MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
- Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER
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MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Due to buying my season ticket, I agreed that she could go on holiday with her mates while I stay at home. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but her mates are a bunch of tarts. there of to Ibiza. the sex capital of europe. And they say what happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza. 10 bloody days.
I worry. I worry.
I fear it might be all over when she comes back. Truth is she cant really hide a lie to well.
Heres to hoping my season ticket was worth the sacrafice of a holiday ive been promising for 2 years.
I worry. I worry.
I fear it might be all over when she comes back. Truth is she cant really hide a lie to well.
Heres to hoping my season ticket was worth the sacrafice of a holiday ive been promising for 2 years.
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Just make sure to tell her that the guys wear protection and she has some morning after pills. (just in case, you know guys don't like wearing them).....all sorted
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I suppose you have to ask yourself.......would you cheat on her if you went away to Ibiza with some mates......therein lies the answer
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
You're all sorted fella.Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:Due to buying my season ticket, I agreed that she could go on holiday with her mates while I stay at home. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but her mates are a bunch of tarts. there of to Ibiza. the sex capital of europe. And they say what happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza. 10 bloody days.
If she's on the rag while she's over there you've got no worries.
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In all seriousness though: that is one deal I would not have made. She gets to have a good time in the sun, whilst you get to be frustrated both during the time she's away and during the season!!
On the otherhand, if you were getting fed up with her and needed a little break - during which time you might get a bit of 'action on the side' yourself * - then it might not have been too bad a compromise.
(* These are the personal thoughts of IHH only and do not necessarily represent the opinions or indeed moral standards of the Online Gooner)
On the otherhand, if you were getting fed up with her and needed a little break - during which time you might get a bit of 'action on the side' yourself * - then it might not have been too bad a compromise.
(* These are the personal thoughts of IHH only and do not necessarily represent the opinions or indeed moral standards of the Online Gooner)
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but you let her go to America for a month?kingjayson1 wrote:Wow. You are off your rocker. There is no way my lady would be going to Ibiza
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