ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[DB10GOONER]

PS - The only Irish seen in our village are the flytippers.

And the ones that have fucked every woman you know. Every single woman you know. Sure begorrah tis what we do and all and all.

[DB10GOONER]

PS - The only Irish seen in our village are the flytippers.

did they offer to tarmac your drive ?

They tarmac'd all your women with their special jizz tarmac. Your Ingerlish slags love that Oirish cock. LOVE it.

[BobbyPires7]

PS - The only Irish seen in our village are the flytippers.

did they offer to tarmac your drive ?

They tarmac'd all your women with their special jizz tarmac. Your Ingerlish slags love that Oirish cock. LOVE it.

Didn’t know Kevin Keegan was Irish.

[DB10GOONER]

PS - The only Irish seen in our village are the flytippers.

did they offer to tarmac your drive ?

They tarmac'd all your women with their special jizz tarmac. Your Ingerlish slags love that Oirish cock. LOVE it.

Didn’t know Kevin Keegan was Irish.

He must live in a different made up village huh?

[BobbyPires7]

PS - The only Irish seen in our village are the flytippers.

did they offer to tarmac your drive ?

They tarmac'd all your women with their special jizz tarmac. Your Ingerlish slags love that Oirish cock. LOVE it.

Didn’t know Kevin Keegan was Irish.

He must live in a different made up village huh?

Made up?

[DB10GOONER]

did they offer to tarmac your drive ?

They tarmac'd all your women with their special jizz tarmac. Your Ingerlish slags love that Oirish cock. LOVE it.

Didn’t know Kevin Keegan was Irish.

He must live in a different made up village huh?

Made up?

Yup. You know.... imaginary....

[augie]

Even years after his departure le cocks fcuks ups are still haunting us

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/23882982 ... -valverde/

[Midz]

The cramps in your stomach are dialed up to 10, you gingerly make your way to the porcelain throne, drops the keks, sit down and give a gentle little squeeze. You feel the movement of the log through your sphincter and it's a this point you know you are in massive fucking trouble. This thing is 2.5 times the size of your arsehole, the contractions have started and there's no going back.

Breath, push, squeeze, scream, push, breath, cry.

Liters of sweat begin to flow down your face, your eyes start to burn, you grab both sides of the seat to lift your arse up in the vain hope that gravity can help you give birth to this monstrosity. It's at the midway point, when it's girth is at it's greatest, that your life flashes before your eyes and you cry out, a chilling wail of anger, shame, terror and despair.

And then with the worst of it over, the final slither as it torpedoes into the bowl with a hefty splash. You sit there, head in hands, thankful just to have survived, legs trebling, heart pounding, arse still tremoring.

An experience you will never forget and hope to never repeat.


In other news Nicolas Pepe has left for Trabzonspor

Rodders, you should write books

[mcdowell42]

Official: Nicolas Pépé leaves Arsenal on free transfer, contract termination now confirmed by club statement

Ivorian winger has joined Trabzonspor on short term deal, done and sealed since two days ago.

[Midz]

Good !

[Gunner Rob]

Official: Nicolas Pépé leaves Arsenal on free transfer, contract termination now confirmed by club statement

Ivorian winger has joined Trabzonspor on short term deal, done and sealed since two days ago.

Bought for £72 million
Leaves on a free

Great business

[RJG23]

I'll always remember him for the 2 free kicks in 1 game. He got called a flop which wasn't necessarily wrong, but compared to players like Sancho, Mudryk, Richarlison it seems quite harsh because he was never that bad. Mainly I'm glad we've cleared him from the wage bill. Wish him the best at the end of the day

[A11M11]

That's very concilliatory for this forum.

[DB10GOONER]

Club record signing, flushed on a free. Amazing bit of business.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Club record signing, flushed on a free. Amazing bit of business.

If Arsenal did lager it would be the best free lager in the world