Great descriptionI would venture that description covers 99% of those plastic faced & titted, bloated lipped, spray tanned fucktard nasally whining presenters and TV 'Stars' who cannot Sing, Act or even Talk properly.
Totally agree on the Ant and Dec comments, untalented annoying wankers....
I've come to the conclusion that 95% of TV is just not geared towards people like us i.e. heterosexual males over the age of 35.
What do we have? False jeopardy survival shows. Numerous documentaries about Hitler. National treasure David Attenborough's partly contrived fakery (i.e. polar bears in a European zoo using fake snow or filming some fish swimming around in a big tank) being presented as real life. Even the stuff like MOTD has become a camp, posing waffle show where pundits treat is as a fashion parade while at the same time letting us all know how liberally minded and they are!
In contrast we are bombarded from all angles with big budget period dramas where women revel in dressing up in old costumes and being emotional in an old fashioned feminine way ... but at the same time portrayed with the modern feminist twist which leaves us in no doubt that women have always been the stronger ones in control of everything And of course all the soaps, which is just made up misery that quite often results in a load of northerners shouting at each other while I’m trying to eat my dinner ... and all without an ending so that it just goes on and on and on night after night for years and years and years.
Then there is a never-ending stream of so-called reality shows, quiz shows, cookery shows, home improvement shows ... or stuff like x-factor and Strictly that has become a fucking monster. Passed off as family entertainment - except it's format excludes the one increasingly demeaned member of the family - you know, the one who brings most of the money in )!
And these shows are not just on when they're on ... they also infiltrate other shows and other mediums and everyday life, meaning you just cannot avoid them!
It drives me nuts
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