Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

[DB10GOONER]

But would we want to.?

The answer to that is no. Definitely no. Also my Samsung phone does not have a panorama lens function.

[Red Snapper]

But would we want to.?

The answer to that is no. Definitely no. Also my Samsung phone does not have a panorama lens function.

Is that how "lens" is spelt in Gaelic?

[DB10GOONER]

But would we want to.?

The answer to that is no. Definitely no. Also my Samsung phone does not have a panorama lens function.

Is that how "lens" is spelt in Gaelic?

hmmm not sure what the problem is here.

But I can confirm "cùnt" is spelt "redsnapper" in Gaelic if that is any help.

[Red Snapper]

But would we want to.?

The answer to that is no. Definitely no. Also my Samsung phone does not have a panorama lens function.

Is that how "lens" is spelt in Gaelic?

hmmm not sure what the problem is here.

But I can confirm "cùnt" is spelt " redsnapper" in Gaelic if that is any help.

Nice abuse of authority there! I wear your translation of my identity as a badge of honour.

[DB10GOONER]

But would we want to.?

The answer to that is no. Definitely no. Also my Samsung phone does not have a panorama lens function.

Is that how "lens" is spelt in Gaelic?

hmmm not sure what the problem is here.

But I can confirm "cùnt" is spelt " redsnapper" in Gaelic if that is any help.

Nice abuse of authority there! I wear your translation of my identity as a badge of honour.

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely and means you get to bang a better class of crack ho. Which is nice.

[DB10GOONER]

Jesus wept…. inconsolably…

http://www.msn.com/en-ie/entertainment/ ... ocid=ientp

I don’t know which bit of this clusterfuck of a story is the worst bit… the fact the arrogant no talent tosser is joking about speeding and killing people, the bit where he claims to a have a solo “career”, the fact that this moron is pissing all over a legend like “Spinning” Otis Reading by releasing a solo album of shit covers of his songs, or the bit that reveals him and the least talented of the no talent twats from Boyzone have formed a duo called “Boyzlife”….

My head feels like exploding….

[OneBardGooner]

Jesus wept…. inconsolably…

http://www.msn.com/en-ie/entertainment/ ... ocid=ientp

I don’t know which bit of this clusterfuck of a story is the worst bit… the fact the arrogant no talent tosser is joking about speeding and killing people, the bit where he claims to a have a solo “career”, the fact that this moron is pissing all over a legend like “Spinning” Otis Reading by releasing a solo album of shit covers of his songs, or the bit that reveals him and the least talented of the no talent twats from Boyzone have formed a duo called “Boyzlife”….

My head feels like exploding….

They should have sent the cuntslop down so Big Bubba could rag doll him whilst making his sphincter into a folding garage door.

[Bradywasking]

Jesus wept…. inconsolably…

http://www.msn.com/en-ie/entertainment/ ... ocid=ientp

I don’t know which bit of this clusterfuck of a story is the worst bit… the fact the arrogant no talent tosser is joking about speeding and killing people, the bit where he claims to a have a solo “career”, the fact that this moron is pissing all over a legend like “Spinning” Otis Reading by releasing a solo album of shit covers of his songs, or the bit that reveals him and the least talented of the no talent twats from Boyzone have formed a duo called “Boyzlife”….

My head feels like exploding….

Was he married to some other wannabe celebrity type, or am I mixing him up with some other wannabe celebrity type?

[goonersid]

Jesus wept…. inconsolably…

http://www.msn.com/en-ie/entertainment/ ... ocid=ientp

I don’t know which bit of this clusterfuck of a story is the worst bit… the fact the arrogant no talent tosser is joking about speeding and killing people, the bit where he claims to a have a solo “career”, the fact that this moron is pissing all over a legend like “Spinning” Otis Reading by releasing a solo album of shit covers of his songs, or the bit that reveals him and the least talented of the no talent twats from Boyzone have formed a duo called “Boyzlife”….

My head feels like exploding….

Was he married to some other wannabe celebrity type, or am I mixing him up with some other wannabe celebrity type?

None other than Kerry Catona! A big fat junkie whore from a shite girlband whose name I can’t recall!

[Bradywasking]

Jesus wept…. inconsolably…

http://www.msn.com/en-ie/entertainment/ ... ocid=ientp

I don’t know which bit of this clusterfuck of a story is the worst bit… the fact the arrogant no talent tosser is joking about speeding and killing people, the bit where he claims to a have a solo “career”, the fact that this moron is pissing all over a legend like “Spinning” Otis Reading by releasing a solo album of shit covers of his songs, or the bit that reveals him and the least talented of the no talent twats from Boyzone have formed a duo called “Boyzlife”….

My head feels like exploding….

Was he married to some other wannabe celebrity type, or am I mixing him up with some other wannabe celebrity type?

None other than Kerry Catona! A big fat junkie whore from a shite girlband whose name I can’t recall!

She probably can't remember the band's name either Sid...

[DB10GOONER]

Jesus wept…. inconsolably…

http://www.msn.com/en-ie/entertainment/ ... ocid=ientp

I don’t know which bit of this clusterfuck of a story is the worst bit… the fact the arrogant no talent tosser is joking about speeding and killing people, the bit where he claims to a have a solo “career”, the fact that this moron is pissing all over a legend like “Spinning” Otis Reading by releasing a solo album of shit covers of his songs, or the bit that reveals him and the least talented of the no talent twats from Boyzone have formed a duo called “Boyzlife”….

My head feels like exploding….

Was he married to some other wannabe celebrity type, or am I mixing him up with some other wannabe celebrity type?

None other than Kerry Catona! A big fat junkie whore from a shite girlband whose name I can’t recall!

It's Kerry Katona. You wrote it in the first line ffs.

[DB10GOONER]

Jesus wept…. inconsolably…

http://www.msn.com/en-ie/entertainment/ ... ocid=ientp

I don’t know which bit of this clusterfuck of a story is the worst bit… the fact the arrogant no talent tosser is joking about speeding and killing people, the bit where he claims to a have a solo “career”, the fact that this moron is pissing all over a legend like “Spinning” Otis Reading by releasing a solo album of shit covers of his songs, or the bit that reveals him and the least talented of the no talent twats from Boyzone have formed a duo called “Boyzlife”….

My head feels like exploding….

Was he married to some other wannabe celebrity type, or am I mixing him up with some other wannabe celebrity type?

None other than Kerry Catona! A big fat junkie whore from a shite girlband whose name I can’t recall!

She probably can't remember the band's name either Sid...

Allegedly getting gang fucked by drug dealers can have that effect.... cough allegedly....

[DB10GOONER]

Smelly bastards that do not wash.

There's a cùnt that gets my train home most evenings and the bang of BO off him is fucking appalling. He wears the same clothes every day too so obviously he's not washing his clothes or his body. Fucker is at least 40. Make a fucking effort, you are not a student ffs, you smelly cùnt.

[OneBardGooner]

Maybe he's a (mature) student! ? ,shrug>

[OneBardGooner]

Insomnia