WALCOTT - which position is best etc?

hertsgunner · Post by **hertsgunner** » Sat Jul 16, 2016 9:13 pm

Best position left back. In the changing room. Although saying that if we got rid of him you probably find that a decent manager would get the best out of him.

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 6:48 am

Has this useless waste of space not fucked off yet? There was me thinking that the Hammers were about to blow £20m on the useless tool, or that Pep was still going to be signing him on the back of 45 minutes of football six years ago

Perhaps they're not as fucking stupid after all

northbank123 · Post by **northbank123** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 7:51 am

SteveO 35 wrote:Has this useless waste of space not fucked off yet? There was me thinking that the Hammers were about to blow £20m on the useless tool, or that Pep was still going to be signing him on the back of 45 minutes of football six years ago

Perhaps they're not as fucking stupid after all

I honestly than we might struggle to give him away as the useless tool would expect 150k a week.

augie · Post by **augie** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:34 am

northbank123 wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:Has this useless waste of space not fucked off yet? There was me thinking that the Hammers were about to blow £20m on the useless tool, or that Pep was still going to be signing him on the back of 45 minutes of football six years ago

Perhaps they're not as fucking stupid after all
I honestly than we might struggle to give him away as the useless tool would expect 150k a week.

Think that you are understating it there buddy - more chance of me getting a blow job from mila kunis, than there is of us offloading this self absorbed over-hyped w*nker

Ed Hunter The Gooner · Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:36 am

SteveO 35 wrote:Has this useless waste of space not fucked off yet? There was me thinking that the Hammers were about to blow £20m on the useless tool, or that Pep was still going to be signing him on the back of 45 minutes of football six years ago

Perhaps they're not as fucking stupid after all

I honestly believed that he'd be sold but how fucking wrong I was - again!

It actually seems that he's the only striker option we have for the first couple of games... And it won't get any better once Mr. Male Model gets back. But who in his right mind would pay anything for a dross player that is Wally? No fucking one.

Ed Hunter The Gooner · Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:38 am

Oh, forgot to add that somewhere deep inside my darkest mind I still think that maybe, just maybe right manager might get something out of Wally.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:48 am

I'm just looking forward to his slow jog as he comes on or goes off as a sub, like he's just holding the afterburners back...

and that cool half-assed, condescending half-hearted little clap he does where only one hand moves. I miss that so much.

arseofacrow · Post by **arseofacrow** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 11:40 am

Waiting for the social media calls for a testimonial

Great if he got one then got named as sub

Ed Hunter The Gooner · Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:50 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:I'm just looking forward to his slow jog as he comes on or goes off as a sub, like he's just holding the afterburners back... and that cool half-assed, condescending half-hearted little clap he does where only one hand moves. I miss that so much.

Can't stand the sight of him honestly...

BFG4 · Post by **BFG4** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:09 pm

My favourite Theo moments, are when he sprouts to the media, that everyone will fear us in the PL or CL, after we hammer some shit team. It's almost as regular as the Mertesacker apology, after one of the big teams destroys us

LeftfootlegendGooner · Mon Jul 18, 2016 7:34 pm

BFG4 wrote:My favourite Theo moments, are when he sprouts to the media, that everyone will fear us in the PL or CL, after we hammer some shit team. It's almost as regular as the Mertesacker apology, after one of the big teams destroys us

knew there was a reason I didn't like him, spoils a good Christmas dinner

glenngould · Post by **glenngould** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 1:08 pm

This will definitely be the year Walcott steps up. This is the strongest team he's been involved in - the kind of team his talent richly deserves. He's learnt so much over the past few years and the timing of his runs is absolutely first class. He's very, VERY quick and this makes him a nightmare to mark. Obviously we'll be gunning for the League this year - that's what the fans expect at such a big club - but we'll be ok, we have some great talent, and with Walcott leading the line I expect us to be challenging come May. If not then 2017-18 will be the year Walcott steps up, I'm sure of that. Or 18-19. Yeah, obviously.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 1:46 pm

glenngould wrote:This will definitely be the year Walcott steps up. This is the strongest team he's been involved in - the kind of team his talent richly deserves. He's learnt so much over the past few years and the timing of his runs is absolutely first class. He's very, VERY quick and this makes him a nightmare to mark. Obviously we'll be gunning for the League this year - that's what the fans expect at such a big club - but we'll be ok, we have some great talent, and with Walcott leading the line I expect us to be challenging come May. If not then 2017-18 will be the year Walcott steps up, I'm sure of that. Or 18-19. Yeah, obviously.

Ray C · Post by **Ray C** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:38 am

glenngould wrote:This will definitely be the year Walcott steps up. This is the strongest team he's been involved in - the kind of team his talent richly deserves. He's learnt so much over the past few years and the timing of his runs is absolutely first class. He's very, VERY quick and this makes him a nightmare to mark. Obviously we'll be gunning for the League this year - that's what the fans expect at such a big club - but we'll be ok, we have some great talent, and with Walcott leading the line I expect us to be challenging come May. If not then 2017-18 will be the year Walcott steps up, I'm sure of that. Or 18-19. Yeah, obviously.

What a load of bollocks !! Dream on my son.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:15 pm

Ray C wrote:
glenngould wrote:This will definitely be the year Walcott steps up. This is the strongest team he's been involved in - the kind of team his talent richly deserves. He's learnt so much over the past few years and the timing of his runs is absolutely first class. He's very, VERY quick and this makes him a nightmare to mark. Obviously we'll be gunning for the League this year - that's what the fans expect at such a big club - but we'll be ok, we have some great talent, and with Walcott leading the line I expect us to be challenging come May. If not then 2017-18 will be the year Walcott steps up, I'm sure of that. Or 18-19. Yeah, obviously.
What a load of bollocks !! Dream on my son.

Whhhhhoooooooooooooosssssshhhhhh!!!!

He was being sarcastic, mate.

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