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Just came across this DB ffs mate I hope all goes well with the scans and when the camera thingybobs get poked up your fartpipe and your bulbeye (I thought it would be ok to use a couple of FG style childish words) Seriously though my Celt brethren I hope it all goes well,I'll have my fingers and toes crossed across the water.
Have all of my fingers and toes crossed (go on bard say it ) and you could of course look at the bard pics thread
Ohhhh! Okaaaay! If you insist
That'll look like a knotted platter in a French bakers then Shu, Yeah?
Well you did say!
OMG, it's Bread porn. Can this forum sink any lower
Doubt it. We'll have to try and raise the tone....
Just came across this DB ffs mate I hope all goes well with the scans and when the camera thingybobs get poked up your fartpipe and your bulbeye (I thought it would be ok to use a couple of FG style childish words) Seriously though my Celt brethren I hope it all goes well,I'll have my fingers and toes crossed across the water.
Have all of my fingers and toes crossed (go on bard say it ) and you could of course look at the bard pics thread
Ohhhh! Okaaaay! If you insist
That'll look like a knotted platter in a French bakers then Shu, Yeah?
Well you did say!
OMG, it's Bread porn. Can this forum sink any lower
Doubt it. We'll have to try and raise the tone....
Or a picture of a couple of Baps could lower it even further.
Just came across this DB ffs mate I hope all goes well with the scans and when the camera thingybobs get poked up your fartpipe and your bulbeye (I thought it would be ok to use a couple of FG style childish words) Seriously though my Celt brethren I hope it all goes well,I'll have my fingers and toes crossed across the water.
Have all of my fingers and toes crossed (go on bard say it ) and you could of course look at the bard pics thread
Ohhhh! Okaaaay! If you insist
That'll look like a knotted platter in a French bakers then Shu, Yeah?
Well you did say!
OMG, it's Bread porn. Can this forum sink any lower
Could be worse , could be Corn Porn!!!!
No, that's what happens when those 6 Digit peeps entwine their fingers and toes...
Just came across this DB ffs mate I hope all goes well with the scans and when the camera thingybobs get poked up your fartpipe and your bulbeye (I thought it would be ok to use a couple of FG style childish words) Seriously though my Celt brethren I hope it all goes well,I'll have my fingers and toes crossed across the water.
Have all of my fingers and toes crossed (go on bard say it ) and you could of course look at the bard pics thread
Ohhhh! Okaaaay! If you insist
That'll look like a knotted platter in a French bakers then Shu, Yeah?
Well you did say!
OMG, it's Bread porn. Can this forum sink any lower
Doubt it. We'll have to try and raise the tone....
Ah fuck it .... I wasn't gonna put this on here but feeling shit so here goes.
Been in hospital since 8am yesterday morning. They found some weird holes and lesions in some of the disks in my spine and there is some fucking weird shit growing in them.... it's either osteophytes which are also called "bone spurs" (what a cunty name!) or the fucking dreaded Big C.
I had an MRI a couple weeks ago which showed up some shit and led to a lower spinal CT Scan, which led to them hospitalising me, which led to a contrast dye CT Scan of my full spine, and about 25 pints worth of blood tests...
Am now being kept in for the next week or so to undergo a full body PET Scan, a camera into my bladder and a Colonoscopy.... I've already warned them they're gonna find some chick's lost finger nail from 1998 up there....
Joking aside, the missus is distraught and we haven't told the kids anything past dad's in for some check ups. I'm genuinely worried, gotta be honest.
So if you are of a religious persuasion maybe say a prayer for old DB. If not I will accept kind thoughts or even a fingers crossed.
Sorry to hear you're laid up in bed, surrounded by nurses, you laz.....
Seriously though, mate; I'm genuinely sorry to to read that you're going through it. If it's any consolation, I had a colonoscopy last month and it wasn't too bad. Smarted a bit when he stuck the boom mic up there though.
DM's open if you want to rant/talk or anything like that.
No matter what, you'll always have us to annoying the shit out of ya,
Ah fuck it .... I wasn't gonna put this on here but feeling shit so here goes.
Been in hospital since 8am yesterday morning. They found some weird holes and lesions in some of the disks in my spine and there is some fucking weird shit growing in them.... it's either osteophytes which are also called "bone spurs" (what a cunty name!) or the fucking dreaded Big C.
