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1000 Friend Facebook Challenge

Postby sk-gtfo » Mon Dec 30, 2019 8:50 am

Ok people, I have a huge (and slighly mad!) favour to ask, I recently met a woman who I fell for but I made a series of stupid mistakes and now she's not talking to me, she uses Facebook a lot and has loads of 'friends', yes I know virtual friends count for very little!, but I have this mad idea of somehow getting 1000 'friends' very quickly, it would certainly get me noticed I figure, ideally I want lots of attractive women but if I do that then it's going to look suspect, so a balance would be good!.

So all I am asking is for any of you willing, just friend request me on Fakebook (https://www.facebook.com/dansump14) and help me in my quest, not going to bother you at all other than that, would be good to have some fellow gooners on there as well, I only started using Faceache much in the last month so I have a hell of a way to go but you guys could help, it would be much appreciated!.

Next I'm going out in to town asking randoms lol, I think I've lost the plot but I don't give a f*ck... :lol:

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Re: 1000 Friend Facebook Challenge

Postby StuartL » Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:11 pm

Ok people, I have a huge (and slighly mad!) favour to ask, I recently met a woman who I fell for but I made a series of stupid mistakes and now she's not talking to me, she uses Facebook a lot and has loads of 'friends', yes I know virtual friends count for very little!, but I have this mad idea of somehow getting 1000 'friends' very quickly, it would certainly get me noticed I figure, ideally I want lots of attractive women but if I do that then it's going to look suspect, so a balance would be good!.

So all I am asking is for any of you willing, just friend request me on Fakebook (https://www.facebook.com/dansump14) and help me in my quest, not going to bother you at all other than that, would be good to have some fellow gooners on there as well, I only started using Faceache much in the last month so I have a hell of a way to go but you guys could help, it would be much appreciated!.

Next I'm going out in to town asking randoms lol, I think I've lost the plot but I don't give a f*ck... :lol:

You sound desperate Dan, isn’t there any other ways to impress her ?
Like eating a cow pie or something ?

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Re: 1000 Friend Facebook Challenge

Postby sk-gtfo » Mon Dec 30, 2019 5:20 pm


You sound desperate Dan, isn’t there any other ways to impress her ?
Like eating a cow pie or something ?
haha yeah, not desperate just a bit mad.. can meet other women easy enough just not that interested in others (for now).

Also just seeing it as a challenge to get random people to become 'friends', who knows some of them might actually be quite cool.. some will tell me to get lost, don't really care.. lol

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Re: 1000 Friend Facebook Challenge

Postby Herd » Mon Dec 30, 2019 5:23 pm

Feck and I thought I was mad !

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Re: 1000 Friend Facebook Challenge

Postby sk-gtfo » Thu Jan 02, 2020 2:12 am

No one wants to be my friend... lucky I'm not a millenial otherwise I'd be uploading pictures of me crying to instagram.. :twisted:

Happy new year you miserable c*nts. :lol:

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Re: 1000 Friend Facebook Challenge

Postby DB10GOONER » Thu Jan 02, 2020 9:11 am

Mad as a box of frogs. Are you Tony Adams?


:D :wink: :wink:

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Re: 1000 Friend Facebook Challenge

Postby DB10GOONER » Thu Jan 02, 2020 9:14 am

Also Dan that is quite the early 1980s TV actor hairstyle you got going there dude. :wink:

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Re: 1000 Friend Facebook Challenge

Postby Perryashburtongroves » Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:25 pm

Umm, err, umm. No. If you want to impress a bird, make up some story about having loads of money or a big cock or something . And this should go in the Last Person to Post Wins thread, which I'm on my way over to now.

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Re: 1000 Friend Facebook Challenge

Postby Leyton Gooner » Sun Jan 19, 2020 12:20 am

Must be my age but can't understand how getting loads of Facebook friends is meant to help you get your cock in this bird's vadge

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Re: 1000 Friend Facebook Challenge

Postby OneBardGooner » Sun Jan 19, 2020 6:30 pm

Must be my age but can't understand how getting loads of Facebook friends is meant to help you get your cock in this bird's vadge
I was thinking the same thing, also, if she has all these 100's of 'friends' are they all fuckingg her?

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Re: 1000 Friend Facebook Challenge

Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:47 pm

Must be my age but can't understand how getting loads of Facebook friends is meant to help you get your cock in this bird's vadge
Snowflake generation mate. They are all fucking idiots. Especially the women.

No offence meant to sk-gtfo.

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Re: 1000 Friend Facebook Challenge

Postby StuartL » Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:17 pm

Must be my age but can't understand how getting loads of Facebook friends is meant to help you get your cock in this bird's vadge
I was thinking the same thing, also, if she has all these 100's of 'friends' are they all fuckingg her?
I have :barscarf:

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Re: 1000 Friend Facebook Challenge

Postby OneBardGooner » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:47 pm

Must be my age but can't understand how getting loads of Facebook friends is meant to help you get your cock in this bird's vadge
I was thinking the same thing, also, if she has all these 100's of 'friends' are they all fuckingg her?
I have :barscarf:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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