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LeftfootlegendGooner
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by LeftfootlegendGooner » Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:30 pm
shu wrote: ↑ Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:45 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:13 pm
Marriage....because your shitty day doesn't have to end after work.
My son has just written in his mum's Mother's Day card , I said put loving , kind , positive mum , lol the biggest piss take ever , I bet she will be saying you told him to write it . Shit I can hear the broom stick coming up the road, better go.
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Someone's gonna be cast into a frog
shu
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Location: Norwich
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by shu » Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:56 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner
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by LeftfootlegendGooner » Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:28 pm
A little girl says to her mother, 'Mummy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up.'
Her mum says, 'Well pick one sweetie - you can’t do both.'
Midz
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Location: Rice Rice Baby !
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by Midz » Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:01 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:38 pm
Be careful if you're thinking of getting a rescue cat.
My nan had one.
She slipped and fell one day and the cat literally sat there and did fuck all.
LeftfootlegendGooner
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by LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:41 pm
Isn't it amazing when your dying with Flu and feeling like shit, You can still always muster just enough energy for a wan.k.
shu
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Location: Norwich
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by shu » Sun Mar 29, 2020 4:07 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:41 pm
Isn't it amazing when your dying with Flu and feeling like shit, You can still always muster just enough energy for a wan.k.
corkbarry1
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by corkbarry1 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:23 pm
Invisible joke?
Seeing as everyone is reading this!
I see that The Arsenal have negotiated with her Majestys Post Office to shift the post codes to take The Emirates from N7 to N5 same as Highbury.
All it cost was a 1 million pound refurbishment of Islington post office.
corkbarry1
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by corkbarry1 » Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:30 pm
God was seen walking around Cork City.
The Guards asked him why he was breaking the lockdown?
He said
I'm working from home
StuartL
Posts: 7878 Joined: Sat May 17, 2008 8:22 pm
Location: It’s a new dawn, a new day a new life, for me and I’m feeling good
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by StuartL » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:36 pm
corkbarry1 wrote: ↑ Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:30 pm
God was seen walking around Cork City.
The Guards asked him why he was breaking the lockdown?
He said
I'm working from home
Us Cork guys have got to stick together
See DNA / Family tree post
LeftfootlegendGooner
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by LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:46 am
corkbarry1 wrote: ↑ Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:23 pm
Invisible joke?
Seeing as everyone is reading this!
I see that The Arsenal have negotiated with her Majestys Post Office to shift the post codes to take The Emirates from N7 to N5 same as Highbury.
All it cost was a 1 million pound refurbishment of Islington post office.
I dont know what happened there, maybe a subliminal message to stop all the bad jokes.
mcdowell42
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Location: ireland
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by mcdowell42 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:50 am
The best thing about being schizophrenic is that it turns a ***** into an orgy