I had an MRI a couple weeks ago which showed up some shit and led to a lower spinal CT Scan, which led to them hospitalising me, which led to a contrast dye CT Scan of my full spine, and about 25 pints worth of blood tests...
Am now being kept in for the next week or so to undergo a full body PET Scan, a camera into my bladder and a Colonoscopy.... I've already warned them they're gonna find some chick's lost finger nail from 1998 up there....
Joking aside, the missus is distraught and we haven't told the kids anything past dad's in for some check ups. I'm genuinely worried, gotta be honest.
So if you are of a religious persuasion maybe say a prayer for old DB. If not I will accept kind thoughts or even a fingers crossed.
Sorry to hear you're laid up in bed, surrounded by nurses, you laz.....
Seriously though, mate; I'm genuinely sorry to to read that you're going through it. If it's any consolation, I had a colonoscopy last month and it wasn't too bad. Smarted a bit when he stuck the boom mic up there though.
DM's open if you want to rant/talk or anything like that.
No matter what, you'll always have us to annoying the shit out of ya,
The boom mic!
I'm hoping he'll at least indulge in a little foreplay first.... even just a quick fingering...
Ah fuck it .... I wasn't gonna put this on here but feeling shit so here goes.
Been in hospital since 8am yesterday morning. They found some weird holes and lesions in some of the disks in my spine and there is some fucking weird shit growing in them.... it's either osteophytes which are also called "bone spurs" (what a cunty name!) or the fucking dreaded Big C.
I had an MRI a couple weeks ago which showed up some shit and led to a lower spinal CT Scan, which led to them hospitalising me, which led to a contrast dye CT Scan of my full spine, and about 25 pints worth of blood tests...
Am now being kept in for the next week or so to undergo a full body PET Scan, a camera into my bladder and a Colonoscopy.... I've already warned them they're gonna find some chick's lost finger nail from 1998 up there....
Joking aside, the missus is distraught and we haven't told the kids anything past dad's in for some check ups. I'm genuinely worried, gotta be honest.
So if you are of a religious persuasion maybe say a prayer for old DB. If not I will accept kind thoughts or even a fingers crossed.
Get well soon mate, hope everything works out with the tests etc.
I was in hospital in 2017, quite poorly and when I was in A&E was seen by the most beautiful doctor/consultant I have ever laid eyes on. If she did the fingers up the bum test and I didn't make it I would honestly die a very happy man.
Yet I am still here to fight another day. Hang in there mate.
PS not meaning to put you off but the prep for the Colonoscopy is worse than the dirty deed itself. Think of that scene out of dumb and dumber, if you know what I mean! Ask for lots of sedative and you will be fine.
Ah fuck it .... I wasn't gonna put this on here but feeling shit so here goes.
Been in hospital since 8am yesterday morning. They found some weird holes and lesions in some of the disks in my spine and there is some fucking weird shit growing in them.... it's either osteophytes which are also called "bone spurs" (what a cunty name!) or the fucking dreaded Big C.
I had an MRI a couple weeks ago which showed up some shit and led to a lower spinal CT Scan, which led to them hospitalising me, which led to a contrast dye CT Scan of my full spine, and about 25 pints worth of blood tests...
Am now being kept in for the next week or so to undergo a full body PET Scan, a camera into my bladder and a Colonoscopy.... I've already warned them they're gonna find some chick's lost finger nail from 1998 up there....
Joking aside, the missus is distraught and we haven't told the kids anything past dad's in for some check ups. I'm genuinely worried, gotta be honest.
So if you are of a religious persuasion maybe say a prayer for old DB. If not I will accept kind thoughts or even a fingers crossed.
Get well soon mate, hope everything works out with the tests etc.
I was in hospital in 2017, quite poorly and when I was in A&E was seen by the most beautiful doctor/consultant I have ever laid eyes on. If she did the fingers up the bum test and I didn't make it I would honestly die a very happy man.
Yet I am still here to fight another day. Hang in there mate.
PS not meaning to put you off but the prep for the Colonoscopy is worse than the dirty deed itself. Think of that scene out of dumb and dumber, if you know what I mean! Ask for lots of sedative and you will be fine.
Cheers NutFlush. I have heard about the prep alright.... can't wait....
