Merged Spuds & Victims* thread (Put all your scum and Victims* stuff here)
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bollix
I just voted victims instead of toilet.
I thought it was a poll on who i'd prefer to win the PL. Who changed the shit?
I just voted victims instead of toilet.
I thought it was a poll on who i'd prefer to win the PL. Who changed the shit?
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just as an aside, while walking down to the bowl for the manure game the fat bearded 30 something hipster twat in front of us announced to his mate that he hated manure "like more than spurs man". His mate couldn't work out who he hated more and the most pointless of conversations ensued. A real insight into the calibre of fan we have these days......just thought I'd share that with you.
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Wow superfan alertJock Gooner wrote: ↑Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:56 pmjust as an aside, while walking down to the bowl for the manure game the fat bearded 30 something hipster twat in front of us announced to his mate that he hated manure "like more than spurs man". His mate couldn't work out who he hated more and the most pointless of conversations ensued. A real insight into the calibre of fan we have these days......just thought I'd share that with you.
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:18 pmWow superfan alertJock Gooner wrote: ↑Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:56 pmjust as an aside, while walking down to the bowl for the manure game the fat bearded 30 something hipster twat in front of us announced to his mate that he hated manure "like more than spurs man". His mate couldn't work out who he hated more and the most pointless of conversations ensued. A real insight into the calibre of fan we have these days......just thought I'd share that with you.
But also - Lefty are you still trying to pass for a thirtysomething hipster?
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They can't help themselves.... unless they are helping themselves to other people's property.
This shit used to go on all the time when they had Spit the Scouse and Slippy Me in the side. Tbh I always thought it was one of them tipping off the burglars.
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Feb 21, 2019 6:41 amThey can't help themselves.... unless they are helping themselves to other people's property.
This shit used to go on all the time when they had Spit the Scouse and Slippy Me in the side. Tbh I always thought it was one of them tipping off the burglars.
Collins Dictionary
burglar
(bɜːʳgləʳ )
Word forms: plural burglars
countable noun
Persons from Liverpool who enter a house or other building by force and nick shit
Synonyms: housebreaker, thief, robber, scouser, victim, a relative of spit or slippy
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Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 21, 2019 1:13 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Feb 21, 2019 6:41 amThey can't help themselves.... unless they are helping themselves to other people's property.
This shit used to go on all the time when they had Spit the Scouse and Slippy Me in the side. Tbh I always thought it was one of them tipping off the burglars.
Collins Dictionary
burglar
(bɜːʳgləʳ )
Word forms: plural burglars
countable noun
Persons from Liverpool who enter a house or other building by force and nick shit
Synonyms: housebreaker, thief, robber, scouser, victim, a relative of spit or slippy
Quality mate.
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Oh no..Klippity's house has been broken into..thieves got away with his Sunday best teeth and six losers medals.
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I honestly despise the Chavs more than I do those two.
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I would rather shit an organ than see Tottenham win the League.
I actually hate Liverpool more than the Tottenham, but I could stomach seeing them win the League than the unwashed scummy wankers up the road.
Plus, my dad supports Spurs and I just couldn't take it.
I actually hate Liverpool more than the Tottenham, but I could stomach seeing them win the League than the unwashed scummy wankers up the road.
Plus, my dad supports Spurs and I just couldn't take it.
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Arsenal Till I Die wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:52 pmI would rather shit an organ than see Tottenham win the League.
I actually hate Liverpool more than the Tottenham, but I could stomach seeing them win the League than the unwashed scummy wankers up the road.
Plus, my dad supports Spurs and I just couldn't take it.
Wow, shitting a Yamaha is quite a thought......a brick is usually deemed enough
Btw there's no 'the' before Scum they are just scum, whereas we are the Arsenal
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I can't find the st totteringham day thread, so posted here.
Wouldn't it be the icing on the cake if we pipped the nomads over the coming matches, to finish ahead of them, 3rd or 4th.
Seemingly highly improbable, but not impossible.
Oh, the sweet, sweet irony if we managed the most unexpected St Totteringham Day ever, grasped from the clutches of the PL champs elect.
Yup, we're shite mostly this season, but so fvckin what? They are always shite and got lucky in 2-3 seasons.
Wouldn't it be the icing on the cake if we pipped the nomads over the coming matches, to finish ahead of them, 3rd or 4th.
Seemingly highly improbable, but not impossible.
Oh, the sweet, sweet irony if we managed the most unexpected St Totteringham Day ever, grasped from the clutches of the PL champs elect.
Yup, we're shite mostly this season, but so fvckin what? They are always shite and got lucky in 2-3 seasons.
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There would be a couple of punters on here dismayed by that mate!The Arsenal Way wrote: ↑Mon Feb 25, 2019 8:48 amI can't find the st totteringham day thread, so posted here.
Wouldn't it be the icing on the cake if we pipped the nomads over the coming matches, to finish ahead of them, 3rd or 4th.
Seemingly highly improbable, but not impossible.
Oh, the sweet, sweet irony if we managed the most unexpected St Totteringham Day ever, grasped from the clutches of the PL champs elect.
Yup, we're shite mostly this season, but so fvckin what? They are always shite and got lucky in 2-3 seasons.
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Feb 25, 2019 6:23 pmThere would be a couple of punters on here dismayed by that mate!The Arsenal Way wrote: ↑Mon Feb 25, 2019 8:48 amI can't find the st totteringham day thread, so posted here.
Wouldn't it be the icing on the cake if we pipped the nomads over the coming matches, to finish ahead of them, 3rd or 4th.
Seemingly highly improbable, but not impossible.
Oh, the sweet, sweet irony if we managed the most unexpected St Totteringham Day ever, grasped from the clutches of the PL champs elect.
Yup, we're shite mostly this season, but so fvckin what? They are always shite and got lucky in 2-3 seasons.
Fuck 'em.