Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:23 pm
Because they're all pissed and on heroin and spend all their time worrying about how much attention they can get from the rest of the world for being 'characters' who wear kilts.
Honestly thought you were talking about mousers there until I saw the word "kilts". :lol: :wink:

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:23 pm
Because they're all pissed and on heroin and spend all their time worrying about how much attention they can get from the rest of the world for being 'characters' who wear kilts.
:D :D

Having worked up there for a couple of years - hence my badly chosen username :( - you have overlooked the simple fact that they are Scottish and therefore three times the person you or I can ever hope to be.

The speed with which these "men" rush to put on a skirt at the first opportunity is beyond belief and must offer an insight into why they are shite at sport. Do they really possess a sporting killer instint when just under the surface their thought process is always "ooh that's a nice away jersey, that would look nice as a skirt". Exactly - beaten by their own cultural superiority complex before a deep fried mars bar passes their lips.

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:07 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:23 pm
Because they're all pissed and on heroin and spend all their time worrying about how much attention they can get from the rest of the world for being 'characters' who wear kilts.
:D :D

Having worked up there for a couple of years - hence my badly chosen username :( - you have overlooked the simple fact that they are Scottish and therefore three times the person you or I can ever hope to be.

The speed with which these "men" rush to put on a skirt at the first opportunity is beyond belief and must offer an insight into why they are shite at sport. Do they really possess a sporting killer instint when just under the surface their thought process is always "ooh that's a nice away jersey, that would look nice as a skirt". Exactly - beaten by their own cultural superiority complex before a deep fried mars bar passes their lips.


I reckon that you just got insta-blocked by falkirk goon.
:lol:

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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The Arsenal Way wrote:
Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:07 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:07 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:23 pm
Because they're all pissed and on heroin and spend all their time worrying about how much attention they can get from the rest of the world for being 'characters' who wear kilts.
:D :D

Having worked up there for a couple of years - hence my badly chosen username :( - you have overlooked the simple fact that they are Scottish and therefore three times the person you or I can ever hope to be.

The speed with which these "men" rush to put on a skirt at the first opportunity is beyond belief and must offer an insight into why they are shite at sport. Do they really possess a sporting killer instint when just under the surface their thought process is always "ooh that's a nice away jersey, that would look nice as a skirt". Exactly - beaten by their own cultural superiority complex before a deep fried mars bar passes their lips.


I reckon that you just got insta-blocked by falkirk goon.
:lol:
:lol:

He refererred to me as his Jock bretheren on a post yesterday so this might come as a bit of a let down to him :lol:

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Re: Why is Scotland Shite at Sport ?

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:50 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:23 pm
Because they're all pissed and on heroin and spend all their time worrying about how much attention they can get from the rest of the world for being 'characters' who wear kilts.
Honestly thought you were talking about mousers there until I saw the word "kilts". :lol: :wink:
:lol:

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