Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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goonersid
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Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?

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Nos89
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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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Because the good ones are British, not Scottish

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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The weather plus they don't understand what they are saying to each other.

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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corkbarry wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 4:52 pm
The weather plus they don't understand what they are saying to each other.


:lol:
FACT

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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it is a small country

they prefer drinking to playing sport

but of course they do have Andy Murray :D

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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Hey fuck this shit. :box:

Some of our best Oirish footballers were Scottish. And Welsh. And English. :lol:

I mean Oirish. They were all Oirish!! :barscarf:

Kind of.

:lol:

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goonersid wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:50 pm
They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?
You obviously haven't heard that Ranjurs ur the maist successful fitbaw team in the world byraway! And sellic ur a pure brilliant wee team anaw big man!

:D

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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CloakedGooner wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:36 am
goonersid wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:50 pm
They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?
You obviously haven't heard that Ranjurs ur the maist successful fitbaw team in the world byraway! And sellic ur a pure brilliant wee team anaw big man!

:D
A-ha, whiskey on their cornflakes, you say?

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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The Arsenal Way wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 12:19 pm
CloakedGooner wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:36 am
goonersid wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:50 pm
They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?
You obviously haven't heard that Ranjurs ur the maist successful fitbaw team in the world byraway! And sellic ur a pure brilliant wee team anaw big man!

:D
A-ha, whiskey on their cornflakes, you say?
Yep :wink:

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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CloakedGooner wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:36 am
goonersid wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:50 pm
They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?
You obviously haven't heard that Ranjurs ur the maist successful fitbaw team in the world byraway! And sellic ur a pure brilliant wee team anaw big man!

:D
Do you write The Broons and Oor Wullie by the way big man :lol:

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:22 pm
CloakedGooner wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:36 am
goonersid wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:50 pm
They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?
You obviously haven't heard that Ranjurs ur the maist successful fitbaw team in the world byraway! And sellic ur a pure brilliant wee team anaw big man!

:D
Do you write The Broons and Oor Wullie by the way big man :lol:
Och aye the noo! :shock:

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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CloakedGooner wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:20 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:22 pm
CloakedGooner wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:36 am
goonersid wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:50 pm
They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?
You obviously haven't heard that Ranjurs ur the maist successful fitbaw team in the world byraway! And sellic ur a pure brilliant wee team anaw big man!

:D
Do you write The Broons and Oor Wullie by the way big man :lol:
Och aye the noo! :shock:
Are you lads sure you haven't had perfectly timed aneurysms? :lol:

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Post by Jock Gooner »

DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:54 pm
CloakedGooner wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:20 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:22 pm
CloakedGooner wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:36 am
goonersid wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:50 pm
They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?
You obviously haven't heard that Ranjurs ur the maist successful fitbaw team in the world byraway! And sellic ur a pure brilliant wee team anaw big man!

:D
Do you write The Broons and Oor Wullie by the way big man :lol:
Och aye the noo! :shock:
Are you lads sure you haven't had perfectly timed aneurysms? :lol:
:lol:

Nah, I know what I'm talking about and from his response I think he's bluffing :lol:

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:54 pm
CloakedGooner wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:20 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:22 pm
CloakedGooner wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:36 am
goonersid wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:50 pm
They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?
You obviously haven't heard that Ranjurs ur the maist successful fitbaw team in the world byraway! And sellic ur a pure brilliant wee team anaw big man!

:D
Do you write The Broons and Oor Wullie by the way big man :lol:
Och aye the noo! :shock:
Are you lads sure you haven't had perfectly timed aneurysms? :lol:
You know, i think i might have :barscarf:

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Post by Perryashburtongroves »

Because they're all pissed and on heroin and spend all their time worrying about how much attention they can get from the rest of the world for being 'characters' who wear kilts.

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