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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:45 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
A tall bloke stopped and asked me for directions today.....
He looked like a goalkeeper so I sent him the wrong way.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:49 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I have piles and piles of ironing to do.
I don't know which is worse.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:51 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
"Any last requests before we shoot you?" Yes........
I'd like Rosie Jones to read me War And Peace!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:56 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Scientists have recently discovered that the first 2 humans on earth were actually cockneys!
Would you Adam and Eve it!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:40 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
BBC patiently awaiting call from Hamas to see what they should print today.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:55 pm
by OneBardGooner
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 1:52 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
What's the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell the weed from the other side of the room it's decent
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 1:54 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Cheers man, have been hectic lately with many things going on but hopefully I will get some free time to post more rubbish jokes
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:53 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
My next door neighbours dog keeps trying to mount anything that moves...it's a Jack Russell brand
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:57 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I've got a date with a girl from Thailand tonight.
I just hope I don't end up blowing it.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:00 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
It's strange to think that in a few years time the number one cause of death among female Olympic gold winning athletes could be prostate cancer.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:06 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I once went with a blind prostitute, "wow your huge" she said
"Ha" I replied, "your pulling my leg"
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:14 pm
by OneBardGooner
Definitely NOT Rubbish mate they Always Cheer Me up !
Hope you are well!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:45 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
The Whitehouse have announce that Joe Biden will be in the 3 states today...
Unconcious, Semi-Concious, and Confused.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:46 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Dear Deidre I've been identifying as a woman for six months now and my periods still haven't started.
Is there something wrong with me?