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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: Note to self "wash cock"
Knowing you, mate - and from what augie has told me - you could have just left that there.
Augie's missus will tell you I wipe my cock on his curtains on the way out, is that what you mean
I hope you didn't have the audacity to use augie's own step ladder to reach those curtains, mate! Ploughing a man's wife is one thing, but using his tools is going too far, even for a dirty little Ewok.
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: Note to self "wash cock"
Knowing you, mate - and from what augie has told me - you could have just left that there.
Augie's missus will tell you I wipe my cock on his curtains on the way out, is that what you mean
I hope you didn't have the audacity to use augie's own step ladder to reach those curtains, mate! Ploughing a man's wife is one thing, but using his tools is going too far, even for a dirty little Ewok.
That's weird cos I never needed your ladder to reach your curtains
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: Note to self "wash cock"
Knowing you, mate - and from what augie has told me - you could have just left that there.
Augie's missus will tell you I wipe my cock on his curtains on the way out, is that what you mean
I hope you didn't have the audacity to use augie's own step ladder to reach those curtains, mate! Ploughing a man's wife is one thing, but using his tools is going too far, even for a dirty little Ewok.
That's weird cos I never needed your ladder to reach your curtains
I know and my fucking missus is still giving out about the stains you left on those curtains!! Oh, and the size of your tiny cock.
Hadn't thought of that, Note to self "wash cock before scuba diving" 
Oh, and the size of your tiny cock. 
