know a lot of guys on here are not interested in other sports but I'm not one of them, I love sport and watch quite a lot of it. I'm really into 7's Rugby (International level) and went to the WC in 2016 in San Francisco and again to the season ending tournament in France last year. There are 10 tournaments throughout the year on 5 different continents. Four groups of four, all play each other on the Saturday, top 2 in each group go to 1/4's on the Sunday...semi's....3rd place play off.....final and so on.....The 2nd day, the Sunday, is K.O or "finals" day.

So now, at some of the tournaments, the women have been introduced to play as well......and 3rd tournament in, they've realised that if the women play there is not enough time. Solution, change the entire format after 2 legs of the 2020 season have already been completed.....cut out the men's 1/4 finals...….So basically in order to accommodate the women there is absolutely no room for error, you HAVE to win your group to go from the group stage straight to the semi's or you are out. What that does is cut out half of the top men's teams from playing on the Sunday and replacing them with women's games. NOBODY, besides I should imagine, family and friends, goes there to watch the women. These events are always sold out irrespective of the women being there or not. Lots of people only go to the Sunday games but are you going to buy a ticket in advance when the team you support might be knocked out before you even get there???? 7's Rugby for those who support it.....and there are thousands & thousands all over the world, is now ruined because they have to have women there :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: The women actually have their own tournaments but it's not well supported. So once again they weaken the strong to strengthen the weak.

And even when the women are not at the same tournament, the women commentators are still there, rabbiting on incessantly during every single game :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
The 7s are great I used to play it as a yoof but the only tournament worth bieng at is the HK 7s , a weekend of pure mayhem !

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby DB10GOONER » Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:03 pm

I know a lot of guys on here are not interested in other sports but I'm not one of them, I love sport and watch quite a lot of it. I'm really into 7's Rugby (International level) and went to the WC in 2016 in San Francisco and again to the season ending tournament in France last year. There are 10 tournaments throughout the year on 5 different continents. Four groups of four, all play each other on the Saturday, top 2 in each group go to 1/4's on the Sunday...semi's....3rd place play off.....final and so on.....The 2nd day, the Sunday, is K.O or "finals" day.

So now, at some of the tournaments, the women have been introduced to play as well......and 3rd tournament in, they've realised that if the women play there is not enough time. Solution, change the entire format after 2 legs of the 2020 season have already been completed.....cut out the men's 1/4 finals...….So basically in order to accommodate the women there is absolutely no room for error, you HAVE to win your group to go from the group stage straight to the semi's or you are out. What that does is cut out half of the top men's teams from playing on the Sunday and replacing them with women's games. NOBODY, besides I should imagine, family and friends, goes there to watch the women. These events are always sold out irrespective of the women being there or not. Lots of people only go to the Sunday games but are you going to buy a ticket in advance when the team you support might be knocked out before you even get there???? 7's Rugby for those who support it.....and there are thousands & thousands all over the world, is now ruined because they have to have women there :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: The women actually have their own tournaments but it's not well supported. So once again they weaken the strong to strengthen the weak.

And even when the women are not at the same tournament, the women commentators are still there, rabbiting on incessantly during every single game :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
The 7s are great I used to play it as a yoof but the only tournament worth bieng at is the HK 7s , a weekend of pure mayhem !
Should you lads not be meeting each other on Grindr or something? :lol: :wink:

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby Herd » Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:16 pm

I know a lot of guys on here are not interested in other sports but I'm not one of them, I love sport and watch quite a lot of it. I'm really into 7's Rugby (International level) and went to the WC in 2016 in San Francisco and again to the season ending tournament in France last year. There are 10 tournaments throughout the year on 5 different continents. Four groups of four, all play each other on the Saturday, top 2 in each group go to 1/4's on the Sunday...semi's....3rd place play off.....final and so on.....The 2nd day, the Sunday, is K.O or "finals" day.

