The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

[Top Londoner]

The evil fucker(s) who have just detonated 2 bombs at the Boston Marathon

No news on injuries/fatalities yet, but lets hope it's not too severe

Fuck. Just seeing this on the news headlines.

sub-human c unts

[DB10GOONER]

666. Pardullis. He's a combo! Hope they both get fucking sacked. Arseholes.

I feel a renaming coming on....

[northbank123]

8990. Every *word censored* who thinks that they're entitled to claim that they're "die-hard CCFC" by virtue of having set foot in south-East Wales. I'm sure it's the same everywhere to an extent but 80-90% of people I know that 'support' Cardiff are also 'massive' United or Liverpool fans. The same people whose dream it was to see United win the CL again in 2008 are now saying it's their dream to see Cardiff in the Prem.

[storrmin571]

I am taking credit for Cardiffs promotion as I have not set foot in the ground all season. Happy they are up though.

[Lee1]

8991- Cardiff fans...can't wait the joy of seeing them (not) at The Grove next season.

[Top Londoner]

666. Pardullis. He's a combo! Hope they both get fucking sacked. Arseholes.

I feel a renaming coming on....

Pardullis. Yes, it's got a certain ring to it.
How about pard-ullis-am (allardyce)?
Meh, sounds a bit polite now, dunnit.

[mcdowell42]

8992 racist bankers

[MegaGooner]

pard-ullis-am (allardyce)?
Meh, sounds a bit polite now, dunnit.

It should be pard-ulis-rus(Walrus )

Sounds like a proper dinosaur too....

[MegaGooner]

8993. Anyone who learns how to build a bomb.
8994. Anyone who kills innocent human beings to make a point, I hope you rot in hell.

[MegaGooner]

8992 racist bankers

Is Frank back

[MegaGooner]

8995. Insomnia.......ffs, the last time I slept was Sunday night.

[DB10GOONER]

8995. Insomnia.......ffs, the last time I slept was Sunday night.

You have my genuine sympathy, mate. Been there, bought the T-shirt and then sat there staring at it for 72 hours.

I did find one way to break an extended insomnia cycle is to get shit faced. You'll black out, get a type of sleep (not great) and feel like shit the next day, but you should then get proper sleep that night. Works for me.

Should point out I'm not a doctor though!

[Top Londoner]

8995. Insomnia.......ffs, the last time I slept was Sunday night.

Bloody heck mate. That is real bad.
Have you tried going for a walk? It can help.
Or reading a book in bed.
Good luck with it.

[GranadaJoe]

8996 Adebarndoor, who is concerned that the harmony in the Citeh squad may begin to worsen if they don't keep winning.
A sentence with Adebarndoor and lack of harmony in the same sentence. Who'd have thought it? It's a bit like Fergie accusing other managers of trying to intimidate referees.

[GranadaJoe]

8997. Alex Sheepshead Song. Not happy at lack of first team opportunities. What did he fucking expect?. Drop Iniesta, or Xavi, or Busquets or Messi? He was bought to play the last ten minutes when Barca are 3-0 up, which is the most he's up to.
And to suggest that he wants to come back. Fuck Off!!!!! You were useless, are useless and will always be useless. Enjoy the sunshine and keep that bench warm.