LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

My wife is a Judge.

Well not professionally...

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

A misjudged kiss on the lips by a middle aged man, rendered the Women's World Cup irrelevant.

As it should.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

My doctor says I have the biggest inferiority complex he has ever seen.

Finally, I'm better at something than everyone else.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

There are many forms of mental health conditions

Anxiety

Depression

Schizophrenia

Bipolar

Getting Caught.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

The wife told me the cat needed to be chipped.

I only had a nine iron, but I still got it over the shed.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Avoid dying on the ocean floor in a little sub by being poor.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Must be heartbreaking for Philip Schofield trying to get used to normal life, getting up, making breakfast, getting his boyfriend ready for school...

[DB10GOONER]

Must be heartbreaking for Philip Schofield trying to get used to normal life, getting up, making breakfast, getting his boyfriend ready for school...

[OneBardGooner]

Mason Greenwood leaves Manchester United by mutual consent.

He had to ask his lawyer what consent meant!

Nice One Lefty!

[OneBardGooner]

ps: Thank-you for those Lefty... You is a fuckin' STAR!

[Midz]

The wife told me the cat needed to be chipped.

I only had a nine iron, but I still got it over the shed.

[DB10GOONER]

A misjudged kiss on the lips by a middle aged man, rendered the Women's World Cup irrelevant.

As it should.

Superb.

[Block93]

I recently sold a few copies of 'Osteopath Monthly', as I had some back issues.

[DB10GOONER]

I recently sold a few copies of 'Osteopath Monthly', as I had some back issues.

My herniated disks, bulging disks, and stenosis all say yay!!

[scotgooner]

Some absolutely hilarious ones on the last few pages ... keep it up , always good for a laugh on here!