It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
LeftfootlegendGooner
Posts: 10367 Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
Post
by LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:28 pm
GranadaJoe wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Top, top work as always.
I'm looking forward to trying the 'feminist' ones on the wife. Do women have a sense of humour?
Cheers Joe
Not sure if women have a sense of humour btw although they can multitask so maybe tell her the feminist joke while she is ironing
DB10GOONER
Posts: 59482 Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
Contact:
Post
by DB10GOONER » Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:51 am
GranadaJoe wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Top, top work as always.
I'm looking forward to trying the 'feminist' ones on the wife. Do women have a sense of humour?
They don't need one Joe. They have vaginas which are pretty sweet.
LeftfootlegendGooner
Posts: 10367 Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
Post
by LeftfootlegendGooner » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:28 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:51 am
GranadaJoe wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Top, top work as always.
I'm looking forward to trying the 'feminist' ones on the wife. Do women have a sense of humour?
They don't need one Joe. They have vaginas which are pretty sweet.
And sometimes metallic
DB10GOONER
Posts: 59482 Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
Contact:
Post
by DB10GOONER » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:13 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:28 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:51 am
GranadaJoe wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Top, top work as always.
I'm looking forward to trying the 'feminist' ones on the wife. Do women have a sense of humour?
They don't need one Joe. They have vaginas which are pretty sweet.
And sometimes metallic
OneBardGooner
Posts: 43237 Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
Location: Close To The Edge
Post
by OneBardGooner » Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:31 pm
GranadaJoe wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Top, top work as always.
I'm looking forward to trying the 'feminist' ones on the wife.
Do women have a sense of humour?
Does the Pope have a Vagina!?
Excellent work there LFG...
Ere how did you know about the used condom incident!?
LeftfootlegendGooner
Posts: 10367 Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
Post
by LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:47 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:31 pm
GranadaJoe wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Top, top work as always.
I'm looking forward to trying the 'feminist' ones on the wife.
Do women have a sense of humour?
Does the Pope have a Vagina!?
Excellent work there LFG...
Ere how did you know about the used condom incident!?
Spuddy told me about one such event
DB10GOONER
Posts: 59482 Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
Contact:
Post
by DB10GOONER » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:03 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:47 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:31 pm
GranadaJoe wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Top, top work as always.
I'm looking forward to trying the 'feminist' ones on the wife.
Do women have a sense of humour?
Does the Pope have a Vagina!?
Excellent work there LFG...
Ere how did you know about the used condom incident!?
Spuddy told me about one such event
Don't joke about that mate. He nearly choked to death on that condom.
LeftfootlegendGooner
Posts: 10367 Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
Post
by LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:18 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:03 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:47 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:31 pm
GranadaJoe wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Top, top work as always.
I'm looking forward to trying the 'feminist' ones on the wife.
Do women have a sense of humour?
Does the Pope have a Vagina!?
Excellent work there LFG...
Ere how did you know about the used condom incident!?
Spuddy told me about one such event
Don't joke about that mate. He nearly choked to death on that condom.
I can't find the coffee spit emoticon otherwise that would have had one
Poor old spudster
OneBardGooner
Posts: 43237 Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
Location: Close To The Edge
Post
by OneBardGooner » Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:28 pm
Worst of all I heard the condom he half-swallowed was full of someone else's man juice!
LeftfootlegendGooner
Posts: 10367 Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
Post
by LeftfootlegendGooner » Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:37 am
Apparently, BBC flagship programme Newsnight is going to hire Pippa Middleton, Kate's younger sister, as a news correspondent.
Which just goes to show you that if you work hard, get straight As and go to journalism school ...
you'll lose your dream job to a woman whose sister's married a Prince.
LeftfootlegendGooner
Posts: 10367 Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
Post
by LeftfootlegendGooner » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:00 am
I went into the bank and walked up to the lady at the desk and said, "I want to open a fucking bank account." "Excuse me, what did you say ?" she replied. "I said I want to open a FUCKING bank account." "I'm willing to help you," she said, "But if you keep using that kind of language I'll have to get the manager over here." "Why, because i want to open a fucking back account ?" The lady had it and stormed off the the back to get the manager. She came back with the bank manager and he said to me, "Sir, what seems to be the problem ?" I said to him,
"The problem is that I just want to open up a fucking bank account here for £900,000." The manager replied, "Oh, and is this cunnt giving you a hard time !"