LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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A tall bloke stopped and asked me for directions today.....
He looked like a goalkeeper so I sent him the wrong way.
He looked like a goalkeeper so I sent him the wrong way.
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I have piles and piles of ironing to do.
I don't know which is worse.
I don't know which is worse.
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"Any last requests before we shoot you?" Yes........
I'd like Rosie Jones to read me War And Peace!
I'd like Rosie Jones to read me War And Peace!
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Scientists have recently discovered that the first 2 humans on earth were actually cockneys!
Would you Adam and Eve it!
Would you Adam and Eve it!
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BBC patiently awaiting call from Hamas to see what they should print today.
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"Thank-You" Lefty I needed that... All Good and that last one Fucking Ace!
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What's the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell the weed from the other side of the room it's decent
If you can smell the weed from the other side of the room it's decent
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Cheers man, have been hectic lately with many things going on but hopefully I will get some free time to post more rubbish jokesOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:55 pm![]()
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"Thank-You" Lefty I needed that... All Good and that last one Fucking Ace!![]()
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My next door neighbours dog keeps trying to mount anything that moves...it's a Jack Russell brand
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I've got a date with a girl from Thailand tonight.
I just hope I don't end up blowing it.
I just hope I don't end up blowing it.
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It's strange to think that in a few years time the number one cause of death among female Olympic gold winning athletes could be prostate cancer.
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I once went with a blind prostitute, "wow your huge" she said
"Ha" I replied, "your pulling my leg"
"Ha" I replied, "your pulling my leg"
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Definitely NOT Rubbish mate they Always Cheer Me up ! ![cheers :cheers:](./images/smilies/icon_cheers.gif)
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Hope you are well!
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The Whitehouse have announce that Joe Biden will be in the 3 states today...
Unconcious, Semi-Concious, and Confused.
Unconcious, Semi-Concious, and Confused.
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Dear Deidre I've been identifying as a woman for six months now and my periods still haven't started.
Is there something wrong with me?
Is there something wrong with me?