LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Tony Blair says junk food should be made too expensive for the poor

That's like making a war criminal a peace envoy.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

'Alpacin Caffeine shampoo, German engineering for your hair'.

Anyone else concerned about trusting German shower products

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced.

This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with.

I probably should've stopped when I got to her.

[OneBardGooner]

I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines.

He?s a singer / songwriter

Or sew it seams

Brilliant! lefty All Of Em Crackers... But this one had me in Stitches.

[Stuart L (2)]

Nice work lefty

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines.

He?s a singer / songwriter

Or sew it seams

Brilliant! lefty All Of Em Crackers... But this one had me in Stitches.

When i posted that I thought hmm I wonder who's coming up with that retort, you and DB were favourites

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Nice work lefty

Cheers Stu

[OneBardGooner]

I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines.

He?s a singer / songwriter

Or sew it seams

Brilliant! lefty All Of Em Crackers... But this one had me in Stitches.

When i posted that I thought hmm I wonder who's coming up with that retort, you and DB were favourites

You know me so well!

[DB10GOONER]

"Mummy mummy, can I get pregnant through anal sex"? "

Of course you can darling....where do you think moderators come from"!

Sorry DB

[DB10GOONER]

I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines.

He?s a singer / songwriter

Or sew it seams

Brilliant! lefty All Of Em Crackers... But this one had me in Stitches.

When i posted that I thought hmm I wonder who's coming up with that retort, you and DB were favourites

OneBard beat me to that one! Awl the best.

[DB10GOONER]

My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with.

I probably should've stopped when I got to her.

All crackers, Lefty - but that one in particular is superb.

[OneBardGooner]

NOT MINE !

But F F F Fuuuck it's Funny.


https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KHmsaMpcoCM

[OneBardGooner]

jokes about 9/11 are just plane wrong.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with.

I probably should've stopped when I got to her.

All crackers, Lefty - but that one in particular is superb.

Cheers mate, been a while to post some, will have some more before Christmas lol, hope you are well mate