A man and his 3 year old son is sitting in the bath having a wash.
The boy says, "Dad, why is your penis different to mine?"
The dad replies, "Cos mines erect and yours aint!"

What is the point of this again?

Which coach were you on?

No he played Eboue right midfield against Liverpool because Theos the only right winger who could play there but isnt known for defensive attributes and we had to keep it tight otherwise they would mug us off down the left.

The only player I would get rid of is Justin Hoyte.
The rest are good enough. A lot of you want Eboue out but hes a good right back replacement for Sagna.

If we could keep Lehmann I would do so cos he's a better goalkeeper than Almunia.

What an absolute legend that man is.

What it is trying to say is, red members are useless.

They played it on the coach up to the game on Tuesday.
It's pretty good and reckon its worth a purchase

Nothing wrong with getting in for free is there?

Go away Bodje. You have lost all respect from me now i know you never to gogames and youre not even going ot anfield on tuesday.

Heard during todays game a song sung by the united fans to the tune of the torres one and i just wondered if anyone knew the lyrics?

Arsenal scout

How many do you have?

Yes sir!

WHY DO YOU WRITE IN CAPITALS?