So now, at some of the tournaments, the women have been introduced to play as well......and 3rd tournament in, they've realised that if the women play there is not enough time. Solution, change the entire format after 2 legs of the 2020 season have already been completed.....cut out the men's 1/4 finals...….So basically in order to accommodate the women there is absolutely no room for error, you HAVE to win your group to go from the group stage straight to the semi's or you are out. What that does is cut out half of the top men's teams from playing on the Sunday and replacing them with women's games. NOBODY, besides I should imagine, family and friends, goes there to watch the women. These events are always sold out irrespective of the women being there or not. Lots of people only go to the Sunday games but are you going to buy a ticket in advance when the team you support might be knocked out before you even get there???? 7's Rugby for those who support it.....and there are thousands & thousands all over the world, is now ruined because they have to have women there :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: The women actually have their own tournaments but it's not well supported. So once again they weaken the strong to strengthen the weak.

And even when the women are not at the same tournament, the women commentators are still there, rabbiting on incessantly during every single game :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
The 7s are great I used to play it as a yoof but the only tournament worth bieng at is the HK 7s , a weekend of pure mayhem !
Should you lads not be meeting each other on Grindr or something? :lol: :wink:
Eton rifles ! DB hates it because he got beasted by the Irish hooker

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby goonersid » Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:21 pm

I know a lot of guys on here are not interested in other sports but I'm not one of them, I love sport and watch quite a lot of it. I'm really into 7's Rugby (International level) and went to the WC in 2016 in San Francisco and again to the season ending tournament in France last year. There are 10 tournaments throughout the year on 5 different continents. Four groups of four, all play each other on the Saturday, top 2 in each group go to 1/4's on the Sunday...semi's....3rd place play off.....final and so on.....The 2nd day, the Sunday, is K.O or "finals" day.

So now, at some of the tournaments, the women have been introduced to play as well......and 3rd tournament in, they've realised that if the women play there is not enough time. Solution, change the entire format after 2 legs of the 2020 season have already been completed.....cut out the men's 1/4 finals...….So basically in order to accommodate the women there is absolutely no room for error, you HAVE to win your group to go from the group stage straight to the semi's or you are out. What that does is cut out half of the top men's teams from playing on the Sunday and replacing them with women's games. NOBODY, besides I should imagine, family and friends, goes there to watch the women. These events are always sold out irrespective of the women being there or not. Lots of people only go to the Sunday games but are you going to buy a ticket in advance when the team you support might be knocked out before you even get there???? 7's Rugby for those who support it.....and there are thousands & thousands all over the world, is now ruined because they have to have women there :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: The women actually have their own tournaments but it's not well supported. So once again they weaken the strong to strengthen the weak.

And even when the women are not at the same tournament, the women commentators are still there, rabbiting on incessantly during every single game :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
The 7s are great I used to play it as a yoof but the only tournament worth bieng at is the HK 7s , a weekend of pure mayhem !
Sore hole big lad? :D

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby DB10GOONER » Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:43 am

I know a lot of guys on here are not interested in other sports but I'm not one of them, I love sport and watch quite a lot of it. I'm really into 7's Rugby (International level) and went to the WC in 2016 in San Francisco and again to the season ending tournament in France last year. There are 10 tournaments throughout the year on 5 different continents. Four groups of four, all play each other on the Saturday, top 2 in each group go to 1/4's on the Sunday...semi's....3rd place play off.....final and so on.....The 2nd day, the Sunday, is K.O or "finals" day.

So now, at some of the tournaments, the women have been introduced to play as well......and 3rd tournament in, they've realised that if the women play there is not enough time. Solution, change the entire format after 2 legs of the 2020 season have already been completed.....cut out the men's 1/4 finals...….So basically in order to accommodate the women there is absolutely no room for error, you HAVE to win your group to go from the group stage straight to the semi's or you are out. What that does is cut out half of the top men's teams from playing on the Sunday and replacing them with women's games. NOBODY, besides I should imagine, family and friends, goes there to watch the women. These events are always sold out irrespective of the women being there or not. Lots of people only go to the Sunday games but are you going to buy a ticket in advance when the team you support might be knocked out before you even get there???? 7's Rugby for those who support it.....and there are thousands & thousands all over the world, is now ruined because they have to have women there :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: The women actually have their own tournaments but it's not well supported. So once again they weaken the strong to strengthen the weak.

