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23. Every member of this fine forum, with the exception of Brazilian Gooner.

franksav63 wrote:23. Every member of this fine forum, with the exception of Brazilian Gooner.

well, one can't please everybody, right?

brazilianGOONER wrote:

franksav63 wrote:23. Every member of this fine forum, with the exception of Brazilian Gooner.

well, one can't please everybody, right?

No... one certainly cun.... can't...

DB10GOONER wrote: I am treating myself to a burrito for lunch, meaning I will destroy the 2nd floor jacks after lunch (I work on the 3rd floor) meaning that arsehole in HR that queried my OT last month will have to smell my chilli ravaged shit everytime he goes in that jacks today

Wise man is DB10. Never go on your own doorstep.

Reminds me of when I was in college.

I got into health food and started eating large portions of brown rice, mixed with peanuts, raisins, broccolli and Tofu. Resulted in large and forceful anal expulsions.
So the student bogs were a bit grim, except one of them, near the library. I reckoned it was the location that kept it so, for the one near the bar was frantic.
Only had two cubicles, but was clean, and seldom visited. A man could sit down in peace and quiet and do his business in there.
Time to time I would clog up the bowl with huge droppings, but a swift exit from the little used toilet saw no real harm done, because the college employed cleaning and plumbing staff.

One day I turned up and there was a lock on the door, and a notice typed on college headed paper.

"This toilet has been subject to frequent blockages. It is a designated staff toilet, and not to be used by students. Entry is now only to staff keyholders".

I had single handedly caused an official change in college policy.

From then on I had to make do with the regular toilets, far less clean and not so conducive to a decent expulsion.


So in honour of these experiences, I nominate number 24. Thomas Crapper.

university and poo?



i miss halls

I must say this brings a tear to my eyes my own thread type thing even though im only mentioned once

xDAVEYx wrote:university and poo?


i miss halls

Tell you what, that notice makes me think this new graduate tax might be a good thing.
Student layabouts.
We taxpayers foot the bill for all that fancy edumacayshion and they cannot even spell "defecate" properly!

QuartzGooner wrote:

xDAVEYx wrote:university and poo?


i miss halls

Tell you what, that notice makes me think this new graduate tax might be a good thing.
Student layabouts.
We taxpayers foot the bill for all that fancy edumacayshion and they cannot even spell "defecate" properly!

oi! mary legend typed that badboy and she was the damn best and ballsiest cleaner wavell house ever saw!

and as soon as i start earning over 15k pa i'll be paying back your tax pennies

xDAVEYx wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:

xDAVEYx wrote:university and poo?


i miss halls

Tell you what, that notice makes me think this new graduate tax might be a good thing.
Student layabouts.
We taxpayers foot the bill for all that fancy edumacayshion and they cannot even spell "defecate" properly!

oi! mary legend typed that badboy and she was the damn best and ballsiest cleaner wavell house ever saw!

and as soon as i start earning over 65k per week i'll be paying back my fans

Theo..is that you

shit, rumbled

xDAVEYx wrote:shit, rumbled

Did it? Actually rumbled? Mine kind of spluttered...

DB10GOONER wrote:

xDAVEYx wrote:shit, rumbled

Did it? Actually rumbled? Mine kind of spluttered...

you know you earned it when it rumbles

and im not at all surprised the burrito poo spluttered

BUMP

24. San Jose Earthquake. They held the spuds to a 0-0 draw out in California

25. The Rossies