The Summer 2014 TRANSFER THREAD

[SydneyGooner]

I reckon it will be August before we officially sign anybody after Fu-Kin No-Wan.

[northbank123]

The exciting time of the year. Transfers - this is what football is all about.

Bring on Benzema, Martinez, et al.

Can we not ban 1989 from this thread?

[defleppardisking]

I can't wait for Wenger to sign Costa and Bender. With these 2 new signings we surely will retain the prestigious virtual trophy.

[officepest]

Transfer to post ratio: 1 = 1,000,000

Bullshit rumour percentage: 99.9

Chance of Joe Cole being sighted in a taxi on the way to complete medical: 100%

Chance of McD not posting every transfer rumour in the known World: 0%

[OneBardGooner]

Diaby will be like a New signing.

[OneBardGooner]

I'm going for 180+ pages before we sign anyone.

[officepest]

I'm going for 180+ pages before we sign anyone.

Does the internal solutions market count?

[begeegs]

I hope that our first transfer is the vastly underrated Arsene Wenger. The man is clocking up more silverware than anyone worth noting. I mean, this year - we have the Virtual Trophy, the Stamina League Champions, and I wonder what else we could have in store?

[StuartL]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... na-3523635

"Now the Gunners are on standby, while Juve have already made contact."

Says it all really. I don't watch Barca that often aside from clasicos and CL, but isn't he a winger and not a striker?

What fantastic news, we are on standby should they be desperate enough to accept a last gasp derogatory bid on transfer deadline night. whoo - hoo. We mean business this window.

[StuartL]

Arsenal being linked with Alexis Sanchez, Gareth Barry, Lorenzo Insigne, and Samuel Eto according to various reports #afc
10:06am - 11 May 14

Gareth Barry, who is slower than Arteta ?
Eto who is older than Kanu ?

Steve O, Steve O, please,for god sake Steve O can you hear me ?

[SteveO 35]

Aurier and Kalou will definitely be coming. Some unheard of crock of shit to play reserve keeper on loan also coming

If we're really lucky then Gareth Barry (on loan) will be coming

Benzema, Costa, Jackson Martinez, Bender are all NOT coming

[SteveO 35]

Arsenal being linked with Alexis Sanchez, Gareth Barry, Lorenzo Insigne, and Samuel Eto according to various reports #afc
10:06am - 11 May 14

Gareth Barry, who is slower than Arteta ?
Eto who is older than Kanu ?

Steve O, Steve O, please,for god sake Steve O can you hear me ?

I'd love to say it......I really would.......but when we've fucked around in "World Cup year where it is always very quiet".....I could honestly see Barry and Eto'o both coming in on loan deals

As Chelsea parade Diego Costa around Stamford Bridge, Wenger will help Chavski out by taking one of the ageing cast offs off Maureen's hands

[defleppardisking]

Costa coffee is coming.

[DB10GOONER]

Worst. Thread. Ever.

[VAVAVOOM 14]

Considering Arsene Wenger is at the helm, there's a very real possibility this thread is rendered moot...