They call him Sagna, Bacary Sagna,
He runs through the Spurs like Lasagne,
His name is Sagna, Bacary Sagna,
His hair may be tragic, but he plays like magic,
Cos he's Sagna... and he'll feck you up.

(to the tune of Copa Cabana - for those too young to remember, google 'Barry Manilow' or 'songs that ...