The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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Ive had loads of beer waiting for cleavage and nutty fans on deadline day and both are absent. It used to be brilliant the girls outdoing themselves and so good to watch as Arsenal did nothing. Now they are all covered up and no fans giving the reporters shit.
It's all gone down hill just like us. Should have stayed sober.

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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supergeorgegraham wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:08 pm
Ive had loads of beer waiting for cleavage and nutty fans on deadline day and both are absent. It used to be brilliant the girls outdoing themselves and so good to watch as Arsenal did nothing. Now they are all covered up and no fans giving the reporters shit.
It's all gone down hill just like us. Should have stayed sober.
Nah, bollox mate, just get pissed. Get pissed every game and every transfer window from now until Wanker's gone.

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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This is our club! wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:58 pm
General wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:51 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:26 pm
So come January, can Sanchez sign a pre-contract agreement with City or anyone else and move for free on 1st July? If so, that's just a brilliant Wanker masterstroke. I mean selling Van Persie to Man Utd to help them win the league for Fergie was great and selling Diarra to Portsmouth when he needed midfielders was genius but letting Sanchez go for free and potentially play the last five months of the season knowing he's joining another team is just the most brilliant stroke of utter brilliance from le professor. I mean who else could do such incredible things on just £10m a year and aren't we just so lucky to have someone with what must now be 35 years of experience managing a football team?
In all fairness what would you do without a replacement in place? Selling is the worst solution because likely we won't spend the fucking money anyway. I'm glad we're not taking the money and filling Kroenke's pockets. Sanchez is one of the few positives in the squad and at least we get to watch him for another year exposing the fraud's snowflakes.
I'm not so sure we will see the Sanchez of old...he doesn't want to play for us. It's an embarrassing situation all round..
He doesn't want to play for Wonga because of the derisory salary offers we've been making and trying to pass it off in the press like we'be made him a huge offer. No player can earn more than Wonga's £10m a year that's why he's off. If he wanted out, he wouldn't have entered into contract negotiation in the first place. He wasn't the worst player on the pitch against Liverpool by any stretch and this was a player lacking match practice. A half interested Sanchez is a better sight than half of these clowns.
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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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Are our super dooper scouting team still working tirelessly day and night tracking every player in world football ?

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Let's be honest we were never gonna do any business in this window really were we.

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:08 pm
rodders999 wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:33 pm
Mbappe joins PSG, so it's just Lemar and the tea lady left at Monaco.....and he'd still rather stay there than join Wanka's cluster fuck :lol:

Delighted. Hope Alexis goes last minute. BURN BABY BURN :barscarf:
And despite the fact that he's holed up in a hotel with Joe L'Average, Giroud and Koscielny trying to persuade him. Fucking priceless
He's just scored a worldy for France

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Lemar just scored an absolute belter for France. As if he'd want to join us :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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That shows just how interested Arsenal fans are :barscarf:

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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This is our club! wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:53 pm
So it looks like Sanchez has to stay, what an absolute shambles. Quite obvious that he doesn't want to play for the club so potentially we now have a lame duck in the squad all season...I wonder how many more 'stomach aches' he will now have this season...
Sanchez plays for Chile later tonight.
I have a funny feeling that he is going to get injured in the last minute of the match. It might keep him out of action for 3 months :wink:

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Midz wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:14 pm
Let's be honest we were never gonna do any business in this window really were we.
We've already signed some dude called Lacazette and a freeby. I guess we didn't need any more bench warmers. Better than 2015 when we only brought in helmet head.

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Midz wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:17 pm
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That shows just how interested Arsenal fans are :barscarf:

Has that been fucked since the update? I never see users showing online anymore apart from myself.

Has everybody got me blocked? :lol:

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It doesn't matter if Sanchez plays for us, it doesn't matter if we'd got Lemar, Messi and Suarez in this window. It doesn't matter who we did or didn't sign because under the current regime we're never gonna win anything.

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You could give Wenger the 11 - 15 very best (top quality) players and he still wouldn't win anything. he's a top quality *word censored* and the sooner he leaves us then and only then can we start to rebuild.

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:11 pm
Are our super dooper scouting team still working tirelessly day and night tracking every player in world football ?
Yeah. They can only find free players or players that are completely beyond us.
"Um, is he free?"
"No."
"Um. Would you like £100m?"
"Yeah but he's not going to join you because you're shit and managed by a *word censored*."

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:05 pm
Come on City - put in that bid that Wiggy can't resist and leave the old c.unt up shit creek without a paddle at the 11th hour
^^^THIS 1,000%^^^

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