Forum Issues - Crap Basically

[BobbyPires7]

'49, 49 minutes to load. 49, 49 for one page!.'

[BobbyPires7]

The Unloadables.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

What's (buffering 21%) the (buffering 45%) best way (buffering 69%) to lose (buffering 86%) a (buffering 100%) hard-on?

[DB10GOONER]

DB built this forum with his bare hands and was forced to ban all the best posters just to raise enough revenue to keep the place afloat. He has earned the right to leave when he feels that it is the right time to call it a day.

DBKB

[DB10GOONER]

Anyway DB, can you ask Rob if the trouble with the site was down to special circumstances, or was it simply an accident?

Can you please ask him to take the technical side to the next level.

Oh and if he doesn't, then we'll spend 24 hours a day, every day, looking for a super top, top quality IT manager.

But.... um.... what is the next level?

[DB10GOONER]

What's (buffering 21%) the (buffering 45%) best way (buffering 69%) to lose (buffering 86%) a (buffering 100%) hard-on?

[DB10GOONER]

Can't keep responding to these brilliant one liners, I'll be here all night. Honestly some of the funniest shit on here in ages! Top work lads.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Can't keep responding to these brilliant one liners, I'll be here all night. Honestly some of the funniest shit on here in ages! Top work lads.

So will we, mate; that's the bloody problem.


'Six pound fifty down the drain, forums crashed again!' '

[BobbyPires7]

Can't keep responding to these brilliant one liners, I'll be here all night. Honestly some of the funniest shit on here in ages! Top work lads.

So will we, mate; that's the bloody problem.


'Six pound fifty down the drain, forums crashed again!' '

[DB10GOONER]

Can't keep responding to these brilliant one liners, I'll be here all night. Honestly some of the funniest shit on here in ages! Top work lads.

So will we, mate; that's the bloody problem.


'Six pound fifty down the drain, forums crashed again!' '

Quality.

[DB10GOONER]

Anyhow, had a chat with Rob last night and there is nothing at the forum end that is causing this intermittent slow loading. I find it comes and goes every few weeks. It can be fine for weeks on end and then one or two days it'll just slow down badly.

It could be any number of things, but one thing an IT mate said to me years ago was accessing the interwebs on your phone can be more problematic than by pc.

Your phone's cache or RAM might be full or near full and as phone owners we tend to clear cache info less often or not at all compard to when we use pc or laptops. This will slow your phone in general and affect Internet access.

Also if you have a lot of apps on your phone many will run in the background even when "closed" and that also slows your device down.

Add in auto updates that might be running without your knowledge - all these things or a combination of a few of them can be the cause.

And then you add in possible bandwidth congestion at times when everyone in your area is on the interwebs.

Etc etc etc.

[rodders999]

DB turned down the modding job on the Real Madrid forum to keep the lights on here you ungrateful bastards. If the big wigs from OG towers gave him £100m to improve this place he would hand it back because signing new members who would make rational, well thought out, informative posts would kill Augie and OBG

[xgtdec]

In fairness we have been voted the 4th best forum which in its own way is like a trophy......and with an expected posts target that we are meeting im not sure what all the complaints are about.

[Retro Gunner]

Some quality stuff on here.

[Retro Gunner]

Anyhow, had a chat with Rob last night and there is nothing at the forum end that is causing this intermittent slow loading. I find it comes and goes every few weeks. It can be fine for weeks on end and then one or two days it'll just slow down badly.

It could be any number of things, but one thing an IT mate said to me years ago was accessing the interwebs on your phone can be more problematic than by pc.

Your phone's cache or RAM might be full or near full and as phone owners we tend to clear cache info less often or not at all compard to when we use pc or laptops. This will slow your phone in general and affect Internet access.

Also if you have a lot of apps on your phone many will run in the background even when "closed" and that also slows your device down.

Add in auto updates that might be running without your knowledge - all these things or a combination of a few of them can be the cause.

And then you add in possible bandwidth congestion at times when everyone in your area is on the interwebs.

Etc etc etc.

Is that you Arsene?? It clearly was “special circumstances”, blah blah blah.

Overall I think we need to rename you DB Wenger.