LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Just been attacked by a ginger kid doing martial arts...
turns out he was the Carroty Kid
turns out he was the Carroty Kid
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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I'm doing a 0.0000005K run to raise awareness for laziness
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Pretty sure we could test the entire UK in 24hrs if we let Aldi checkout assistants run the testing centres
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A chinese kid asks his father: "Dad, why do they say all Chinese people look alike?"
He replied: "I am not your dad"
He replied: "I am not your dad"
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Just found out that there is a library in my local town centre.
They kept that quiet
They kept that quiet
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My 4 year old son has been learning Spanish at School and he still hasn't learnt the word for please...
and I think that is poor for four.
and I think that is poor for four.
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My wife has been going to the gym and she is starting to look that good that I've had to tell her sister that she'd better start to get herself in shape.
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Goal-line technology's nothing new to me. My wife's been asking me for years whether it was in or not.
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I orgasmed in the tub last night.
The wife fucking hates when I call her that.
The wife fucking hates when I call her that.
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:51 pmI orgasmed in the tub last night.
The wife fucking hates it when I call her that.
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My editing skills are shitLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:51 pmLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:51 pmI orgasmed in the tub last night.
The wife fucking hates it when I call her that.
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I said I hated my wedding cake,
Then it burst into tiers
Then it burst into tiers
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Phil Fodens girlfriend has forgiven him for taking a girl back to his hotel room.
Well it was either that, or get a job
Well it was either that, or get a job
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I was a crack baby.
Unlike my brother, he was a Caesarian section.
Unlike my brother, he was a Caesarian section.
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Got invited to BBQ party today.
Didn't go though, I'm not even sure what kind of gender a BBQ is if I'm honest.
Didn't go though, I'm not even sure what kind of gender a BBQ is if I'm honest.