And even when the women are not at the same tournament, the women commentators are still there, rabbiting on incessantly during every single game :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
The 7s are great I used to play it as a yoof but the only tournament worth bieng at is the HK 7s , a weekend of pure mayhem !
Should you lads not be meeting each other on Grindr or something? :lol: :wink:
Eton rifles ! DB hates it because he got beasted by the Irish hooker
To misquote someone in some movie or other: "No rugby poof will take that route with me". :lol: :wink:

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby DB10GOONER » Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:45 am

I know a lot of guys on here are not interested in other sports but I'm not one of them, I love sport and watch quite a lot of it. I'm really into 7's Rugby (International level) and went to the WC in 2016 in San Francisco and again to the season ending tournament in France last year. There are 10 tournaments throughout the year on 5 different continents. Four groups of four, all play each other on the Saturday, top 2 in each group go to 1/4's on the Sunday...semi's....3rd place play off.....final and so on.....The 2nd day, the Sunday, is K.O or "finals" day.

So now, at some of the tournaments, the women have been introduced to play as well......and 3rd tournament in, they've realised that if the women play there is not enough time. Solution, change the entire format after 2 legs of the 2020 season have already been completed.....cut out the men's 1/4 finals...….So basically in order to accommodate the women there is absolutely no room for error, you HAVE to win your group to go from the group stage straight to the semi's or you are out. What that does is cut out half of the top men's teams from playing on the Sunday and replacing them with women's games. NOBODY, besides I should imagine, family and friends, goes there to watch the women. These events are always sold out irrespective of the women being there or not. Lots of people only go to the Sunday games but are you going to buy a ticket in advance when the team you support might be knocked out before you even get there???? 7's Rugby for those who support it.....and there are thousands & thousands all over the world, is now ruined because they have to have women there :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: The women actually have their own tournaments but it's not well supported. So once again they weaken the strong to strengthen the weak.

And even when the women are not at the same tournament, the women commentators are still there, rabbiting on incessantly during every single game :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
The 7s are great I used to play it as a yoof but the only tournament worth bieng at is the HK 7s , a weekend of pure mayhem !
Sore hole big lad? :D
I doubt it. I'd say Herd was so well "indoctrinated" into rugby he has a hole like a broken cat flap. :lol:

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby Redarmy » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:02 am

Alex Scott quoted as below...

I don’t want to put a downer on the state of the WSL as I am really impressed with how far it has grown the game - we just need to keep pushing on and not stand still.

But if you’re a top footballer, why should you be denied state-of-the-art facilities that would help with your training and recovery?

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby subtleasaheadbutt » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:55 am

So what page is the NSFW on? Just asking for a friend.

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby Herd » Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:54 am

I couldn't help noticing that there was a woman interviewing a woman yesterday on the pitch on Cardiff Arms Park about the upcoming mens six nations match there. It was about as insightful as a black hole .
I fear this trend will continue and seep into anything and everything in this world.
Soon woman will be the experts on every Male subject or domain ,.
Men will no longer be needed ,they will be told by expert woman about all aspects of their lives from cradle to prostate cancer,without actually getting married .
It's all part of the continuing colonisation of the Male species,we are bieng pegged!

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby A11M11 » Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:09 am

Inclusivity is everywhere , look at the fuss being made about the Bafta awards . Even children's television is having a go with Horrible Histories and Dr Who . It just looks like the mainstream populus will have to change to accomodate everyone else.

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby Herd » Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:21 am

Inclusivity is everywhere , look at the fuss being made about the Bafta awards . Even children's television is having a go with Horrible Histories and Dr Who . It just looks like the mainstream populus will have to change to accomodate everyone else.
Yup and that's it in a nutshell,the Labour party is much like it ,I noticed when I foolishly joined them in 2016. They shoe in every type of specialist minority group at the expense of the majority. If I want legal opinion il talk to a lawyer,I dont want to talk to someone who has an a level in law.

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Re: Womans Football WTF (NSFW)

Postby Herd » Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:47 pm

Quiz time there is only 1 sport EVER invented by a woman and it isnt netball. 1 pint prize in Islington bar and grill for the winner.


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