Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Postby goonersid » Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:50 pm

They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?

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Nos89
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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Postby Nos89 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 4:13 pm

Because the good ones are British, not Scottish

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Postby corkbarry » Sun Oct 13, 2019 4:52 pm

The weather plus they don't understand what they are saying to each other.

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Postby The Arsenal Way » Mon Oct 14, 2019 12:07 pm

The weather plus they don't understand what they are saying to each other.


:lol:
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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Postby Gunner Rob » Mon Oct 14, 2019 2:17 pm

it is a small country

they prefer drinking to playing sport

but of course they do have Andy Murray :D

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:59 pm

Hey fuck this shit. :box:

Some of our best Oirish footballers were Scottish. And Welsh. And English. :lol:

I mean Oirish. They were all Oirish!! :barscarf:

Kind of.

:lol:

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Postby CloakedGooner » Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:36 am

They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?
You obviously haven't heard that Ranjurs ur the maist successful fitbaw team in the world byraway! And sellic ur a pure brilliant wee team anaw big man!

:D

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Postby The Arsenal Way » Mon Oct 21, 2019 12:19 pm

They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?
You obviously haven't heard that Ranjurs ur the maist successful fitbaw team in the world byraway! And sellic ur a pure brilliant wee team anaw big man!

:D
A-ha, whiskey on their cornflakes, you say?

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Postby CloakedGooner » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:02 pm

They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?
You obviously haven't heard that Ranjurs ur the maist successful fitbaw team in the world byraway! And sellic ur a pure brilliant wee team anaw big man!

:D
A-ha, whiskey on their cornflakes, you say?
Yep :wink:

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Postby Jock Gooner » Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:22 pm

They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?
You obviously haven't heard that Ranjurs ur the maist successful fitbaw team in the world byraway! And sellic ur a pure brilliant wee team anaw big man!

:D
Do you write The Broons and Oor Wullie by the way big man :lol:

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Postby CloakedGooner » Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:20 pm

They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?
You obviously haven't heard that Ranjurs ur the maist successful fitbaw team in the world byraway! And sellic ur a pure brilliant wee team anaw big man!

:D
Do you write The Broons and Oor Wullie by the way big man :lol:
Och aye the noo! :shock:

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Postby DB10GOONER » Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:54 pm

They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?
You obviously haven't heard that Ranjurs ur the maist successful fitbaw team in the world byraway! And sellic ur a pure brilliant wee team anaw big man!

:D
Do you write The Broons and Oor Wullie by the way big man :lol:
Och aye the noo! :shock:
Are you lads sure you haven't had perfectly timed aneurysms? :lol:

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Postby Jock Gooner » Tue Oct 22, 2019 5:39 pm

They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?
You obviously haven't heard that Ranjurs ur the maist successful fitbaw team in the world byraway! And sellic ur a pure brilliant wee team anaw big man!

:D
Do you write The Broons and Oor Wullie by the way big man :lol:
Och aye the noo! :shock:
Are you lads sure you haven't had perfectly timed aneurysms? :lol:
:lol:

Nah, I know what I'm talking about and from his response I think he's bluffing :lol:

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Postby CloakedGooner » Thu Oct 24, 2019 9:54 am

They really are SHITE!
Football Shite
Rugby Shite
Cricket Shite
The list is endless!
Bigger population than Wales, Ireland and even Norn Iron, but shiter at sport than these “countries”
Is it their diet?
Deep fried mars bars?
You obviously haven't heard that Ranjurs ur the maist successful fitbaw team in the world byraway! And sellic ur a pure brilliant wee team anaw big man!

:D
Do you write The Broons and Oor Wullie by the way big man :lol:
Och aye the noo! :shock:
Are you lads sure you haven't had perfectly timed aneurysms? :lol:
You know, i think i might have :barscarf:

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

Postby Perryashburtongroves » Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:23 pm

Because they're all pissed and on heroin and spend all their time worrying about how much attention they can get from the rest of the world for being 'characters' who wear kilts.


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