The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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xisstential wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:37 am
I see The Ox has turned down Liverpool and is set to sign a "Bumper new contract" at Arsenal. Woo hoo,there''s one of our BIG summer signings.
He'll be like a new signing

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flash gunner wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 10:11 am
xisstential wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:37 am
I see The Ox has turned down Liverpool and is set to sign a "Bumper new contract" at Arsenal. Woo hoo,there''s one of our BIG summer signings.
He'll be like a new signing
Why move when you get it easy with Arsene FC?.... :rubchin:

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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Wenger and Ivan spotted in Nice..... Mbappe.....

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... l-10564134

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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Mbappe would be a ridiculously good signing. Surprised you're in for him at the price tag that is being thrown around.

Didn't really think Arsenal were massive spenders other than the Ozil transfer.

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Justinsaid wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 2:43 pm
Wenger and Ivan spotted in Nice..... Mbappe.....

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... l-10564134
Looks like they had a bad sesh in the casino! :rubchin:

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The Sanchez fee will help....

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Wenger and Ivan spotted in Nice....

probably looking at time-share apartments or visiting a local market totally unaware there might be a striker nearby.

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Ivan, are you sure there's a Nandos up here?

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StuartL wrote:
Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:02 pm
Last summer I would have happily signed Marhez and offloaded Ox or Walcott, not so sure that it's so cut and dried this summer.

Ox has stepped up, Mahrez has stepped down ,while Walcott has stepped in dogshit and walked it all over the carpet
top marks for this quote, I'm pissing myself :D

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Midz wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 3:55 pm
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Ivan, are you sure there's a Nandos up here?
'Cheeky Nandos with the lads' (read: c_nts)

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seagull1901 wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 2:48 pm
Mbappe would be a ridiculously good signing. Surprised you're in for him at the price tag that is being thrown around.

Didn't really think Arsenal were massive spenders other than the Ozil transfer.

They aren't mate....more chance of him going to Brighton TBH :D

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postmanPat91 wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 4:41 pm
Midz wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 3:55 pm
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Ivan, are you sure there's a Nandos up here?
'Cheeky Nandos with the lads' (read: c_nts)

Wenger had a shopping bag in his hand, spending some of his £8.9 million i suppose :rubchin:

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Redarmy wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 4:51 pm
postmanPat91 wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 4:41 pm
Midz wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 3:55 pm
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Ivan, are you sure there's a Nandos up here?
'Cheeky Nandos with the lads' (read: c_nts)

Wenger had a shopping bag in his hand, spending some of his £8.9 million i suppose :rubchin:
Gazidis must be the closest thing the sad old bastard has to a friend

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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postmanPat91 wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 4:59 pm
Redarmy wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 4:51 pm
postmanPat91 wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 4:41 pm
Midz wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 3:55 pm
Image

Ivan, are you sure there's a Nandos up here?
'Cheeky Nandos with the lads' (read: c_nts)

Wenger had a shopping bag in his hand, spending some of his £8.9 million i suppose :rubchin:
Gazidis must be the closest thing the sad old bastard has to a friend

aint that the truth....

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Justinsaid wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 2:43 pm
Wenger and Ivan spotted in Nice..... Mbappe.....

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... l-10564134


Forget Mbappe mate, they just fancied a nice few days away on the old expenses.

"Wow, it is nice in Nice isn't it eh......we'll tell Stan that we were on a scouting mission. Doesn't that bloke Pmabbe, err Bmappe, err whatever his name is, play down here somewhere. Let's tell Stan we were looking at him. Anyway, we'll do the casino later then I've got a couple of slaggy rappers lined up for us. Garçon !"

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