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Posted: **Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:18 pm**

Herd wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:47 pm
Quiz time there is only 1 sport EVER invented by a woman and it isnt netball. 1 pint prize in Islington bar and grill for the winner.

Is it hide the sausage ?

Posted: **Mon Feb 03, 2020 11:28 pm**

Guys we had to move this to the Cannonballs section since it break the policy on non-adult topics in the main section.

I can already feel the replies about the first team committing crimes of obscenity

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:56 am**

????? Non adult ??? Theres and adult section,really ???

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:28 am**

Rob Admin wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 03, 2020 11:28 pm
Guys we had to move this to the Cannonballs section since it break the policy on non-adult topics in the main section.

I can already feel the replies about the first team committing crimes of obscenity

Not sure any of us qualify as adults, so are we allowed to post here

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:09 am**

Rob Admin wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 03, 2020 11:28 pm
Guys we had to move this to the Cannonballs section since it break the policy on non-adult topics in the main section.

I can already feel the replies about the first team committing crimes of obscenity

Ahem....It is not the first team anymore..It is now the men's team...As in Men's and Women's teams.. All equal in this wonderful new world.

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2020 6:51 pm**

StuartL wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:18 pm

Herd wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:47 pm
Quiz time there is only 1 sport EVER invented by a woman and it isnt netball. 1 pint prize in Islington bar and grill for the winner.
Is it hide the sausage ?

No that's not a sport it's a pastime !
Clue it was invented less than 30 years ago.
It's been in the movies!

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:39 pm**

GoonerMuzz wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:28 am

Rob Admin wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 03, 2020 11:28 pm
Guys we had to move this to the Cannonballs section since it break the policy on non-adult topics in the main section.

I can already feel the replies about the first team committing crimes of obscenity
Not sure any of us qualify as adults, so are we allowed to post here

Good one!

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:42 pm**

Herd wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 04, 2020 6:51 pm

StuartL wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:18 pm

Herd wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:47 pm
Quiz time there is only 1 sport EVER invented by a woman and it isnt netball. 1 pint prize in Islington bar and grill for the winner.
Is it hide the sausage ?
No that's not a sport it's a pastime !
Clue it was invented less than 30 years ago.
It's been in the movies!

I was gonna say Muff Diving but that started before less than 30 years ago.

Is it Acrobatics and Tumbling?

Either tat or hairdressing.

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:45 pm**

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:55 am

StuartL wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:01 pm

Herd wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:10 am
Match of the day is to be renamed "Loose Women "
Or maybe snatch of the day ?

In fairness though the cùnt count is already quite high on it.

And that's just the commentators and pundits..

Anyone for Poon Taaaang!?

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:26 pm**

Herd wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 04, 2020 6:51 pm

StuartL wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:18 pm

Herd wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:47 pm
Quiz time there is only 1 sport EVER invented by a woman and it isnt netball. 1 pint prize in Islington bar and grill for the winner.
Is it hide the sausage ?
No that's not a sport it's a pastime !
Clue it was invented less than 30 years ago.
It's been in the movies!

Synchronised ironing ?

Posted: **Wed Feb 05, 2020 4:57 pm**

NAh its quidditch !

Posted: **Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:16 am**

Is cooking my dinner a sport?

I know if she gets it wrong it'll quickly become a highly dangerous extreme sport for her.

Posted: **Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:15 pm**

Karen Carney now has a column for BBC and in this week's drivel she talks at length about Chilwell and his England career and how transfer speculation can affect your form .
She constantly compares his situation with hers and alludes to understand because of her football career.
Really ???? That's like a kid with a Scalextric track comparing his activity to Lewis Hamilton !

Posted: **Mon Feb 17, 2020 5:59 pm**

Herd wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:15 pm
Karen Carney now has a column for BBC and in this week's drivel she talks at length about Chilwell and his England career and how transfer speculation can affect your form .
She constantly compares his situation with hers and alludes to understand because of her football career.
Really ???? That's like a kid with a Scalextric track comparing his activity to Lewis Hamilton !

She is one of the most deluded cùnts on planet earth. When she co-commentates she keeps comparing male players to herself and the piss that is the women's game.

The sooner this snowflake pc gender equality shit dies off the better. And it will. I have a plan.

Posted: **Tue Feb 18, 2020 12:17 pm**

Herd wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:47 pm
Quiz time there is only 1 sport EVER invented by a woman and it isnt netball. 1 pint prize in Islington bar and grill for the winner.

No one knows bar you, please please put me out of my misery.

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