SCUM (H) Sun 1st Sept

[Herd]

True

[nut flush gooner]

He would need to use a sheep to mop his Duke of Argyll's !

Fantastic.

Up there with one of my favourite descriptive phrases: "she had a vagina like an aircraft hanger covered in bears".

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In London we use the term Chalfont St Giles but I came across Dukes in an Irvine Welsh book and almost had a fit on the tube, I laughed so much.

or Farmer Giles

Emma Freuds, but going back to the game. I am glad its a later kick off, allows for plenty of pre match drinking to calm the nerves and a much better atmosphere.

Spuds will be in crisis with a solid win from us on Sunday, incentive enough for the boys to repeat the intensity from last season. This game is made for Pepe to make himself an Arsenal legend with something special.

[goonertux]

Will he play Pepe, Auba and Lacazette? Why not. Would love to see it, but don't think he will. Like others, I bet we see Mihkitaryan!!

[DB10GOONER]

Some media speculation he's gonna start all three. Go for the throat I say.

[DB10GOONER]

Up there with one of my favourite descriptive phrases: "she had a vagina like an aircraft hanger covered in bears"

I also like 'Her fanny looked like a burst Dinghy'

Love it. Similar to one of my all time faves "the burst hedgehog".

[DB10GOONER]

Also love the term "clacker" as used by Catherine Tate.

Just say that word. Every time I do I laugh.

[StuartL]

Some media speculation he's gonna start all three. Go for the throat I say.

Absolutely, no point in having all that fire power and not use it.

We have crabs in the barrel, so need to ATTACK with intensity and pinch them in our PINCERS till it’s hurts.

[OneBardGooner]

Some media speculation he's gonna start all three. Go for the throat I say.

Absolutely, no point in having all that fire power and not use it.

We have crabs in the barrel, so need to ATTACK with intensity and pinch them in our PINCERS till it’s hurts.

So are you saying they've got crabs, or we should give them crabs???




Agreed, we have one of the best forward lines in the Prem with Auba, Laca and Pepe and once they gel, they will be devastating and teams will fear them.

#COYG

[TeeCee]

Fuck it yeah!!! Let’s give the dustbin lids crabs! Scum Bastards.

[OneBardGooner]

Wrighty with a few words of encouragement:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJrXMBzeOgE

[OneBardGooner]

Up there with one of my favourite descriptive phrases: "she had a vagina like an aircraft hanger covered in bears"

I also like 'Her fanny looked like a burst Dinghy'

Love it. Similar to one of my all time faves "the burst hedgehog".

"Hairy Growler"

[goonertux]

Up there with one of my favourite descriptive phrases: "she had a vagina like an aircraft hanger covered in bears"

I also like 'Her fanny looked like a burst Dinghy'

Love it. Similar to one of my all time faves "the burst hedgehog".

"Hairy Growler"

Hairy shrimp pot. Or is that just due to the rank old growlers I’ve had the misfortune of being chin deep in?! COYG!!!

[falkirk goon]

Fanny like a hippos yawn is one of my faves Pishflaps like saddlebags aswell

[OneBardGooner]

Bacon Sandwich.

[clockender1]

This is a real six pointer - a win seperates us from pack. We must must get at them.


My favourite is - A ham sandwich in a wind tunnel. With lettuce and mayo.