A song for twitchy

DUFFMAN · Post by **DUFFMAN** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:07 pm

We all know everyone hates the lyrics to the chamakh song but its undoubtedly a great tune for football. So..... What about changing the lyrics in time for the NLD in feb?

He can't read, he can't write
He's locked in a cell, ev-ery night
He don't pay tax, and he can't use a fax
His face is made out of melted wax
Nananana nananana

Feel free to change or alter it
We can't let this baggy faced tosser to get off lightly when they come to us.

MK Gould · Post by **MK Gould** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:44 pm

DUFFMAN wrote:We all know everyone hates the lyrics to the chamakh song but its undoubtedly a great tune for football. So..... What about changing the lyrics in time for the NLD in feb?

He can't read, he can't write
He's locked in a cell, ev-ery night
He don't pay tax, and he can't use a fax
His face is made out of melted wax
Nananana nananana

Feel free to change or alter it
We can't let this baggy faced tosser to get off lightly when they come to us.

Looking forward to it already.... Has all the makings of similar taunting of David Pleat many years ago.....albeit that the offence was a little different

!

Any chance of a big banner with something like:

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:02 pm

DUFFMAN wrote:We all know everyone hates the lyrics to the chamakh song but its undoubtedly a great tune for football. So..... What about changing the lyrics in time for the NLD in feb?

He can't read, he can't write
He's locked in a cell, ev-ery night
He don't pay tax, and he can't use a fax
His face is made out of melted wax
Nananana nananana

Feel free to change or alter it
We can't let this baggy faced tosser to get off lightly when they come to us.

Yes, yes it is.

Who's that dying on the carpet,
Who's that dying on the floor,
It's Harry Redknapp on his back,
From a prison knife attack
And he ain't going Tottenham any more.

No income tax, no VAT,
No Premier League points off Man City,
In the dock, face so pale,
'Arry Redknapp's off to jail!

Na na na na na na na na na 'Arry's going down, going down, 'Arry's going down!

He's getting shagged in the showers, shagged in the showers...

He pays tax when he wants, pays tax when he wants, Harry Redknapp, pays tax when he wants!

One man and his bar of soap...............

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to see Redknapp put away.

If you've all paid your taxes clap your hands.... [/i]

MK Gould · Post by **MK Gould** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:06 pm

SWLGooner wrote:
DUFFMAN wrote:We all know everyone hates the lyrics to the chamakh song but its undoubtedly a great tune for football. So..... What about changing the lyrics in time for the NLD in feb?

He can't read, he can't write
He's locked in a cell, ev-ery night
He don't pay tax, and he can't use a fax
His face is made out of melted wax
Nananana nananana

Feel free to change or alter it
We can't let this baggy faced tosser to get off lightly when they come to us.
Yes, yes it is.

Who's that dying on the carpet,
Who's that dying on the floor,
It's Harry Redknapp on his back,
From a prison knife attack
And he ain't going Tottenham any more.

No income tax, no VAT,
No Premier League points off Man City,
In the dock, face so pale,
'Arry Redknapp's off to jail!

Na na na na na na na na na 'Arry's going down, going down, 'Arry's going down!

He's getting shagged in the showers, shagged in the showers...

He pays tax when he wants, pays tax when he wants, Harry Redknapp, pays tax when he wants!

One man and his bar of soap...............

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to see Redknapp put away.

If you've all paid your taxes clap your hands.... [/i]

Stand up if you pay your tax.....

DUFFMAN · Post by **DUFFMAN** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:26 pm

Why again with the man city reference?

I did one without it months ago

No income tax, no vat
No money back, it wasn't me
Black or white, rich or poor
Bang goes twitchys prison doooooor

Fuck singing about city.

SCREAM AIM FIRE · Post by **SCREAM AIM FIRE** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:29 pm

DUFFMAN wrote:Why again with the man city reference?

I did one without it months ago

No income tax, no vat
No money back, it wasn't me
Black or white, rich or poor
Bang goes twitchys prison doooooor

Fuck singing about city.

Especially when we'll be getting none off them lol.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:33 pm

DUFFMAN wrote:Why again with the man city reference?

I did one without it months ago

No income tax, no vat
No money back, it wasn't me
Black or white, rich or poor
Bang goes twitchys prison doooooor

Fuck singing about city.

Alright then, calm down mate

DUFFMAN · Post by **DUFFMAN** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:57 pm

No income tax, no vat
No money back, it was Ro-sie
Can't read or write, now I'm poor
Bang goes redknapps prison doooor

Post by **HashKads** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:07 am

DUFFMAN wrote:No income tax, no vat
No money back, it was Ro-sie
Can't read or write, now I'm poor
Bang goes redknapps prison doooor

Yeah that's the best so far. The second line is much better on this one.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:29 am

kingjayson1 wrote:
DUFFMAN wrote:No income tax, no vat
No money back, it was Ro-sie
Can't read or write, now I'm poor
Bang goes redknapps prison doooor
Yeah that's the best so far. The second line is much better on this one.

True.

I have a feeling the last two lines won't catch on as too many people know the 'in the dock...' version.

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:43 am

MK Gould wrote:
DUFFMAN wrote:We all know everyone hates the lyrics to the chamakh song but its undoubtedly a great tune for football. So..... What about changing the lyrics in time for the NLD in feb?

He can't read, he can't write
He's locked in a cell, ev-ery night
He don't pay tax, and he can't use a fax
His face is made out of melted wax
Nananana nananana

Feel free to change or alter it
We can't let this baggy faced tosser to get off lightly when they come to us.
Looking forward to it already.... Has all the makings of similar taunting of David Pleat many years ago.....albeit that the offence was a little different !

Any chance of a big banner with something like:

Nope

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:48 am

Some quality work, lads.

But SWL, mate. It's "raped" in the showers, not "shagged" in the showers. According to FrankSav they rape you in the showers but not so much of the shagging... or indeed the kissing.

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:13 am

MK Gould wrote:Any chance of a big banner with something like:

Would be removed within 30 secs & probably replaced by a banner offering 'Arry the support, love & best wishes of AFC knowing our club these days

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:15 am

Dan_85 wrote:
MK Gould wrote:Any chance of a big banner with something like:

Would be removed within 30 secs & probably replaced by a banner offering 'Arry the support, love & best wishes of AFC knowing our club these days

Dan break out the PS skills and put 'Arry's face on that, mate.

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:19 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:
MK Gould wrote:Any chance of a big banner with something like:

Would be removed within 30 secs & probably replaced by a banner offering 'Arry the support, love & best wishes of AFC knowing our club these days
Dan break out the PS skills and put 'Arry's face on that, mate.

Will do this evening! Just about to go to work. If anyone else fancies doing it before then please do....

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