DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Sep 17, 2020 5:43 pmJock Gooner wrote: ↑Thu Sep 17, 2020 1:27 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:14 pmOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:37 amps: Apparently Putin likes everything in 'triplicate'.
Quality Bard quality. This why you are my campaign manager.
Any chance we can Novichok the puppy murdering bastard Retro Kanye Trump?
#justathought
Hang on. Retro got the most votes but you won DB Ring any bells Whose the real Trump boy round here
#justathought
Damn. Someone call the FBI. What you mean I disbanded them?
Murica.
Poll - Who is club foot Xhaka’s detractor-in-chief ?
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Uh! Oh! a dissenting voice... tut! Tut! Jock Gooner will need to 'ave an interview with the KGB are now interested in this team'Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Thu Sep 17, 2020 1:27 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:14 pmOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:37 amps: Apparently Putin likes everything in 'triplicate'.
Quality Bard quality. This why you are my campaign manager.
Any chance we can Novichok the puppy murdering bastard Retro Kanye Trump?
#justathought
Hang on. Retro got the most votes but you won DB Ring any bells Whose the real Trump boy round here
#justathought
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OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:34 pmUh! Oh! a dissenting voice... tut! Tut! Jock Gooner will need to 'ave an interview with the KGB are now interested in this team'Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Thu Sep 17, 2020 1:27 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:14 pmOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:37 amps: Apparently Putin likes everything in 'triplicate'.
Quality Bard quality. This why you are my campaign manager.
Any chance we can Novichok the puppy murdering bastard Retro Kanye Trump?
#justathought
Hang on. Retro got the most votes but you won DB Ring any bells Whose the real Trump boy round here
#justathought
Good to hear from you OBG.
My post was 2 days ago so I thought you were probably 'in the basement' by now having your toenails pulled out for being too slow to defend your boss
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Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:01 pmOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:34 pmUh! Oh! a dissenting voice... tut! Tut! Jock Gooner will need to 'ave an interview with the KGB are now interested in this team'Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Thu Sep 17, 2020 1:27 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:14 pmOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:37 amps: Apparently Putin likes everything in 'triplicate'.
Quality Bard quality. This why you are my campaign manager.
Any chance we can Novichok the puppy murdering bastard Retro Kanye Trump?
#justathought
Hang on. Retro got the most votes but you won DB Ring any bells Whose the real Trump boy round here
#justathought
Good to hear from you OBG.
My post was 2 days ago so I thought you were probably 'in the basement' by now having your toenails pulled out for being too slow to defend your boss
Hmmmm! How to say this without incriminating myself or my Employers (FSB inc)...
I do the Pulling ( and we're not talking the Rodders kind of pulling here) not the other way around... Hope you've either got a good hidden hole or good health insurance cough! cough!
Have you never noticed the similarity
OBG - KGB
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The gormless cuntard was at his "best" last night. Honestly the worst player I've ever seen in our jersey. Just an abysmal cùnt.
I've never wanted to see an Arsenal player injured (OK except for maybe Fat Santos as he felated VanJudasCunt at old shatford) but I now fantasise about Xhakatard severing his ACL.
I'll be banging away on the missus and just as I hit the vinegar strokes she'll gasp "DB are you fucking thinking about Xhakatard getting crippled again ffs?!"
True story.
I've never wanted to see an Arsenal player injured (OK except for maybe Fat Santos as he felated VanJudasCunt at old shatford) but I now fantasise about Xhakatard severing his ACL.
I'll be banging away on the missus and just as I hit the vinegar strokes she'll gasp "DB are you fucking thinking about Xhakatard getting crippled again ffs?!"
True story.
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Vinegar strokes not heard that one in a whileDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Sep 29, 2020 7:34 amThe gormless cuntard was at his "best" last night. Honestly the worst player I've ever seen in our jersey. Just an abysmal cùnt.
I've never wanted to see an Arsenal player injured (OK except for maybe Fat Santos as he felated VanJudasCunt at old shatford) but I now fantasise about Xhakatard severing his ACL.
I'll be banging away on the missus and just as I hit the vinegar strokes she'll gasp "DB are you fucking thinking about Xhakatard getting crippled again ffs?!"
True story.
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Sep 29, 2020 7:34 amThe gormless cuntard was at his "best" last night. Honestly the worst player I've ever seen in our jersey. Just an abysmal cùnt.
I've never wanted to see an Arsenal player injured (OK except for maybe Fat Santos as he felated VanJudasCunt at old shatford) but I now fantasise about Xhakatard severing his ACL.
I'll be banging away on the missus and just as I hit the vinegar strokes she'll gasp "DB are you fucking thinking about Xhakatard getting crippled again ffs?!"
True story.
