It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
Insisted on blowing me in the shower this morning, meaning I missed the early train to work, meaning I missed a really shit meeting, meaning I am in great form today, meaning I am treating myself to a burrito for lunch, meaning I will destroy the 2nd floor jacks after lunch (I work on the 3rd floor) meaning that arsehole in HR that queried my OT last month will have to smell my chilli ravaged shit everytime he goes in that jacks today and he's the cunt I want, he killed my frog!
If you don't know of Kevin Bloody Wilson that frog reference will be lost on you.
If you dont know much about him get a book and read up, the man had balls of steel and is a hero in the true sense of the word
22. Vice Admiral the Lord Collingwood of HMS Royal Sovereign, the unsung anti-*word censored*/hero of Trafalgar who's ship was first to reach the Franco-Spanish line. Nelson was said to have remarked: "see how that noble fellow Collingwood carries his ship into action!"
seems only fair given that Nelson's column sits in London and Collingwood's is stuck in the north...
Insisted on blowing me in the shower this morning, meaning I missed the early train to work, meaning I missed a really shit meeting, meaning I am in great form today, meaning I am treating myself to a burrito for lunch, meaning I will destroy the 2nd floor jacks after lunch (I work on the 3rd floor) meaning that arsehole in HR that queried my OT last month will have to smell my chilli ravaged shit everytime he goes in that jacks today and he's the cunt I want, he killed my frog!
If you don't know of Kevin Bloody Wilson that frog reference will be lost on you.
Muhahahaha! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
The state I left that jacks in!! Jaysus - it smells like a Mexican died in there about a month ago and someone took a shit all over him then fermented him in wino's piss. Awesome burrito. Just... awesome.