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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:22 pmHave you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next 20 years ffs.
Oh wow that's out of order. I sense a well deserved ban coming your way.........but then again your probably rightRetro Gunner wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:27 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:22 pmHave you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next 20 years ffs.
From what I hear, that won't be necessary.....the middle aged men's ones that you already have, will be just fine.
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:14 pmWe were toying with a more "optical" name like "Clint FC" but in all caps thusly:Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:41 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:45 pmThe Dublin Vadgetastics.Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:39 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:22 pm
Have you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next 20 years ffs.
Good to see that you've given it some thought. I say fu.ck it just do it - what have you got to loseWhat are you going to call yourselves
More than "some thought" my friend.
I'll keep an eye out for your results
The Dublin Vadgetarians
CLINT FC
Nominally a tribute to Clint Eastwood but also a social commentary art instalation piece that the hipster snowflake arsemonkeys can get behind and that the rest of us can have a good old childish giggle about.
(Also a suitable reference to a girly song that seems appropriate to the subject matter )Not a moob between us. We are all mostly vain middle aged gym arseholes too.Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:27 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:22 pmHave you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next 20 years ffs.
From what I hear, that won't be necessary.....the middle aged men's ones that you already have, will be just fine.
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:39 pmNot a moob between us. We are all mostly vain middle aged gym arseholes too.Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:27 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:22 pmHave you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next 20 years ffs.
From what I hear, that won't be necessary.....the middle aged men's ones that you already have, will be just fine.
Although I always had a suspicion that my mate Barry has a vagina hidden away.....
Oh yeah. Most def.Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:48 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:39 pmNot a moob between us. We are all mostly vain middle aged gym arseholes too.Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:27 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:22 pmHave you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next 20 years ffs.
From what I hear, that won't be necessary.....the middle aged men's ones that you already have, will be just fine.
Although I always had a suspicion that my mate Barry has a vagina hidden away.....
That's not a suspicion though is it ?.......You know don't you ?!
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:14 pm
We were toying with a more "optical" name like "Clint FC" but in all caps thusly:
CLINT FC
Nominally a tribute to Clint Eastwood but also a social commentary art instalation piece that the hipster snowflake arsemonkeys can get behind and that the rest of us can have a good old childish giggle about.
Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:48 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:39 pmNot a moob between us. We are all mostly vain middle aged gym arseholes too.Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:27 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:22 pmHave you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next 20 years ffs.
From what I hear, that won't be necessary.....the middle aged men's ones that you already have, will be just fine.
Although I always had a suspicion that my mate Barry has a vagina hidden away.....
That's not a suspicion though is it ?.......You know don't you ?!
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Nov 21, 2019 5:54 pmRetro Gunner wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:48 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:39 pmNot a moob between us. We are all mostly vain middle aged gym arseholes too.Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:27 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:22 pm
Have you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next 20 years ffs.
From what I hear, that won't be necessary.....the middle aged men's ones that you already have, will be just fine.
Although I always had a suspicion that my mate Barry has a vagina hidden away.....
That's not a suspicion though is it ?.......You know don't you ?!
I think you may have put your finger on it there!
Don't you judge me!!Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Thu Nov 21, 2019 5:58 pmOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Nov 21, 2019 5:54 pmRetro Gunner wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:48 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:39 pmNot a moob between us. We are all mostly vain middle aged gym arseholes too.Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:27 pm
From what I hear, that won't be necessary.....the middle aged men's ones that you already have, will be just fine.
Although I always had a suspicion that my mate Barry has a vagina hidden away.....
That's not a suspicion though is it ?.......You know don't you ?!
I think you may have put your finger on it there!
DB definitely has. Poor ol’ Barry, sexually assaulted in the team bath !
Personally (and I don't wish to cause offence with this) I think it should be played naked.goonersid wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:56 pmI’ve always believed that womens football should be based on looks as opposed to any sort of ability (a bit like girlbands)
So the WPL would have all the best looking players and the players would get uglier and uglier the further down the leagues you go!
This would certainly make the WPL a bit more watchable on tv.
Mmmmm scunthorpe!goonersid wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:56 pmI’ve always believed that womens football should be based on looks as opposed to any sort of ability (a bit like girlbands)
So the WPL would have all the best looking players and the players would get uglier and uglier the further down the leagues you go!
This would certainly make the WPL a bit more watchable on tv.
Especially on cold winter days & nights when Nips Go Hard!DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:18 pmPersonally (and I don't wish to cause offence with this) I think it should be played naked.goonersid wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:56 pmI’ve always believed that womens football should be based on looks as opposed to any sort of ability (a bit like girlbands)
So the WPL would have all the best looking players and the players would get uglier and uglier the further down the leagues you go!
This would certainly make the WPL a bit more watchable on tv.
Please ignore the word "don't" above.
