LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:44 am
"You're so childish" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over"
:coffeespit:

Some belters there Lefty but this one breaks me up in particular for some reason. :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 5:23 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:44 am
"You're so childish" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over"
:coffeespit:

Some belters there Lefty but this one breaks me up in particular for some reason. :lol:
:lol:

I think your my last reader lol but yes that one is funny in a nerdy way :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:57 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 5:23 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:44 am
"You're so childish" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over"
:coffeespit:

Some belters there Lefty but this one breaks me up in particular for some reason. :lol:
:lol:

I think your my last reader lol but yes that one is funny in a nerdy way :lol:
I'm still in and enjoy having a read through your jokes although I didn't realise you were so 'needy' for feedback :wink: :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:41 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:57 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 5:23 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:44 am
"You're so childish" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over"
:coffeespit:

Some belters there Lefty but this one breaks me up in particular for some reason. :lol:
:lol:

I think your my last reader lol but yes that one is funny in a nerdy way :lol:
I'm still in and enjoy having a read through your jokes although I didn't realise you were so 'needy' for feedback :wink: :lol:
:lol:

I thought it was common knowledge tbf :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:08 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:41 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:57 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 5:23 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:44 am
"You're so childish" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over"
:coffeespit:

Some belters there Lefty but this one breaks me up in particular for some reason. :lol:
:lol:

I think your my last reader lol but yes that one is funny in a nerdy way :lol:
I'm still in and enjoy having a read through your jokes although I didn't realise you were so 'needy' for feedback :wink: :lol:
:lol:

I thought it was common knowledge tbf :lol:

Common knowledge....nah, just a hunch shared by one or two on here as far as I was aware :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:09 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:08 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:41 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:57 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 5:23 pm


:coffeespit:

Some belters there Lefty but this one breaks me up in particular for some reason. :lol:
:lol:

I think your my last reader lol but yes that one is funny in a nerdy way :lol:
I'm still in and enjoy having a read through your jokes although I didn't realise you were so 'needy' for feedback :wink: :lol:
:lol:

I thought it was common knowledge tbf :lol:

Common knowledge....nah, just a hunch shared by one or two on here as far as I was aware :lol:
I'm just spit balling here (not the kind of spit balling Augie does :shock: ) but the two are you and DB isn't it :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:25 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:09 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:08 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:41 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:57 pm


:lol:

I think your my last reader lol but yes that one is funny in a nerdy way :lol:
I'm still in and enjoy having a read through your jokes although I didn't realise you were so 'needy' for feedback :wink: :lol:
:lol:

I thought it was common knowledge tbf :lol:

Common knowledge....nah, just a hunch shared by one or two on here as far as I was aware :lol:
I'm just spit balling here (not the kind of spit balling Augie does :shock: ) but the two are you and DB isn't it :lol:

What....no.

Er......absolutely not, no, no way........well maybe, sort of, aw sheeeiiiiiiiiit :-P

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:15 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:25 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:09 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:08 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:41 pm


I'm still in and enjoy having a read through your jokes although I didn't realise you were so 'needy' for feedback :wink: :lol:
:lol:

I thought it was common knowledge tbf :lol:

Common knowledge....nah, just a hunch shared by one or two on here as far as I was aware :lol:
I'm just spit balling here (not the kind of spit balling Augie does :shock: ) but the two are you and DB isn't it :lol:

What....no.

Er......absolutely not, no, no way........well maybe, sort of, aw sheeeiiiiiiiiit :-P
I stand accused. And just a tad aroused. :shock:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 5:48 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:15 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:25 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:09 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:08 pm


:lol:

I thought it was common knowledge tbf :lol:

Common knowledge....nah, just a hunch shared by one or two on here as far as I was aware :lol:
I'm just spit balling here (not the kind of spit balling Augie does :shock: ) but the two are you and DB isn't it :lol:

What....no.

Er......absolutely not, no, no way........well maybe, sort of, aw sheeeiiiiiiiiit :-P
I stand accused. And just a tad aroused. :shock:
:shock:

:lol:

Cue Rodders :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

Is it nearly Friday yet, is it, is it :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:24 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 5:48 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:15 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:25 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:09 pm



Common knowledge....nah, just a hunch shared by one or two on here as far as I was aware :lol:
I'm just spit balling here (not the kind of spit balling Augie does :shock: ) but the two are you and DB isn't it :lol:

What....no.

Er......absolutely not, no, no way........well maybe, sort of, aw sheeeiiiiiiiiit :-P
I stand accused. And just a tad aroused. :shock:
:shock:

:lol:

Cue Rodders :lol:
Cued rodders? I drilled his brown in the back pocket old boy! :shock:

:lol: :wink:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:00 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:24 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 5:48 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:15 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:25 am


I'm just spit balling here (not the kind of spit balling Augie does :shock: ) but the two are you and DB isn't it :lol:

What....no.

Er......absolutely not, no, no way........well maybe, sort of, aw sheeeiiiiiiiiit :-P
I stand accused. And just a tad aroused. :shock:
:shock:

:lol:

Cue Rodders :lol:
Cued rodders? I drilled his brown in the back pocket old boy! :shock:

:lol: :wink:
:shock: :lol:

Poor old Rodster :cry:

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Seriously, a full page of posters brown nosing each other,where are the f**ing jokes :banghead:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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corkbarry wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:20 pm
Seriously, a full page of posters brown nosing each other,where are the f**ing jokes :banghead:
Sorry bazzer, I've been helping my brother build his house and been finishing midnight every night including last night so only had enough energy to engage in light banter with pinky and perky (see no brown nosing here :wink: ).

Ok some right silly jokes coming up and a controversial one that will probably get deleted.

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