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Hmmm, a psychologist might suggest an element of unrequited man love there if you are thinking about Xhaka on the vinegar stroke DB.....just sayingDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Sep 29, 2020 7:34 amThe gormless cuntard was at his "best" last night. Honestly the worst player I've ever seen in our jersey. Just an abysmal cùnt.
I've never wanted to see an Arsenal player injured (OK except for maybe Fat Santos as he felated VanJudasCunt at old shatford) but I now fantasise about Xhakatard severing his ACL.
I'll be banging away on the missus and just as I hit the vinegar strokes she'll gasp "DB are you fucking thinking about Xhakatard getting crippled again ffs?!"
True story.
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Sep 29, 2020 7:34 amThe gormless cuntard was at his "best" last night. Honestly the worst player I've ever seen in our jersey. Just an abysmal cùnt.
I've never wanted to see an Arsenal player injured (OK except for maybe Fat Santos as he felated VanJudasCunt at old shatford) but I now fantasise about Xhakatard severing his ACL.
I'll be banging away on the missus and just as I hit the vinegar strokes she'll gasp "DB are you in yet???"
True story.
Just HAD to be done.
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On the Anfield pitch last night between the fulltime whistle and penalties .
Xhaka : " Can I take one of those penalty thingys?"
Arteta " Not a hope"
Xhaka "Why I'm captain after all"
Arteta " A penalty has to be kicked forward "
Xhaka " Sorry you lost me there"
Xhaka : " Can I take one of those penalty thingys?"
Arteta " Not a hope"
Xhaka "Why I'm captain after all"
Arteta " A penalty has to be kicked forward "
Xhaka " Sorry you lost me there"
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Bradywasking wrote: ↑Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:31 pmOn the Anfield pitch last night between the fulltime whistle and penalties .
Xhaka : " Can I take one of those penalty thingys?"
Arteta " Not a hope"
Xhaka "Why I'm captain after all"
Arteta " A penalty has to be kicked forward "
Xhaka " Sorry you lost me there"
It was every fucking time wasn’t it, even when he had time and space to go forward his automatic impulse was backwards
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It was inbred into him whilst he was sucking wenker's cock.StuartL wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 8:51 amBradywasking wrote: ↑Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:31 pmOn the Anfield pitch last night between the fulltime whistle and penalties .
Xhaka : " Can I take one of those penalty thingys?"
Arteta " Not a hope"
Xhaka "Why I'm captain after all"
Arteta " A penalty has to be kicked forward "
Xhaka " Sorry you lost me there"
It was every fucking time wasn’t it, even when he had time and space to go forward his automatic impulse was backwards
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The minute the gormless vegetable came on today we looked panic stricken on the ball in every position.
How deep can this fuckwit suck a cock? I mean can he wrap his tongue around your balls while throating your schlonger? What the fuck else can it be that gets him picked to play?
We have poor to average players like Maitland-Bendtner, Hillier Mk2, Sideshow Chav, Kolossalsnatch and Elninny and NONE of them on their WORST FUCKING DAY IS AS COMPLETELY FUCKING SHIT AS FUCKING XHAKATARD.
How deep can this fuckwit suck a cock? I mean can he wrap his tongue around your balls while throating your schlonger? What the fuck else can it be that gets him picked to play?
We have poor to average players like Maitland-Bendtner, Hillier Mk2, Sideshow Chav, Kolossalsnatch and Elninny and NONE of them on their WORST FUCKING DAY IS AS COMPLETELY FUCKING SHIT AS FUCKING XHAKATARD.
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Yep, it's uncanny, but his very presence changed the solid (though awfully dull) structure of the team and is it just coincidence that they scored after his entry into the game?DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 8:48 pmThe minute the gormless vegetable came on today we looked panic stricken on the ball in every position.
How deep can this fuckwit suck a cock? I mean can he wrap his tongue around your balls while throating your schlonger? What the fuck else can it be that gets him picked to play?
We have poor to average players like Maitland-Bendtner, Hillier Mk2, Sideshow Chav, Kolossalsnatch and Elninny and NONE of them on their WORST FUCKING DAY IS AS COMPLETELY FUCKING SHIT AS FUCKING XHAKATARD.
I made a point of watching exactly where he was and what he was doing from the moment he came on and he seems to make a clear effort to make sure he's not involved in proceedings. When he does receive the ball (usually only when we're under no pressure and it's being casually played around at the back), he can't wait to get rid of it, generally backwards.
I was thinking a while back that there's an ideal tactic for any opposition team who has realised what a liability the guy is......when we're playing out from the back, press every arsenal player, but leave Xhaka absolutely unmarked, so that he is always going to be the one who receives the ball. As soon as that ball is on its way to him, have two forwards hare at him at full speed. Mark my words, his panic would be absolutely apparent and he'd get robbed of the ball or hastily hoof it dangerously anywhere. If other teams cotton on to this bloke and deliberately target him, then we'll concede goals as a result.
Fuck me, I've gotta get this bloke out of my head !