Friday night, I've had a couple of drinks and I've fucking won this thing. What a way to start the weekend. Have a bit of that.
Pans and dancing bananas, what a way to claim the win.

Umm, err, umm. No. If you want to impress a bird, make up some story about having loads of money or a big cock or something . And this should go in the Last Person to Post Wins thread, which I'm on my way over to now.

I thought there was a very unsubtle use of VAR in the first minutes of our game at Palace. Aubameyang clearly played the ball out for a goal kick but the referee gave a corner. Once the corner was actually kicked the referee blew for a free out. There didn't seem to be any obvious foul so had the r...

I think within a couple of years time it will be against the law for any man to be a sports presenter :roll: https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/11908606/sunday-supplement-jacqui-oatley-named-as-new-host Fucking screechy woman. Terrible commentator but nobody can say that because she's a ...

The original idea was decent as giving fans a chance to say what they felt about the club away from the sanitised club-sanctioned propaganda was refreshing. It was the first time that proper anti-Wenger views were getting aired and a lot of people probably felt a connection to what they heard. Over...

The original idea was decent as giving fans a chance to say what they felt about the club away from the sanitised club-sanctioned propaganda was refreshing. It was the first time that proper anti-Wenger views were getting aired and a lot of people probably felt a connection to what they heard. Over ...

If that tackle was on one of ours, they'd be saying it's just mistimed and only a booking.

One foot, didn't jump in. Never a fucking red. No fucking way.

I was going to watch this down the Old A with some mates tomorrow and I've just been told by the manager that the person schedules to cover emergencies from 8am to 4pm has just phoned in 'sick' that person(aka: GobshitCUNT) is a scouser..and gues what he's going to the scum game in London... I know...

Never liked Palace. They're a nothing, pointless and irrelevant part of London football with a bunch of supporters who are all whiny, live at home with mummy and daddy in fucking Purley or wherever and work in the accounts department of a IT repair shop or B&Q. And then there's that shithole of a gr...

That'll do and fuck off Leeds and fuck off Danny Murphy.

You can even hear the bbc commentary get More excited when Leeds get a sniff, cretins.

incredibly biased commentary

It's pathetic and to be honest, you wouldn't get any if this if it was Manure or the Murderers.

Honestly, shut the fuck up Murphy. This is why nobody watches the BBC. Absolute one-eyed drivel. He’s talking more than the commentator the fucking dullard bastard. Typical early 2000s English player. Thinks he knows it all but achieved absolutely nothing in the game. Criticises every player but he...

Honestly, shut the fuck up Murphy. This is why nobody watches the BBC. Absolute one-eyed drivel.

A bindipper makes these tackles which Xhaka is making, Danny Dickhead Murphy would be talking about spirit and heart and how he can't see anything wrong there.