I finally got an appointment with my doctor this week
He asked me what the problem was and I explained that my very lovely girlfriend is very demanding sexually - often wanting sex twice a night and again the next morning.
He said " I see, so are you having trouble keeping up with her demands,do you need some viagra pescribed ?"
"No", I replied, "everything is fine in that respect"
"So", he said "do you think you are likely to suffer a heart attack or something from the physical effort ?" he asked.
"No, I'm feeling fitter than I have for years, I answered"
"Then, I'm not really sure why you are telling me" he said finally
"I'm telling everybody" I responded with a grin