LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish.

"I want to live forever" I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that".

"Fine" I said.

"I want to die when Tottenham win the premier league then".

"You crafty cunnt" said the fairy.

[OneBardGooner]

Nice One Lefty!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position.

One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind.

Then you reach around, cup her tits, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.'

Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."

[OneBardGooner]

[TeeCee]

[DB10GOONER]

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position.

One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind.

Then you reach around, cup her tits, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.'

Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."