Modern Football Bol**cks

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bunch wrote:
Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:41 am
I am confused. Did you mean Lucy the Dijk won bronze and was awarded a year supply of Virgisil? To keep her hou-ha clean, like.
They've made an absolute pigs ear of the headline. It's....."Lucy the virgin dyke won bronze"

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xisstential wrote:
Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:50 am
bunch wrote:
Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:41 am
I am confused. Did you mean Lucy the Dijk won bronze and was awarded a year supply of Virgisil? To keep her hou-ha clean, like.
They've made an absolute pigs ear of the headline. It's....."Lucy the virgin dyke won bronze"
Maybe it’s just as well Jordan Nobbs was injured for much of last season then :shock:

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As if we didn't already know he was a c unt Michael Owen has written a book so we can see just how much of a self deluded willy he is .
He says he didn't enjoy his last 6 or 7 years and couldn't wait to retire ,and was accused of riding the gravy train .
If he hadn't have blown all his money on card games and horses he might have been able too but he played on largely cos he was skint !
Of course who does he blame for this ,shockingly never himself !

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Ah rolling back the years, this just goes to prove that class is permanent :lol:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... -transfer/

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Herd wrote:
Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:20 am
As if we didn't already know he was a c unt Michael Owen has written a book so we can see just how much of a self deluded willy he is .
He says he didn't enjoy his last 6 or 7 years and couldn't wait to retire ,and was accused of riding the gravy train .
If he hadn't have blown all his money on card games and horses he might have been able too but he played on largely cos he was skint !
Of course who does he blame for this ,shockingly never himself !
I also read that he doesn't understand why the Victim fans were upset that he joined Manchester United

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At the end of the day football at lower levels isnt sustainable . Bury are a small cllub surrounded by many others including the 1 big and 1 wannabe mancs . A lot of other clubs in the area are in financial shit including Bolton and Blackburn and Oldham All these areas have massive unemployment and huge immigrant population who dont like football, and suffer from poor gates. TV is what ultimately kills them. They get very little from it whilst the premiership hoovers up the lions share . More clubs will fold or drop down like stockport county .

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Herd wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:58 pm
At the end of the day football at lower levels isnt sustainable . Bury are a small cllub surrounded by many others including the 1 big and 1 wannabe mancs . A lot of other clubs in the area are in financial shit including Bolton and Blackburn and Oldham All these areas have massive unemployment and huge immigrant population who dont like football, and suffer from poor gates. TV is what ultimately kills them. They get very little from it whilst the premiership hoovers up the lions share . More clubs will fold or drop down like stockport county .
Hopefully Stoke. 8)

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:43 pm
Ah rolling back the years, this just goes to prove that class is permanent :lol:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... -transfer/
Ah, Lord Fuckwit, the man that made Sanogoals look like Ian Wright. :oops: :roll:

One of the worst players to ever soil our famous jersey. Could not hit a barn with a cow. Had the first touch of a blind rapist. And the self delusion of a scum fan. Fucking moron. :censored:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:10 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:43 pm
Ah rolling back the years, this just goes to prove that class is permanent :lol:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... -transfer/
Ah, Lord Fuckwit, the man that made Sanogoals look like Ian Wright. :oops: :roll:

One of the worst players to ever soil our famous jersey. Could not hit a barn with a cow. Had the first touch of a blind rapist. And the self delusion of a scum fan. Fucking moron. :censored:
He scored plenty of goals and could have made it if he had taken his head out of his rectum and he still makes me laugh . We paid him 52 k a week when we extended his contract. Imagine that !

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Herd wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:08 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:10 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:43 pm
Ah rolling back the years, this just goes to prove that class is permanent :lol:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... -transfer/
Ah, Lord Fuckwit, the man that made Sanogoals look like Ian Wright. :oops: :roll:

One of the worst players to ever soil our famous jersey. Could not hit a barn with a cow. Had the first touch of a blind rapist. And the self delusion of a scum fan. Fucking moron. :censored:
He scored plenty of goals and could have made it if he had taken his head out of his rectum and he still makes me laugh . We paid him 52 k a week when we extended his contract. Imagine that !
Compared to Ozil that's almost good business.

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:34 pm
Herd wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:08 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:10 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:43 pm
Ah rolling back the years, this just goes to prove that class is permanent :lol:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... -transfer/
Ah, Lord Fuckwit, the man that made Sanogoals look like Ian Wright. :oops: :roll:

One of the worst players to ever soil our famous jersey. Could not hit a barn with a cow. Had the first touch of a blind rapist. And the self delusion of a scum fan. Fucking moron. :censored:
He scored plenty of goals and could have made it if he had taken his head out of his rectum and he still makes me laugh . We paid him 52 k a week when we extended his contract. Imagine that !
Compared to Ozil that's almost good business.
Steady on, tiger...... :lol:

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I had the misfortune to end up on the gaurdians football page, it’s like an alternative world where men’s football doesn’t exist and has been replaced by bulldykes waiting 90 minutes to munch each other. What a shambles.

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That fucking munter chav women's manager is really starting to puree my shit. :x

The ugly bitch is on the telly more than Alex Vacuous Scott ffs. :roll:

Not only does she look like a tubby mid op tranny she spits out football clichés at a rate of knots - all while trying to sound like a diamond geezer the silly fucking cùnt. :roll: :censored:

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xgtdec wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:12 pm
I had the misfortune to end up on the gaurdians football page, it’s like an alternative world where men’s football doesn’t exist and has been replaced by bulldykes waiting 90 minutes to munch each other. What a shambles.
:lol: :lol:

Sorry you had to experience that. Some claim the Guardian provides a balanced opinion while others realise it's just a fucking loony left rag populated by the likes of polly toynbee. Better to stick to the Sun for your footy news and gossip.

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We should probably change the title of this thread to "ALL modern football is bollocks".

:lol: :wink:

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