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What's your porn star name?

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An idea hit me while reading the fantasy league thread. After I hit the fucker back I decided to post this.
SCREAM AIM FIRE wrote:Team: DEATH MAGNETIC
Van dum sar
Evra Edgar Ferdinand Anderson
Bently Fabregas Barry Ronaldo
Theo RVP
You have come up with two top notch Porno names there mate!!

Bentley Fabregas!! Latino porno actor. And Barry Ronaldo!! Porn star from Hull!! :lol:

Y'know the game where you come up with your ideal porno name? You use your pets name and your mother's maiden name. We haven't done it here yet so I'll go first;

I am now called; Rambo McBride! :-P

Fucking. Quality. 8)

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the one i heard you use your first ever pet's name and the second place you lived

Vanguard Glendale (i named my goldfish after a submarine, i was a strange child)

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U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:the one i heard you use your first ever pet's name and the second place you lived

Vanguard Glendale (i named my goldfish after a submarine, i was a strange child)
I'm happy for people to use either. That is a quality name BTW!! 8)

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Pets and parents would be:

FikiMila Dedman

first pet and second place to live would be

Dexter Halstead

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Pet and Parents :

Fluffy Varey

Pet and 2nd Place to live would be :

Fluffy Heston !


:shock:

:the_doris_2:

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DB10 - Apollo Russell
UFG - Apollo Onslow/Chelsea

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Hugh Jass
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Baron Von Hugecock.



That's right, I lived in Hugecock Avenue. :roll:

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Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:Pet and Parents :

Fluffy Varey

Pet and 2nd Place to live would be :

Fluffy Heston !
HAHA! brilliant :lol:

My pornstar name would be...Fern Silverdale :? very masculine :roll:

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First Pet and Parents : Snuffles Whitehouse

Pet and 2nd Place: Snuffles Hillcrest

both pretty hardcore i reckon! :barscarf:

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g88ner wrote:
Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:Pet and Parents :

Fluffy Varey

Pet and 2nd Place to live would be :

Fluffy Heston !
HAHA! brilliant :lol:

My pornstar name would be...Fern Silverdale :? very masculine :roll:
Doesn't she do daytime TV with Phil Schofield?

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Sadge Miller

and

Sadge 102 Clarence road lol

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rhyspac wrote:First Pet and Parents : Snuffles Whitehouse

Pet and 2nd Place: Snuffles Hillcrest

both pretty hardcore i reckon! :barscarf:
Snuffles??? :shock: what sort of weird ass pet did you have? a pig? :?

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g88ner wrote:
rhyspac wrote:First Pet and Parents : Snuffles Whitehouse

Pet and 2nd Place: Snuffles Hillcrest

both pretty hardcore i reckon! :barscarf:
Snuffles??? :shock: what sort of weird ass pet did you have? a pig? :?
Hamster lol! i didnt name it though, i wanted mc hammer! 8)

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Elvis Parry the long lost King

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