LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby DB10GOONER » Thu Feb 06, 2020 5:23 pm

"You're so childish" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over"
:coffeespit:

Some belters there Lefty but this one breaks me up in particular for some reason. :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:57 pm

"You're so childish" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over"
:coffeespit:

Some belters there Lefty but this one breaks me up in particular for some reason. :lol:
:lol:

I think your my last reader lol but yes that one is funny in a nerdy way :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby Jock Gooner » Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:41 pm

"You're so childish" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over"
:coffeespit:

Some belters there Lefty but this one breaks me up in particular for some reason. :lol:
:lol:

I think your my last reader lol but yes that one is funny in a nerdy way :lol:
I'm still in and enjoy having a read through your jokes although I didn't realise you were so 'needy' for feedback :wink: :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:08 pm

"You're so childish" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over"
:coffeespit:

Some belters there Lefty but this one breaks me up in particular for some reason. :lol:
:lol:

I think your my last reader lol but yes that one is funny in a nerdy way :lol:
I'm still in and enjoy having a read through your jokes although I didn't realise you were so 'needy' for feedback :wink: :lol:
:lol:

I thought it was common knowledge tbf :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby Jock Gooner » Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:09 pm

"You're so childish" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over"
:coffeespit:

Some belters there Lefty but this one breaks me up in particular for some reason. :lol:
:lol:

I think your my last reader lol but yes that one is funny in a nerdy way :lol:
I'm still in and enjoy having a read through your jokes although I didn't realise you were so 'needy' for feedback :wink: :lol:
:lol:

I thought it was common knowledge tbf :lol:

Common knowledge....nah, just a hunch shared by one or two on here as far as I was aware :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:25 am



:coffeespit:

Some belters there Lefty but this one breaks me up in particular for some reason. :lol:
:lol:

I think your my last reader lol but yes that one is funny in a nerdy way :lol:
I'm still in and enjoy having a read through your jokes although I didn't realise you were so 'needy' for feedback :wink: :lol:
:lol:

I thought it was common knowledge tbf :lol:

Common knowledge....nah, just a hunch shared by one or two on here as far as I was aware :lol:
I'm just spit balling here (not the kind of spit balling Augie does :shock: ) but the two are you and DB isn't it :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby Jock Gooner » Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:15 am



:lol:

I think your my last reader lol but yes that one is funny in a nerdy way :lol:
I'm still in and enjoy having a read through your jokes although I didn't realise you were so 'needy' for feedback :wink: :lol:
:lol:

I thought it was common knowledge tbf :lol:

Common knowledge....nah, just a hunch shared by one or two on here as far as I was aware :lol:
I'm just spit balling here (not the kind of spit balling Augie does :shock: ) but the two are you and DB isn't it :lol:

What....no.

Er......absolutely not, no, no way........well maybe, sort of, aw sheeeiiiiiiiiit :-P

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Feb 10, 2020 5:48 pm



I'm still in and enjoy having a read through your jokes although I didn't realise you were so 'needy' for feedback :wink: :lol:
:lol:

I thought it was common knowledge tbf :lol:

Common knowledge....nah, just a hunch shared by one or two on here as far as I was aware :lol:
I'm just spit balling here (not the kind of spit balling Augie does :shock: ) but the two are you and DB isn't it :lol:

What....no.

Er......absolutely not, no, no way........well maybe, sort of, aw sheeeiiiiiiiiit :-P
I stand accused. And just a tad aroused. :shock:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:24 am



:lol:

I thought it was common knowledge tbf :lol:

Common knowledge....nah, just a hunch shared by one or two on here as far as I was aware :lol:
I'm just spit balling here (not the kind of spit balling Augie does :shock: ) but the two are you and DB isn't it :lol:

What....no.

Er......absolutely not, no, no way........well maybe, sort of, aw sheeeiiiiiiiiit :-P
I stand accused. And just a tad aroused. :shock:
:shock:

:lol:

Cue Rodders :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby Jock Gooner » Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:15 am

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

Is it nearly Friday yet, is it, is it :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby DB10GOONER » Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:00 pm




Common knowledge....nah, just a hunch shared by one or two on here as far as I was aware :lol:
I'm just spit balling here (not the kind of spit balling Augie does :shock: ) but the two are you and DB isn't it :lol:

What....no.

Er......absolutely not, no, no way........well maybe, sort of, aw sheeeiiiiiiiiit :-P
I stand accused. And just a tad aroused. :shock:
:shock:

:lol:

Cue Rodders :lol:
Cued rodders? I drilled his brown in the back pocket old boy! :shock:

:lol: :wink:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Wed Feb 12, 2020 9:23 am



I'm just spit balling here (not the kind of spit balling Augie does :shock: ) but the two are you and DB isn't it :lol:

What....no.

Er......absolutely not, no, no way........well maybe, sort of, aw sheeeiiiiiiiiit :-P
I stand accused. And just a tad aroused. :shock:
:shock:

:lol:

Cue Rodders :lol:
Cued rodders? I drilled his brown in the back pocket old boy! :shock:

:lol: :wink:
:shock: :lol:

Poor old Rodster :cry:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby Jock Gooner » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:22 am

:asleep_at_work:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby corkbarry » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:20 pm

Seriously, a full page of posters brown nosing each other,where are the f**ing jokes :banghead:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:36 pm

Seriously, a full page of posters brown nosing each other,where are the f**ing jokes :banghead:
Sorry bazzer, I've been helping my brother build his house and been finishing midnight every night including last night so only had enough energy to engage in light banter with pinky and perky (see no brown nosing here :wink: ).

Ok some right silly jokes coming up and a controversial one that will probably get deleted.


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